Is it true in Finland you don't get sent to the principals office you get sent to the Sauna?

Is it true in Finland you don't get sent to the principals office you get sent to the Sauna?

The principal's office usually is the sauna.

I've always imagined having sex in the sauna, ya know all sweaty and shit. Making love like Gorillas.

Sauna isn't for sex.

So is my dinner table and yet I did it there yesterday.

Don't let your boyfriend fuck you on the dinner table, that's disgusting.

You'd pass out you idiot.

this.

while this seems like a good idea, its actually a very bad one

DELETE THIS

But you're the one who suggested that!

>Had sex with a whore with no AC, all lights blaring and set on high, steam from shower room on and high on meth and caffeine

Tell that to me again boy when you've done the impossible. Pffft.

how long do you people spend in a sauna daily

In Finnish sauna it is 100 celsius. You cannot have sex in 100 celsius. Mild sauna for children is 80 celsius. You can not have sex in childrens sauna because its for children you pervert.

when i used to have my own sauna, maybe 30minutes

Usually 20 minutes, 10 minute beer break, then another 5+ minutes depending on feeling.

Is it true that in binland, there are no vowels only menes? :DDDDDDDD

When I do it, Short bursts, in and out for an hour plus.

I once tried jacking off. Very bad idea. Passed out for a second and burned my toe.

Was the temperature 100°C?

>steam from shower room on

> 10 minute beer break
Can't one drink beer in sauna?

>Suomen kieli
>vokaaleita

No you don't, I've had it plenty of times. Also there is like a 5% bigger chance you will have a boy if you're impregnating a girl in the saune.

lost my virginity in a sauna desu

really fucking exhausting

>Swedish sauna

Yes but then it becomes warm. Plus after 20 minutes you will want to get some cold air anyway.

>Swedish sauna

>Swedish sauna

500 000 Swedes are ethnically Finnish. I only sauna at my relatives in Uleåborg/Rovaniemi.

That I do not know champ. But I admit after round two I had to quit and rest for like ten minutes. My chest was like a piston.

Holy fuck what is wrong with you mongols? You're acting like it's a goddamn church ffs. Why ya niggas getting so triggered?

It adds to the overall heat and the shower room was too small for sex.

Sauna is sacred place not for sex.

>Holy fuck what is wrong with you mongols? You're acting like it's a goddamn church ffs. Why ya niggas getting so triggered?

>having sex in front of children

I know the pedo industry is big in Philippines, but it's not ok here.

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whatever it's a ripoff of Russian banya anyway, inferior at that

Ya jealous you can't do it bruv? Well maybe if you stopped being a cuck.

Poland is a ripoff of Russia as a country.

>tfw

Sauna discussions trigger me

Since foreigners havent even been to a sauna, but some lukewarm gay bathhouse were men read newspapers and get their shit pushed in.

butthurt much, mong? you don't even use venik jus sit on your ass and recite memes

banya >> swedish sauna >> american sauna >> japanese hot springs >> shit >> finnish sauna

>no one outside of finland knows how to adjust the temperature of a fucking room

Only one of those is a sauna though.

keep being butthurt you irrelevant nigger there's like 1mln of finns thankfully

whether you like it or not russian and swedish sauna will always be more popular and one day there will be no mention of finnish sauna in history

They have them at swimming pools, but I have no idea why. For what reason would you steam clean yourself after a few laps?

I mean, you keep using the Finnish word.

>finnish
>words

lol your language was invented in 19th century

>tfw i have an outdoor sauna right next to my tennis court

mine is nicer than europoors too it has a glass wall so you can watch the view

>Swedish sauna

Back to cleaning the toilets, pooland.

Polan pls calm down. Go to sauna or something.

Is it not weird with your family

>towels
>no one is throwing water

> whether you like it or not russian and swedish sauna will always be more popular and one day there will be no mention of finnish sauna in history
I've never heard of swedish sauna, desu.

>throwing water
throwing up?

Wao Finn become super strong from last visit. Bant level soon is same with Australia. Fight!

Sauna is shit desu

I get dizzy in it

OMG don't be so ebin, it's staging photo.

Of course not, there's no water in the bucket. The door is open too, and it doesn't even seem to be heated.

It's almost like it's staged or something.

get out of my country, nigger

Fuck off

On the rocks.
You don't say.

Too bad your english is still shit. Everyone's evolving and you're not.

need more iron

I want to have my next birthday party in a sauna. Is it against the rules to wear birthday hats in saunas? I know towels aren't allowed.

Who shit in your pierogi?

Olet homo neekeri.

How's your asylum application going?

hahahahahahahahaha why do finns love saunas so much wtf is this thread. people seriously have an entire room dedicated to a sauna that they have to heat all day just for 30 minutes of use?? no wonder you all are so poor

Hats are allowed, if you're naked otherwise.

Bastu

>Swedish sauna

I have a little story about sauna. I can share it, if someone is interested?

Share the story please I am listening

KANADA
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>be 14 young man
>cousin's cottage at sipoo
>cousins 14 and 16, both grills. both very friendly and beautiful
>spend a day talking about nice things, picking mushrooms etc
>give a good impression of youself (probably?) >in the evening, sauna
>being naked is natural, mixed sauna
>penis already turns in to a light standby mode from the thought of being naked with cousins (not erection but noticeably bigger)
>take a proper sauna, go drink naked and back to sauna
>exchange suggestive looks and smiles with cousins but nobody's saying anything yet
>my and my cousin's parents have had enough of the heat and they go get some wine and light the barbecue
>me and my two astounding cousins are naked side by side
>at this point hardening control failed and my shween started to imply that my cousins were 5/5
>I was embarrassed and tried to hide it
>cousins giggled a little but said that it doesn't matter, they start to introduce their own anatomical peculiarities
>"do you want to touch my boobs"
>susanna seal of approval and move hand towards boobs
>"but can I touch your penis?'
>fsst tough situation. don't know what to answer
>suddenly your dad appears in sauna
>"it's an emergency, cousin girls, get the fuck out of here"
>cousins exit and father shits semi consistent tarts on the heater
>bends you to lie on your stomach
>I'll shit on your back now, son"
>okay dad
>shit ejects on your back
>dad rubs it against your back and asks "you like it son, you like it?'
>"honestly not very much, no"
>"me neither, I thought you'd like it"
>never talk about shit-episode with father again

Did your father shit on your chest?

>He doesn't like the sauna

ebin

sauna/10

I'd like to take a moment to thank the canuck for making this thread possible

Dafaq.
Your father did what? Was he dead drunk?

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Twas a good thread. Needed a bit more effort to bring out the autism but Canada succeeded.

LOL why is that one ruski getting his shit deleted?
Russia b& from Sup Forums 2.0

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Why did a europoor get trips?

>Your father didn't shit on your chest growing up at the banya

God damn even my host family did it for me when I was in Russia. What's it like not being loved?

Reblying to ebin sauna post, 10/10

I regularly jacked off in 70 degree sauna when it starts to cool down when you turn off kiuas (electric one)
Still really fucking exhausting, almost passed out once. I came, my heart was a fucking steam engine piston, veins beating in my head, I fumble down to shower, managed to put shower on with cool water coming and then fell down on my knees and almost passed out.
Lucky that I did not.