ITT: post Eastern European feels

ITT: post Eastern European feels

>live in Eastern Europe
>three quarters of all the music played on the radio is from the 1980s

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>he doesn't live in Central Europe

And neither do you

>live in Eastern Europe
>everybody pretends to know English
>they actually have no concept of English style and syntax, superimposing English words over their native language's speech patterns

>He doesn't live in Northern Europe

>not speaking to foreigners in Upper Carniolan
wew lad
Enkrat se bodo morali naučiti.

>he lives in Europe

Are you saying you want to hear this kike trash?

>implying that's bad

>he doesn't live in middle eastern europe

>people on vietnamese basket weaving forum keep saying how they want to move to your country because your women are traditional and the people are based
>in reality, anyone who wants to make it further than local town hall leaves abroad the moment they get a chance

>implying people in your country have manners or taste
>implying the main concern of young Lithuanians isn't to make their family proud
>implying you don't live in a culture of 'hospitality' ie. vulgar displays of wealth and forced familiarity as a substitute for knowing how to behave around people
>implying this isn't endemic to the whole of Eastern Europe

>Lithuania
>Northern Europe
Sure mate.

>women are traditional
>literally the porn capital of Europe

>implying Eastern Europeans know how to dress
>implying EE starlets don't always choose the gaudiest blonde bimbo look straight out of 1980s Californian beauty mags
>implying the pic I posted isn't shit because Eastern Europeans don't know how to use a photo camera

enjoyble meme, have a (You)

>pornographic actor
>from 4000 B.C.

>pseudo-east-european feels
Black and white tvs were still a thing when I was a kid

>go anywhere in East Europe
>streets are far too wide and in some cities it may take from 30 seconds up to 1 minute just to cross it

No you won't hold your shitty parades anymore there, I'm sorry.

>tfw live in a commieblock

Okay,so there are four capitals. That's still a lot.

>Live in Southern Europe
>People confuse you with Eastern Europe

idktf

but

>American B-movies from the 1980s and 90s dominate commercial TV
>you know American actors from those periods better than the name of your country's politicians

truly the dumping grounds of western civilization

melancoly misery and hopelessness are the EE feels

i dont feel like greentexting, fuck this bullshit world

>brez splošnega znanja
>krivi filme

>canada
wuh?

>people literally live their entire lives dreaming about for two weeks of summer holidays abroad each year
>only so they can sleep in stuffy trailers and do everything exactly like they do at home except that they eat hastily made veggie casseroles off of shitty plastic dinner services and lie on the beach motionless the whole day instead of going to work

I do too my friend

Post British feels instead

>neenors coming to your door asking to see your telly licence
>offie ran out of salt and vinegar crisps
>seagulls won't shut up and fuck off when you're trying to have a wank
>getting shat on by a pigeon
>nan buying you action figures for Christmas even though you're 23
>power cut because you forgot to top up your leccy so you never found out who Darren's dad was on Jezza
>got caught nicking sweets from the corner shop when you were 10 and the shopkeeper always makes jokes about it

>salt and vinegar crisps
>seagulls
damn I miss Ireland sometimes

>be Polish
>live entirely off raw meat, aspic and pickles

how do you manage in this savage Eastern Europe of ours, lad? I am only able to tolerate it cause I don't eat inferior, subhuman, slawiches EE food.

>know 4 people who commited suicide
>don't even go to therapy

>not eating tartare
>not eating pickled mushrooms, herring and cucumbers
who are you

I met a guy from slovenia in shibuya but didn't know the existence of Slovenia until then

Was he of rudeness and provinciality? I bet American gaijin appear much more cultured now that you've met a Slovenian.

I know 2

Kek, this, I always pretend I don't speak english with foreigners and answer in Czech.

that's some southern gothic shit but it's true

>those same numbers for 4 countries

This is worse than Jakub Marian map

I don't know shit about eastern europe but I love slav music
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I know a Greek lad over here and everyone taught he was a T*rk
You're lucky be confused for Eastern

>Ever missing seagulls
Thank fuck I'm from the mid lands

4 is pretty low considering your country is the runner up in suicides PC

It's just a fucked up nostalgic feeling, seagulls are cheeky cunts but I miss Ireland generally

Robins are best Irish bird
Where abouts did you live?

