Tfw no mommy gf to C code with

>tfw no mommy gf to C code with

Why live?

It's okay, women can't code for shit. (^:

>mommy gf
Wtf this even means? I'm a femanon, btw

Jusr get a waifu bodypillow or some shit

A gf that also replaces his mom, i.e. cares for him, feeds him, pays rent and manages his life for him.

Do not despair brother. Indeed, you should rejoice, for in order to ascend, one must first transcend sexual desire.

That's some next level autism. I think you're in the ascension stage already.

Oh, so OP is hoping for a type of woman that doesn't exist.

a beta
also fuck off to reddit

I don't browse reddit c:

tits or gtfo, there are no girls on the internet.

>"im a femanon"
ok and so fucking what? what value does this add to the conversation that we now know you are a fuckin female?

fuck off back to

m/s incest the most patrician and refined fetish there is

A motherly GF basically. One that fills the void of no mom.

it's when they make you food, call you handsome, make you sleep at reasonable times, buy you programming books, snuggle up with you when you've had a really bad day, encourage you to keep learning software, tells you that you need a nice girlfriend, slowly strokes your feminine penis while you're hard at work in your programming socks, cleans you up afterwards so your algo spunk doesn't interrupt your workflow, etc.

there better be a full set where that came from

That sounds good. Where do I get one?

>mfw I do have mommy gf and she even bought me k&r

sauce pls

this

Me too

MOMMY I WANT MILKY

don't bother looking for it, trust me i have tried

bump

>>/plebbit/

Stop using fucking emoticons, this isn't kindergarden, child.