Macfags still keep up with this mac vs pc shit when apple has been selling standard pc hardware for massively inflated...

>macfags still keep up with this mac vs pc shit when apple has been selling standard pc hardware for massively inflated prices for over 10 years now

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>capitalizes Mac as if it were an acronym

>imagine being at computers

>inb4 "I AM FAT FUCK"

It is, it stand for Massive Arrogant Cunt

Where did he get the McComputer?

>Being so fat you look at computers and see food

unfair comparison, this is all sorts of wrong, also the os is just trash, so many issues with updates and configs not being preserved, its a fucking nightmare

lol u tried lil nigga

-2007
When the 15" MacBook Pro had a frame with hinges attached to it instead of them sensibly being attached to a backplate, so they constantly broke like paperclips.
Apple experience and quality.

-2008
When the graphics chips were dying on all the Apple computers. Apple was forced to help by a class action lawsuit. How that worked? They put an Apple diagnostic disc into your computer to decide whether they may or may not help you, based on whether the test passes. Of course, it can't work if you don't have a fucking functional graphics chip.
Apple experience and quality.

-2009
"Unibody" 15" MacBook Pro. Except it was made out of 2 pieces stuck together with adhesive. Not only that, it was so well designed with such build quality, the fan exhausting the heat these MacTurd Pros built up, was positioned to exhaust into the adhesive directly. End result: Computers falling apart everywhere.
Apple experience and quality.

-2010
A1286 model with the 2850 board, which was failing because the sensors would keep the fans at 1000 RPM when FinalCut Pro was rendering and running a video for 20 minutes straight.
Apple experience and quality.

-2011
820-2915 board comes out. Throttling the CPU out of the box with no dust, at 70 fahrenheit room temp. A $2000 machine, throttling and functioning worse than a shitty $300 Acer at that time.
Apple experience and quality.

-~2010
iPhone 4 comes out. $600 phone that you could not hold in your hand without dropping a call. Apple is not at fault, it's your fault for not holding the phone correctly on your fucking face!!!
Apple experience and quality.

>your Apple computer is stolen
Apple service policy: Doesn't allow them to give the phone number of the owner to the FUCKING POLICE, when the computer is found, has the Find My Mac software and info, and is reported stolen!

Apple users: The wife that gets beaten daily by the husband, calls it "love".

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Came here for this, thanks user.

1. The man who made the comic speaks about problems which are OS specific and not hardware specific, so that's one portion of IQ points off his scale.
2. The custom built PC is a buffet. You can pick any food you want, healthy or unhealthy, in any quantity, and eat it in a comfortable environment with proper cooling and airconditioning.

The Mac is prison ration. It looks well organized and neat on the plate, but you have no other choice, and you have to eat it in a uncomfortable environment surrounded by heat and danger.

> pic

Is that comic edited or are mac users really that nonsensical in their arguments?

Did you have a point or are you just shitposting randomly to show off your homemade crap comics?

I like macOS, but Dobby-boy's picture is the opposite of truth. PCs are a large marketplace of produce that you buy to cook your own meal or have someone cook it for you, while Macs are prepackaged frozen hamburgers that are all the same.

Does this guy still make shit tier comics? I dated some artist comic who praised this asshole for everything me made, and she "rubbed my face" in this comic because she used a MacBook for school and I was a CS major with a thinkpad.

>Tfw a few months later her laptop literally fell apart after one drop and none of her artwork was recoverable for school
>Tfw I broke up with her and received death threats from her friends for almost a year.

hi louis

Artist chick* fuck autocorrect.

The manlet knows all your sins.
He knows all your weaknesses.
In front of the manlet, nothing escapes.

IMAGINE BEING
AT COMPUTERS

youtu.be/fphtNeHKwGo
This is your average mac user

The more apple shit breaks, the more business Louis gets. I dunno why he bitches about it constantly.

chronic manlet syndrome

The only good reason to buy a Mac is to use MacOS.
>inb4 hackintosh
Harder to install than Linux and even more picky about hardware.

I'm pretty sure that's photoshopped

so fat you look
and see food

>fucking tripfag
>being this stupid

why is it that the stupidest among us are the ones that are so quick to put their name on everything they post

For (You)'s

Faggot

Imagine being so butthurt about a non-issue that you keep making daily threads about it on a Taiwanese adult image sharing board

Apple is the only consumer Unix vendor still in the business, you don't buy a mac for the hardware you buy it for the support.
>Apple's engineers equate to a dedicated sysadmin for your OS
>stellar physical support/warranty (walk in with a broken one, walk out with a new one)
>high physical availability (stores with support agents are everywhere, globally)
>even third party vendors cater to Apple products
The hardware is fine, the actual physical body which is more important than people seem to think is also nice but the support is legitimately unmatched. Remember these are made for business and they fit well for that use. I personally think the software and software support is nice as well but that's moot given that you can install anything you like on it if you disagree with OS X.