Dublin (I was in Cork and Galway for some time and I loved it)

So why did you move back to Hell? You could have made a life there poaching swans and carp from decorative ponds

>Dublin
My condolences
Galway is lovely but over rated, loads of fucked up shit goes on down there and it licks American heritagefag arse
Cork is a great city but the people are Fucking obnoxious, even worse than Northerners

>hell
it's not that bad here
Few reasons - I lived in South Dublin and got enough of enrichment, I missed Poland and I had a job opportunity here.

>South Dublin
So Englafornia?

>Englafornia
Pretty much. I used to live in North Dublin before but it was full of knackers, pickeys and bydło in general

>try to shop in Eastern Europe
>everything closes by 9 PM
>3 PM on weekends
>there is literally one bar and one gas station open in the entire capital region by midnight
>all this because your country is influence by Catholic bigots who want to conjoin church and state and reinstate medieval conception of time with night watches n shit
>tfw no one in the EU would care if your country literally fell to a Nazi coup tomorrow like Hungary did

Only in Eastern Europe.

no. he was handsome and gentle and spoke english fluently.

There are 24h open shops all around my city, I can buy alcohol whenever I want.

You really can't win with Dublin. It needs to get shipped to the UK.

Why do continentals love closing their shops so early?

but Greece is Eastern Europe
>eastern geographically
>orthodox
>poor
>corrupt
>literal communist party ruling

>when everyone in eastern europe "lives in northern europe, central europe, southern europe but absolutely not in eastern europe which is not even a thing and just Russia".

I don't know about other countries but there would be riots here if people couldn't buy alcohol 24h/7
I don't really care if people call us eastern

also
>xenophobic
>homophobic
>anti-drugs
>no understanding or sanctioning of mental illness or physical disability

In one word: eastern.

Buying alcohol in stores is forbidden here after 9pm because one of our former health ministers belonged to the Order of St.John of Malta and was thus a temperance crusader. And everyone ate in up because of traffic death statistics.

>tfw you're literally more Polish and Poland

Sadly in Ireland all shops have to stop serving drink at 10pm (It's a pale attempt to stop predrinking and encourage people to go to pubs but all it does is make sure people stock pile)and all pubs must stop at 1am and night clubs at 2am. You'll still have places open for petrol, fags and food though

Here most bars/cafes close by 2am (beacause the law forces them to), supermarkets close at 10 and are open everyday

I had the idea it was you and the Brits that closed things super early and that's why most of you are wasted before midnight.

I remember. You sure have lots of pubs.
(I used to smoke a lot of pot back there, it was cheaper than drinking)

>I had the idea it was you and the Brits that closed things super early and that's why most of you are wasted before midnight.
Our supermarkets normally close early on a Sunday (typical hours are 10:00-16:00 on a Sunday).

But on weekdays, most supermarkets close between 10pm and midnight.

I only noticed this in Austria, not so much Eastern Europe.

>try to throw a concert in Slovenia
>nearby residents immediately call the police to come cut the cables come 10pm
>try to throw a riot in Slovenia
>internet forums are full of anons encouraging police to use live ammo
>try to occupy anything as per the global trend
>police allows skinheads to come 'soften up' the squatters and shows up half an hour after the row, giving the skins a slap on the wrist and booking the rest

>east yurop
>anti-drug

>live in East Europe
>live in an environment with no commieblock
>live six sprinting minutes away from a sprawling Roman complex and another Roman temple, actually built by Greek and Syrian merchants
>live in an environment whose staple food consists of vegetables, fish, olive oil, light porridges
>live in East Europe
>an umbrella term for sister fucking, vodka chugging, MMO playing, rug hanging, Trabant/Lads driving, tracksuit wearing, salo and pickles munching, extravagantly thin bangs with a receding hairline moon-face having, unsuccessful HIV carrying abortuses

>All neighbor countries are shit
>Get depressed every time you leave the state limits
>Serbia south looks ottoman tier with depressed villages after the americans dropped deplated uranium there
>Kosovo is literally african
>Bulgaria looks like chernobyl
>Albania doesn't have roads
>Greece is great though

You forgot that Fyrom is 40% muslim and therefore Albania 3.0

>smoke pot in the park as a teen in EE
>police come
>you start running
>they literally pull their guns at you

It's like America, only without areas with liberal drug laws.

