Post your body

Bodies of Sup Forums

don't be shy, post them! Ill start

good thread

You got bigger tits than my girlfriend

Would not suck tho.

very hairy lady

nice boobies ( . Y . )

Post yours lads

ok

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>ok

Gross

Bump

r8 my boipussy

r8 m8

Nice gyno brah

Christ that's a nice arse

nice gyno

Would lick/10

Aren't I disgusting? :3

You got that right

Your body composition is completely devoid of any muscle mass

I know
It's hilarious isn't it?
I'm just fat skin and bones

It's more sad than anything that you endure living your only life like that.

Why aren't you lifting?

Too much work and I don't like gyms

you should remove your gyno m8

Lifting is a waste of time considering the inevitability of death and the abundance of mates. Only a mindless fool would waste any of their precious time on earth mindlessly repeating lifting heavy objects because of their own vanity. Go learn a language, ride a bike, join an orgy, drop acid, FUCK its 2016 and you live in a first world country, make the most of it. This is why the Aussies pick on you.

The only thing more disgusting than all these bodies is the degeneracy of it all

What if you enjoy lifting and the benefits of looking good?

I'll suck your dick

"Suck cock, get the glock"

No different than if you enjoy heroin and the svelte looks that accompany its use.

Also wouldn't only a mindless fool waste their time on Sup Forums or videogames?

Lifting weights is one of the greatest time investments of anything you could do. The small amount of time needed per week to drastically improve almost every area of your life is pretty big.

Heroin will kill you and diminish your quality of life well before.

Lifting makes you look good, feel good, improves your health and everything else that goes along with looking and feeling good.

Too much work
I'd rather just lay down and be lazy

Good attitude

Most successful people agree with this

Success is overrated
I'd rather just be content

Content with mediocrity?

Sounds like you're just taking the path of least resistance. And that doesn't sound like a life worth living to me.

If you're this lazy I can't imagine you're successful in any other endeavours of life.

at least you don't have manboobs. my body looks same but with 5x bigger boobs

>Doesn't sound like a life worth living
If everyone lived a life of success our society would fall apart

I'm content with being someone who puts in minimal effort

Haha man boobs

>my body looks same but with 5x bigger boobs

Have you tried losing weight? I've heard that can help reduce fat.

i know right?
they're not even gyno, just fat.
is there any reason to live anymore?

175/62

Doesn't help if you have nice gynos faggot

Post them I'll tell you if it's gyno

I don't have gyno

Isn't this the worst looking body you have ever seen?

Yes.

why does everyone on this board look so fucking shit?

literally me

bad genetics

That's not bad genetics, that's you living a sedentary lifestyle and never doing any exercise, as well as bad nutrition.

have you ever been inside of a gym? - For how long?

>Canada autisming up another thread

Hello r8 please

>pic flips by itself
:^/

Yes I have, I do mountain biking 3-4 times a week.Use to play basketball for a while. Been to a gym for a year maybe.It's useless, for every gram of muscle I get 10 grams of fat. I have literaly 0 testosterone.

Try lifting and get better macros.

>I have literaly 0 testosterone

Fix your sleep, lift, eat enough protein and fat, get enough cholesterol.

Then check with your doctor and get your test levels checked. If they're truly low then they will prescribe you TRT

Lol youre a bitch

Fellow /fit/izen ayy.

Unbelievable the amount of stupidity and laziness from people on other boards. It's literally all >much genetics or >lifting is a waste of time

Let them be ugly and bloated, all the more qts for us and the more impressive we look compared to the lazy weaklings

All that requires money and I have 0. It's useless to try, If I can't be born normal and healthy than I don't want to bother fixing myself.I don't care I'll probably just kill myself anyway.

>Unbelievable the amount of stupidity and laziness from people on other boards

It's crazy.

It's like i'm on tumblr or Sup Forums or something

Only Yous I'm getting are from my self :((((((

>If I can't be born normal and healthy than I don't want to bother fixing myself

Holy fuck are you serious?

>If I'm not born 100% perfect I don't want to bother improving myself

Yeah... Never mind about getting your test levels checked. I am diagnosing you right now with low testosterone.

How can you call yourself a man when you're this lazy and unambitious? I'll never understand some of you people.

>I don't care I'll probably just kill myself anyway

>These are the people I discuss international culture and politics with

I have this fat hips thing, short waist, then massive shoulders. Literally the definition of an hourglass.

I don't understand how people can look at themselves and be satisfied with how average/disgusting they look. Why not get better if you can? Moreover how can you look at someone with an amazing body and not get jealous/motivated enough to achieve it yourself?

Fuck.

As I said, even If I had motivation to fix myself I have 0 money. It's easy for people who shit money to buy healthy food, pay for gym and doctor visits.

