Someone is hacker?

well , i am a peruvian girl with 18 years old .Today my cell phone was stolen when I was making a call to my father, I could not reach the thief but I have hope that someone here can control the GPS or find the place where my cell phone, I'm really very sad about the robbery, It was a birthday present and my first cell phone, if someone want and can help me , write me in my hotmail [email protected]
i will give you all the data , i need all my archives that i have in my cellphone because i film my classes

sent ;)

!(you->personal_army());

this pasta needs to die

This is wrong on so many levels.

Oh excuse me for not writing a whole fucking class and maintaining a concept just to make a single shit meme on a vietnamese basketweaving imageboard that 5 people with read at most and will be lost in the void of 404 forever

I suppose you always compile your code before shitposting mr god

This shit is wrong on the most basic level. Why personal_army is part of you in the first place?
We have standards here too, you little bitch. This is technology board.
Apply yourself at least a little bit.

>i am a peruvian girl
>peruvian

EL PERU-ANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL PERUANO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el peruANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES PERUANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN PeruANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANDINOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO

You're not getting it back most likely. Buy a new one.

Also, you're not special for being a girl on the internet.

UNA VELA

>>> print(you.RequestPersonalArmy("g"))
False

Plz be my internet gf

Stop lying on the internet cojuda

Buy a gun and fearlessly walk into the favela like a boss to retrieve it.

Where's your botnet now?

ITS LITERALLY A FUCKING PUN YOU AUTIST

! = NOT
you-> = BELONGS TO YOU / YOUR
personal_army() = PERSONAL FUCKING ARMY

WHY DO YOU AUTISTIC HAIRSPLITTERS HAVE TO SHIT ON EVERYTHING, EVEN ON SHIT

You're just bad at this shit. Give up and kiss my feet.

only if youre a GTK 2.71828

>where is my phone
>gives watch

sent ;)

timestamped picture of you and your peruvian passport
then we can talk bussiness

It's okay, user. Just take the L and move on. Why does your entire being have to revolve around being right?

You never used any programming language, did you?

I dream in code too

Any sane person would put the method to check if the army would do work for someone in the Army itself, not the Person.

Army.WorkFor(you);
false

>autists of the month

oh fuck off

Give it back, jamal.