Then you must live in Shitholsk'oye Selo. Go to Zadar or Split, and you'll see literally nothing but commieblocks. Little Moscows on the Adriatic.

I lived with a Slovenian guy (not even muh heritage) for a year and always wondered how there are some pricks that get so hard at just the thought of the worst misfortune falling on their neighbor. Guess it's a country thing.

>live in pooland
>music on radio played 24/7 is pure american degenerate trash in audio form
>idiot at work loves this shit
>plays it all day long
>1 day change radio station
>stupid faggot changes it back to the garbage he likes
>demand the radio to be turned off at all
>demands are ignored
>get sick of coming into to work day to day listening to this garbage and finally quit.

and nothing of value lost.

I thought it's a Polish thing

it's a communist slavshit thing

It's a Balkan thing

Moscow doesn't have the lush palm trees

>american education

sounds awesome

...

>americans

Could have just worn headphones and played your own music you raging autist

I've experienced literally the same thing and quit the same as you, only it bossman kept on an internet station that played nothing but buttrock from 1987 - 92. To this day I don't even know why. Why buttrock? Suppressed masochism and self-hatred?

>It's a Balkan thing
HAHA, I'll never forget seeing him in tears when I called in balkan once.

>WE'RE NOT BALKAN LEARN THE DIFFERENCE REEEEEEEEE [cue 12hr youtube playlist of neo-nazi Slovenian revisionist history]
wish I was joking too kek

never met another Slovenian so I honestly thought it was a made up country until Sup Forums

>not allowed to wear headphones with music while at this place

stop wearing your brain upside down

Do people in small Eastern European villages know about anime, or just people in the big cities?

It's just the people in the big cities.

>tfw youre a manlet in a tall country

>live in la republica croRATA
>the radio plays local pop all day long (Lana Jurčević, Jelena Rozga, Andrea Šušnjara/Magazin - Google it, regret it) with the occasiobal sobg from Mladen Grdović or Dražen Zečić

They're not fully Balkanian, by established gropolitical definitivna, but they sure do have the soul of one

I think the biggest problem of central-eastern Europe is the mentality of the people.

I have worked 1,5 years in the Czech Republic and holy shit people complain A LOT, about everything and everyone. Also, many have zero innovative spirit and would probably like to work as some kind of bureaucratic drone for the government or some shit.

I have heard it's even worse in Hungary and Poland.

>I have worked 1,5 years in the Czech Republic and holy shit people complain A LOT
Yeah they like to blame everyone but themselves for their problems.

>I have heard it's even worse in Hungary and Poland.


Can confirm about pooland

Not only that but a lot of these fucking animals are just jackal vicious and will just bully you or try to get you into trouble so that youre fired.

And as someone who has lived a large portion of his life working in the US with mentally stable people.this place is VERY HARD to adapt to.

>many people in Slovenia actually believe Slovenes are Veneti, indigenous, pre-Roman inhabitants of the region that once supposedly inhabited much of Central Europe
>they believe that Slovene is a non-Slavic Indo-European ur-language
>they also concurrently believe that Slavonia in Croatia is an ancient Slovenian land called (not joking) Slovenijeh that was assimilated by a devious Serbian plot
>they have developed a whole conspiracy theory where Serbs take the place of the Jews and Slovenes of the goys, with the Slovenian left being the Shabbos goys
>all of Yugoslavia was just a Serbian ploy to destroy the ancient Slovenetians
>meanwhile, it's clear to everyone with half a brain that Slovenian is literally the same language as Serbo-Croatian, only a slightly different dialect

This is not an exaggeration, this is the way Eastern Europeans think.

>Shop in Latvia, the Proud and 110% certified Northern European Country
>Shops open till 10-11pm week round
>Alcohol sold almost everywhere till 10pm
The famous Northern European drinking culture at work.

How do I date Eastern European qts?

Irish weed is shit. The only thing we can't grow is weed and oranges

>live in Poland
>more than 5 shops with alcohol opened 24/7 within 500m radius
feels pretty good

You just need to offer me permament love and loyality.

Unless you want a girl then fuck off.

Hairgel, a footballer haircut, all-polymer clothes, a motorbike, a tan, macho behaviour, and a love of 90s dance music will do the trick.

>I think the biggest problem of central-eastern Europe is the mentality of the people.
spot on, it is also the reason life here is so shit when it comes to certain aspects
but hey, we can always blame commies for everything