halo qt edition :3
/brit/
Fuck off Raphael
hello?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Brexit confirmed
Check em
karen kujou
*j
Do you know what, know you? Last week I was with me mum in St Anglican street and young round-aboutty girls came from the bloody pet-shop down the avenue shouting at me.
And me mum said "Oy you unpolite shaggy-waggy! Did you know those pretty lassies?" and I answered her (in a polite mum-freudian way sadly): "Well I certainly do not!"
So, one of those amusing little gals said "Sir vote leave"
So me mumsy and me start convulsing and, hell it was disgusting, puking in their feces-faces! They ran away, those snippy-snotty bitches! To bloody Ireland with them!
God save the Queen.
Vote leave.
>halo
Anime was a fuckin' mistake
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me in the middle
So i was at the nyc airport and i saw this shit. Why the fuck are there dedicated areas for muslims to pray in an american airport? Do the burger boys even know?
Arrimadas-chan, waifu of Spain.
poo
Who would win?
This t b h
Voting citicens this sunday
Forgot pic. Look at the big sign.
>airport
Muripoors don't travel mate
just found out how they came up with the term "monkey business" lads
finding dory was good lads
almost cried during one bot
have very bad hayfever lads
definitely going to have to refrain from passing on these genes
manface desu
Very cool, mate.
me too
it's my excuse for not going outside now :D
hahaha
couldn't sleep?
BEADY
going shop
c
Turkroach
Would you vote her?
>uefalona
no
piss off mou
dunno if i should smoke some weed or just go to bed
>rejecting pussy based on a team she may or may not support
Do people do this?
>eternal anglo
youtu.be
have a cheeky j in bed lad
doing a ponder
me too
what are you pondering?
i'm pondering the feasibility of suicide myself
Yes, yes well done Brexit, well done Brexit..
HOWEVER
Overseas territories must be taken into account. and I have a few last minute REMAIN votes to reward...
dude suicide lmao
it's entirely feasible
doing a think
ebin may may
you know i dont think they ever mentioned who won the house cup in any of the other films
Yeah I know but what I mean is would it really be practical to end my life at this point, would it be the best investment for me long-term? I mean there's no backsies on this kind of thing
hmm yes
oh nothing, continue you as are
thanks
hehe
potato famine
business idea: listen to sad music all day to goad myself into suicide
imagine how cucked you must be in order to adopt third world children
boggles the mind t b h
well guys time to go to bed (after doing a god-tier wank).
Good night, lads.
people don't do it because they're cucked
they do it to boost their social status or popularity
A Spanish girl sent me this text out of the blue: "Get your place for a shag soon?"
Sounds grim desu. The world has turned degenerate. This shit didn't happen in the 50s or you at least didn't hear about it.
business idea: teach people how to dougie
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To shag you or to use your house so she can shag someone else? bwahaha
i think that's certainly the case when celebrities or upper class people do it but for you're average middle class person it's cause they're cucked liberals
*tries to do a backflip*
*falls awkwardly and breaks arm*
I'll see myself out haha
Is attractiveness a lie?
The 0 - 10 rating scale is bullshit. A person is either attractive (to you) or ugly (to you). It's subjective. Or are normalfags actually very shallow?
Potato loony bin
You should expect a 0-0 draw. If you're lucky there will be some goals.
Try to focus on the movements of the players instead of the ball. The game at its best is mostly about 11 players moving as 1 unit almost telepathically without the extreme preplanning of NFL plays.
NFL = symphony orchestra; everything is planned before hand; everything is extremely precise
Soccer = improvisational jazz; creativity and dynamic collaboration are what is important.
when you adopt an african child its more like a pet so not cuckold imo
Heres one for you la'
youtube.com
Messi is a God...
Aren't wide hips and that reproductive shit attractive for itself? At least in many cases.
Not really
People who are seen as attractive by others are objectively attractive mostly because their proportions fit the golden ratio which is an indicator of genetic fitness
The further you stray from a symmetric face the more ugly you become
ok crywank is already funny right off the bat
this shit better be fucking harrowing
>It's subjective
pretty much
this is a qt to me
neurotypical scum
>CLINTON OR TRUMP
[Chuckling of indefinite length in the background]
>patting heads is winning
You are a disgusting bunch
brexit poll
strawpoll.me
They're pretty good, very relatable.
This one good too, it's pretty harrowing desu
youtube.com
*rapes you*
Good knight kiddos
RAPE MEEEE MY FRIIEEEEEEEND
what did i ever do to you
I also believe this is the case, women which aren't suppossed to be good looking according to the internet still are to me. And vice versa too.
But what I really noticed is that I tend to like women with the same body proportions... as my mother. Not that they look like her but when it comes to bodywidth distribution they somewhat do. Makes me wonder if it's genetically driven or not.
You also hear that men tend to look for a "mom" figure of sorts maybe it has something to do with this.
just suggested to someone on twitch with 1000 views what to change his gamertag to and he did it lol
WHO HOLDS THE NORTH?
maisie williams is fucking ugly
Couldn't care less
wh ogives a shit you little prick
GHOSTBUSTERS
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My mate and his gf are relatively popular on twitch. All they do is talk about/play LoL and Overwatch it's annoying as fuck at this point.
youtube.com
can't clogg the mogg
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What the fuck is twitch?
any idea how much they make and how much they play?
*types "boobs" into the address bar*
So what's the latest Brexit news?
is halo wanker about
wish i was drunk and had friends
Why exactly does anyone doubt that the public school system produces people who are simply superior in every way?
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fedora: the politician