Rocky did it... raw eggs and sheeeit

I used have some amount of muscle mass too. I used to weigh 16 stone, visible abdominal muscles, everything. Had to give up gym to study for exams and just never got into it. I'm lucky nowadays if I can make 13 stone on scales.
Do you lads ever just forget to eat? And it's literally no problem to you, just happens some days?

Maybe they aren't cripplingly insecure.

>you need to be insecure to want to improve yourself

Okay fatty

Zoom in my chest. Took it in the summer.

I miss the summer, no one deserves to live below 20C

>Maybe they aren't cripplingly insecure.

>If you want to achieve great things or actually become someone successful u must be insecure!

Oh yeah how terrible .Much better to be some loser who is satisfied with being mediocre and never accomplishing a damn thing in his life.

>As I said, even If I had motivation to fix myself I have 0 money

Ever heard of a job?

Ever heard of learning marketable skills?

Ever heard of starting a business?

There's opportunities all around you, just use them.

my rear end desu

What's wrong with your chest

Ever heard of a job?

Actually no.I only heard rumors about it.I have high education, but it's useless here, because people with PHD are unemployed. I know your life in Canada is perfect, but some countries suck, If you were in my shoes for a day you'd understand how desperate I am.

What the fuck

That sucks. Can't you start some retarded online business or something?

Juicy.

>posting your entire body on Sup Forums

I've tried, but It's hard to compete with Indians and Chinese who basically work for pennies.

This thread is gross

Nice feet bb, post your femenine penis for me ;)

Thanks, I didn't expect compliments desu

>>I don't care I'll probably just kill myself anyway
>>These are the people I discuss international culture and politics with

Canada you WON this!
Literaly, perfection....i readed through your chat with Bosnia and I see other people that are walking waste of space (I hope that someone is at least walking t.bh).
This is exacty what goes through my head reading that Bosnian fag and American fag, those are the people I spend time on internet and make discutions.

hello :DD
is this the benis thread??

Yes

Yea lol

Always makes me wonder when I spend time here

Post them please.

That looks like one of those diseases in the chromossomos, you know?

No joke, this is me.

Man that's sad.

yeah
i'm lazy as fuck
i'm so lazy i don't even shower.

Dont you feel any shame? How do you feel fine posting this?

it's a body thread.

>it's a body thread.
who gives a fuck what the thread is, its shame and lazy and unhealty.
>i'm so lazy i dont even shower
I go to incognito mode for browsing this, I would kill myself even if gf or some of my friends see all this and Sup Forums craps and ask me: "wtf are you doing here, do you need some help, those are mental midgets and lowlifes and people with problems you are speaking with, why are you here?"

>even if gf
>gf
I'm gay. Even if I wasn't I'd still be fat and ugly.

>or some of my friends
What friends?

>I'm gay

have you even had gay sex? Do they like men as flabby as you and who don't shower in Brazil?

>Friends

Go to a gym and leave Sup Forums, this isn't healthy

>have you even had gay sex?
No, I'm a virgin. I've kissed a dude when I was 14, tho.

>Do they like men as flabby as you and who don't shower in Brazil?
Some people like flabby guys.
There's a website called grommr for the chubbies.
The shower thing is a big no. But I don't usually leave the house, so who cares?

>Go to a gym and leave Sup Forums, this isn't healthy
Meh, I was going to the gym, there's one by the side of my apartament, but I got lazy and uninspired, so I stopped.
I running on the treadmill, but I got lazy.

Do you have no selfrespect?

What do you feel when you look in the mirror? Do you feel disgusted typing out your own post?

I hope this isn't real and you're just baiting
Please analyze your life and choices

>Do you have no selfrespect?
I'm trying to change my diet.

>What do you feel when you look in the mirror?
I don't.

>I hope this isn't real and you're just baiting
Look pham, there are people who are in a more severe situation than I am.
There are people like that. Go outside, you might find some fatties.
Not everyone has the same resolve.
The same way you can see yourself in my position, I can't see myself in yours.
Working out? Exercising? Lifting? I don't see myself doing it. And I'm not amongst a small group of people either.
Not everyone is like you.

I look worse.

But I was shaven. When I'm hairy, is much worse.
Post it, ffs.

>Not everyone has the same resolve.
>The same way you can see yourself in my position, I can't see myself in yours.
>Working out? Exercising? Lifting? I don't see myself doing it. And I'm not amongst a small group of people either.
>Not everyone is like you.

but don't you ever want to improve yourself?

Don't you ever wonder what it'd be like to actually look good and commit to something in your life and go through with it?

Your confidence would actually increase if you set a goal for yourself and then achieved it. Drifting through life is not a life, it's just merely existing

>Heroin will kill you and diminish your quality of life well before.
I use opiates and my quality of life is really hgih whenever I'm high, its alright at other times

why? I look fucking awful and i know it.

me too friend, me too