People act like the only thing you're buying is the hardware. What other options do you have as a consumer? Everything may as well be "you're on your own" for the physical shit and "it's Microsoft's problem not ours" for the software end of things. You can only come close when you start looking at enterprise laptops that cost just as much as a typical macbook for the same level of support.

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Dumb phoneposter.

> standard
> can't get a pc with xenons and ecc ram

You don't need to put a name to get the "(You)"...

>xenon

I'm opening the door.

>not knowing who tom preston is
>not knowing that he is staple kek fuel for Sup Forums and all other online communities

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Why is hiroshimoot here?

Cheers

He never fucking uses Sup Forums. He'll make a single shitpost in some dumbass thread somewhere then disappear for 7 months, then rinse and repeat.

>imagine being at computers

People always forget just how much mistakes they commit on a yearly basis, you forgot to add the overheating trash can pro and the bendable iphone 6, really makes ya think.

Macs are luxury products. You pay for the exclusivity of the Apple OS and ecosystem, not for the hardware.

Windows 10 is a busted piece of shit
Linux is autistic
Apple just works

What a crime

You're replying to me because of the name

fuck i almost choked

This

>mac versus pc
>as if a mac was more than a consumers personal computer
it's the epitome of apple marketing

Because macs still "just work" out of the box right after purcahse a lot better than some cheap chink computer you buy at walmart or whatever.

>inb4 build your own
the majority of people have jobs and aren't autistic.

Anyways your cheapo plastic computers that come preinstalled with Windows have loads of issues out of the box. Usually have to download proper drivers for your wireless card, graphics drivers, etc. And Windows STILL constantly shits the bed every five minutes with BSODs, malware, and failed Windows Updates.
>Windows users literally can't stop restarting their computers

On top of that, ordinary Windows users have to purchase a subscription to an antivirus protection suite. They don't have time for "Common Sense 2017" because they don't have time to stay up-to-date with all the latest ways that hackers have found to exploit the largest operating system platform on the planet. So by using a Mac, they would have safety in relative obscurity.

The average Windows user also has a computer that suffers from "Windows rot," which is basically their computer getting slower over time due to accumulated bloat, malware, and fragmentation due to Windows' garbage file-system. So they have to keep reinstalling Windows every year or so. Most of them probably don't even know how to make backups of their files, so they lose everything.

Macs are literally the best option for the majority of people who don't understand computers and don't need or want to.

Found the mactoddler

Go be a stupid/useless faggot somewhere else

You didn't refute his points

Came here to post this

Fuck off, shill.

>Buy dell laptop for mother
>Drivers are preinstalled
>Add Microsoft office and Malwarebytes myself
>Hasn't gotten a virus in a year, no slowing down in performance, battery life is fine
>$600 compared to a $2300 MacBook and the Dell laptop has much better hardware
>You can literally do this for any computer
>Implying Macs don't get viruses (they do)
>Implying these viruses don't infect hundreds of thousands of machines because apple literally ignores they exist until the next OSX iteration
>Implying defragging a hard drive isn't possible on a Windows machine and fixes all fragmentation problems in the filesystem
>Implying osx file manager literally deletes shit for absolutely no reason
>Implying Apple has a tower that's not ridiculously overpriced and using archiac shit tier hardware
>Implying there arent dozens of windows manufacturers that make a better/cheaper computer for 1/20th the price of a imac.

I have win 10 on a 2013 amd processor it never crashes,very rarely runs slow most newish games work fine .my friend has a Mac air book 2014 it is slim etc but has issues sometimes

MAC is an acronym. It just doesn't apply to the "Mac" that tech-illiterate talking about.

That's where you're wrong kiddo
Fucking everywhere

>so fat you look and see food

>iphone 6 touch disease
>apple deny the issue, claim user error and $300+ to fix
>lawsuits
>apple issue extended service for the iphone 6 plus only, will fix for $150, still claim user error
The most insulting thing about the iPhone6 Touch Disease is that they won't admit they fucked up by not underfilling the TouchIC, they just blame the user even though prior phones don't have the issue, because smaller and underfilled, and later phones don't have the issue, because underfilled and shield over IC helps prevent bending.

