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actually there is nothing wrong with it, it's rightfully british
fuck off
>be me
>weigh myself
>be 12 and a half stone
>pleased I'm literally on the light heavyweight limit for amateur boxing
>weigh myself today
>weigh dead on 12 stone
literally what the fuck?
how have I lost half a stone by doing fuck all? So fucking annoyed just confirms I'm a lanky faggot.
FUCK SAKE THOUGHT I WAS A DENCH AS FUCK LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT ALL WEEK
>"""""universal""""" suffrage
>Can't vote if you're under 18
Ahh yes very universal
Where are the k-pop posters? It's scary to post the first.......
Universal meaning to all adults, not children.
you're weighing yourself wrong
home scales are also shit
Fuckin ell last night was a mint fukin night lads.
Mates night out and we met some proper fit birds that we chatted up.
Me mate Jezza ended up pulling one bird with a arry fanny haha! Fuckin ledge he is. One of the birds asked to see me cock but I was way too fucking wankered to get me bellend hard haha.
>6'3
>12 stone
Lisicki, pls, I'm about to go to bed, stop being so fucking spooky
Already making plans of how to get 'her' to come up town after the pub on Friday, I shall then make my move on the dance floor
There you are, comrade pedro
>12 stone
>190 cm
thank u skeletal
...
You weight can fluctuate a lot on a day to day basis
Go for it, lad.
I'm thinking of doing it too just to get my virginity hangup out of the way.
rate my tinder bio please. need to figure out if its a good one.
tired of bigoted remainers
>get my bellend hard
oi bruv how does man weigh mans?
man need know cuz
(is this how they speak in greater london?)
ebin post.
>Ironically racist.
...
You sound like a bit of a tryhard desu
What if a a 5ft girl reads this and gets offended by the penguin comment?
>Only British people can support Brexit
What an ignorant cunt.
buena jorge
:))))
So after seeing what the host of the American apprentice has done is Alan going to attempt to become PM?
#BuildAWallAndMakeGermanyPay
wake up
dont eat anything
take a massive shit
then weigh yourself
considering girls weight like 9 stone
i can still smash the fuck out of them
Find these posts very humorous
mmmmmmmm fish n'chips
>Ellen will never know this feel because she's a carpet muncher
>girls weight like 9 stone
At least he doesn't live in liverpool
he's simply saying she has no authority of great britain or her peoples
me
> too fucking wankered to get me bellend hard haha
holy kek
Do any go near you when you look like death, though? I'm the same weight as you, and 11cm shorter..
And I've *almost* managed to reveal my 6 pack after a bulk.
You must look fucking shit.
Can't quite decide who has the nicer accent, Aussies or Kiwis..
I'm leaning with Aussie and have lots of case studies and argumentative points.
In contrast however I am quite bloody good at a Kiwi accent if I do say so myself, while I find it rather challenging perfecting the Aussie accent.
Fucking spoiler you cunt
>they weigh stones
You're so close, but then you go and say something like this:
>to get my bellend hard
And it all falls apart.
Getting in the daily tinder matches lads
>movie about finding dory
>they found dory
whodathunk
replace bellend with knob
Well shell be voting in the referendum and is an MP so she does kind of have a say
>average Brexiteer
NEW
Kiwis are basically like what Canada is to usa
man just copped a big shit
man weigh 12 stone, all man had is microwaveable pizzas
you get me cuz?
Kinda related, but I matched with a pretty hot black girl on Tinder. She's literally from Kenya though.
>700 million posts
holy shit
My favourite accent is scouse, I just love it.
I am not even being ironic.
man dont care bout all dat
she probably has aids or tuberculosis
kek underrated post
>mfw
however if you used reddit flags, you'd know I live in Swansea. idc doxxable info gl, finding me xx
you're fucking emaciated
your arm would break off wearing a 16 ounce glove
sorry lads i give up
senpai
don't >>(You) me
>letting immigrants vote
>le ebin girls actively approach men meme
gd try Sup Forums.
i'm awaiting your "yes they do" response.
nice sport you have there fellas
You did pretty good. It's funny how subtle our slang can be though. It should work in that context, but it just doesn't.
Reminder that if the referendum vote is tied it will be decided by flipping a coin
reminder to not reply to tripfags
>11 minutes
its literally like that scene from the simpsons
this semen slurping sport is not for me
She moved here before every single person in this thread was born
First thing that came to mind, lmao.
Change of food intake and/or decrease of muscles mass? ((Muscles weight more than fat))
so the fuck what? she clearly ain't loyal
What is happening
My initial thought too
>new tinder match
>no fuckboys
fuck OFF
I'm 51
...
>so many (You)s
it wasnt a spoiler its already been released as a clip/trailer, its from like 2 mins into the film
will not spoil the rest, gonna watch it now tho
ttfn x
considering this man is 6'2 and weighed less than me.
not really m8.
"You fukhin billy mag aren't you the fukhin billy maeg?! (dolphin sound)"
absolutely pissing myself thinking about the fact that there are humans out there who unironically talk in a yank accent
fucking hell hahahahahahaha
looks like they're running down the timer for a guaranteed draw instead of risking a loss
>Closing the border
>Living the dream
>Don't knows don't know who to vote for
should we be worried?
boring thread tbqh
>DK 73%
Man, that Donkey Kong is sure popular there, isn't he?
noticed a trend towards them with myself desu
BACK OFF??
Post your pic, dickhead. All you ever do is rant and rave about how much pussy you attract. Come on then, prove it.
>Don't know: 73%
do you know anything about boxing? he'd be so dehydrated that the weight they weigh in at become jokes.
intentionally dieting and dehydrating to make a weigh in is different to hopping on the scales one evening and checking your weight you fucking dumb cunt hahahahaha
wew
>i haven't even started boxing
>i am worrying about my weight class
very impressive lili
HOWEVER
they might not turn up
However what???
post TOOT haha