They fucked up. They know they fucked up because they changed the design to mitigate it, but they won't admit it because then thousands of people wouldn't need to upgrade their phone.

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>massively inflated prices
kek... when all you PC poorfags can't even match the iMac Pro's perfs without going $2K over.

Shit my sides

>t. mactoddler

You gotta equip that iMac with a $10,000 liquid nitrogen cooling system to get equal performance to a real computer.

>>inb4 build your own
>the majority of people have jobs and aren't autistic.
Putting together a computer isn't so difficult that you can't do it if you have a full time job. Most people just don't realize how easy it is and don't want to risk it.

>And Windows STILL constantly shits the bed every five minutes with BSODs, malware, and failed Windows Updates.
Absolutely false.

>Windows users literally can't stop restarting their computers
Absolutely false.

While I agree that Macs are definitely a good choice for people who don't understand computers and don't want to do anything other than browse the Internet and check emails you paint Windows as far worse than it really is.

>3 Year On-site support
That's worth it for businesses. No company wants to make bookings at the local Apple Store for service and then have the computer shipped off to Texas for a month for repairs.

>macshit
>work

Good joke.

Apple customers suck to deal with, apple products suck to deal with, we all know how important they are to the repair industry but we cant do anything about it since they wouldnt be any smarter if they bought other brands.

So the only way to deal with it is to nag about how much apple products suck and how bad their customers are.

You da real MVP user

>the copypasta hasn't been posted yet

I'm disappointed in you Sup Forums.

>2006-2015
>trackpad impossible to click near upper edge
>extremely loose near bottom edge
>overall flimsy diving board piece of shit
>even applel admitted it's shit and went back to solid non-click touchpads
>still has no real buttons
>relies on pressure sensitive gimmick bullshit
>if you press too lightly or too hard it does something completely different than what you intended
>shit tier 1mm travel chiclet kb
>OSX is a steaming pile of shit with horrendous battery management
>applel's solution is to cram in a massive heavy 95WHr battery to make up for it
>even XXXTREME GAMER cancer like razer blade with 4X the CPU/GPU power and 70WHr battery matches it in battery life in same tasks
>gets BTFO by 55WHr Yoga 2 in battery life in same tasks
>the battery takes up the space where a cooling system would've been in a laptop not designed by the world's thinnest and lightest gay hipsters
>overheats constantly from abysmal crippled cooling system
>throttles to 800mhz due to chronic overheating problems
>retina meme for "pros" have have gloss mirror coating impossible to use with overhead lighting
>blurry as shit retina meme scaling
>shitbook air even worse with glossy 1366x768 TN eye cancer
>systemic battery explosion problems for over a decade

>2016+
9to5mac.com/2016/11/03/2016-macbook-pro-thunderbolt-compatibility-issues
youtube.com/watch?v=NYVjIjBMx6o
>can't use any existing TB3 devices
>can't use USB and wifi at the same time
>ultra shit tier zero travel kb
>keyboard louder than WWII cricket
>memetouch emojibar
>no USB-A
>no escape
>soldered ram
>soldered SSD
>tamper tape on battery screws
>applel falls for their own thin meme and uses 54WH battery
>2 hour battery life

howtogeek.com/198043/how-to-merge-folders-on-mac-os-x-without-losing-all-your-files-seriously
>it's 2017 and moving folders around in finder will STILL cause massive data loss

>macshit is good
Can we finally put an end to this meme?

>his one and only response is calling out someones height

lmao paying nvidia gpu premium for a amd sapphire gpu performance

truly assfucked those mac fags

That feeling when the Microshit Malware 10 Pro machine that i was remotely controlling from another country decided to not restart because of some applications that couldn't close properly.

Now it just consumes electricity (about 50 euro per month) while i'm unable to shut it down or do any work on it.

Another reason for why i'm enthusiastically waiting for my MacBook Pro. I can't wait to ditch this fucking garbage of an OS

I have a MacBook that I love, but I'm not going to tell anyone else what to get, why the fuck would I care?

Tfw your 7950 you bought 5 years ago is a better version of the card found in a 10,000 imac

>Skyrim a game that could run on my 2006 Compaq
>Runs at 10 fps on a 2009 MAC

>t. mactoddler

Half of the things one would get a Mac for, don't even work on a Hackintosh. It's a complete waste of time

>Mac
It's a complete waste of time.

Not sure what's the purpose of this video, but i find the MacOS to be better than Microshit at dealing with this, since my Windoze RAT 10 machine is now stuck with the blue screen (after closing the remote management app and the network card), trying to restart since forever.

Thank you for making me even more optimistic about the Mac that i will be soon receiving

>this is what mactoddlers actually believe

lmao

>When the 15" MacBook Pro had a frame with hinges attached to it instead of them sensibly being attached to a backplate, so they constantly broke like paperclips.
my work still has like 200 of these shitters laying around in storage, while that certainly happened a bigger complaint I found was that the fucking latches on them stop working. You literally can't close it properly

Also the fact that like we had to replace ~90% of their batteries when they were actually in use due to lipo inflation

Fucking lel. How the fuck did they fuck up enough to allow an application to just fucking STOP you from logging out? At least with Windows it asks you to cancel and then terminates everything if you don't respond.

seriously, fuck apple's "support"
I work at a college and we have a few maclabs, they're the worst fucking things to repair because they always break and always in the weirdest ways. Shit like NICs dying or backlights burning out really rusttles my jimmies. We have ~30% call in rate over the lifetime of the devices and every time I have to drive to the next city over and deal with the faggots at the apple store it's a nightmare. Educational mac care and they still treat you like shit, they act like they're doing us the biggest favor in the world by fixing faulty devices. It's seriously annoying when one lab we had with macs all from the same batch had roughly half of them all lose the backlight on the half with the cpu. Even worse they only let you bring a few in at a time, like 3 or some shit. Nothing like wasting multiple days just to have to get their mistakes repaired. Not only that but no one on the phones, even their "educational mac care specialists" seemed to know what it really entailed and were of no assistance past treating us like consumers.

Dell on the other hand, next day service for parts and technicians with minimal hassle.

iMac and X220 masterrace

why did computers become such shit after 2011?

No, you dumb goat fucker! Didn't you read my comments ?

Windows 10 closed my remote management app and my network connection, and now it's running for months, consuming electricity, and with me not being able to access it, because it's stuck in restart mode with probably some applications that couldn't close properly.

At least that Mac keeps the network active, allowing you to close your apps and restart properly if there's an issue.

>Didn't you read my comments ?
No, I was posting about the webm in the post I quoted you dumb fuck.
>Windows 10 closed my remote management app and my network connection, and now it's running for months
Go and fucking unplug it, fuck.

But i can't, because i'm in another fucking country, dummy!

> brb buying a plane ticket lol

Tell someone to go restart it.

>have 4x $3000 dual CPU MacPros at small studio
>one day come into work
>halfway through work day
>doing a batch of photos
>screen dies suddenly
>heal an extremely loud bang
>this was with a recent shooting still fresh in people's minds
>everyone else panics and ducks under tables
>they realize soon it wasn't a gunshot
>i'm staring at my Mac Pro tower which has now begun to emit smoke from the edges of the case
>pop it open
>chemical smoke fills the entire room
>everyone evacuates while i open all the windows to get the smell out
>call up applel
>apparently they want to check it out themselves and will void our warranty if we take it to anywhere other than an authorized applel repair place or apple store
>closest applel store is 80 miles away
>drive 2 hours to closest one
>oh sorry we're kinda late today, we have to push your appointment into tomorrow
>FUCK THIS SHIT
>forced to crash at a hotel for the night
>get to the Gay Bar first thing in the morning (the "Genius" there helping me was the literal textbook definition of a homosexual SJW freakshow)
>sorry this isn't covered by the warranty, this will cost $1500 to replace the board because we dont do repairs
>this fucking mac is only worth maybe $1500 now
>call boss
>tells me to just trash it

It just burns. ™

>be in another country for a fucking month
Fucking call someone back there and have them do it you dumb faggot. Are you a fucking poo in America on a H1B or something?

I don't have anyone (and on top of it nobody has the keys to my apartment), and this is not the point that i was trying to make.

The point that i was trying to make is that Microcock Keylogger 10 Pro is an unreliable piece of shit OS. That's it!

>mad about using an unreliable piece of shit OS
>wants to replace it with another unreliable piece of shit OS with a fruit logo

It was built for games, malware and for customizing rgb leds and not for business and security.

Well it sounds like the application you were using to remote access it got closed by the shutdown sequence before other applications, which means it wasn't running as a service.

Basically you misconfigured your shit and are now blaming it on Microsoft.

how did you get this video of me?

> the fuck you talking about ?

I'm blaming MicroShit for not being able to properly restart its worse-than-trash OS.

Microshit should know that when i'm pressing on the restart button, i want my pc to be restarted. It's so fucking easy, yet so hard to make a good implementation... after so many decades.

4 days until my MacBook arrives and it already feels like an eternity

>heal an extremely loud bang
I once heard a loud sound in my room but could never find what caused it.