Make The Union Happend Edition

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Make The Union Happend Edition

/balt/..

Please make it happen, all memes aside it would be a glorious union.

Tsar.

Eiåssrsjuu

>Make The Union Happend Edition

no way.

we want to join russia.

literally traitor
you will be taken behind hot room building

Why??

Only if Russia can join too for maxinium butthurrt from swedes.

>Union with No-dicks
Baltics would rather be annexed by their fellow Orthodox slavs.

...

More freedom, better linving conditions, no gays and no sanctios.

>t. igor babaeva

There has been huge protest around Finland for joining Russia. These are not shown in news for obvious reasons.

When Putin will visit Finland in July there will be the mother of all demonstrations fo support Putin.

can we join

no fuck off

No Scotland, you voted to remain cucked.

let me put it another way: we're joining

Can we join?

tbqh i hope sauli pulls a gun and puts a bullet between vladis eyes
would be ebin social experiment

Have fun with your union with the English, cuck man.

Why post-commie shitholes like the balts?

They are not shitholes anymore.

lmao.

Estonia is a shithole compared to our standards at least. No offence to Estonia, I still love that country.

they are catching up tbqh
probably because manual labor isn't criminally overpriced in eesti

No it is not. Visit outside kehä III and everything is worse than in Estonia.

Estonia is not a socialist country.

WITHOUT RUSSIA?
HA HA HA

How about you visit Estonia instead?
True. Thought Finnish economy has started improving finally.

Feebligns hurted
>Mfw I used to work for 2.5 euros an hour doing bonebreaking manual labor and I was happy

>Mfw it was 2euros an hour after taxes

Semmonen hesalainen sieltä

>Kääbik :D

pisut kortsus, ma olen legend

Mida vittu?

>Kiirus :D

>helsinkians
>thinking their opinion is worth shit

sekoita omas kakas :DDDDDDDDDD

as long as we have no say in immigration/refugee politics, I'm all for this

>Thought
though* that "t" wasn't intended

Sweden would still be a dump yard for refugees in our glorious union. They just love it.

We can use niggers as slaves. KEKden has many niggers

>2 euros a hour
Are you serious? Honestly.

>mfw sweden did 180° and now has some of the tightest immigration laws in yurop
hahaa fucking fags :DDDDDD

Yes it was last year. Made 320 euros a month and survived. I cry inside when I hear how your NEETS get payed more and people say "less than 7 euros an hour is inhumane".

Too bad it wont get rid of the nogs/arabs/refugees w/e already living in Sweden.

>tfw NEET (currently) and getting paid 1200e a month

Smart move

wtf are you talking about
2 euros?? thats fuckig illegal, even mcdonalds employees get way more than you did, or maybe you are just some stupid russian

>tfw
;_;

Don't worry babe. we'll do all the hard work ;)

This.
my fucking summer job back in school paid me more

>Unemployment aid is 110 euros a month here

>union between 8 countries with 8 languages
How is this supposed to work

Islam should be banned from all European countries desu. It just simply isn't compatible with European values.
What's the Estonian minimum wage?

Legal mininum was exactly 2.5 euros last year, minus 20% tax gives you exactly 20 euros after tax free minimun of 150 is reached.

three of them are very alike. three of them are just spoken by three people. It would work

>20 euros
Meant 2 euros
Something like 360 euros neto

obviously none of us would have to learn lithauanian.

english

>20% tax from minimum wage after 150€
wow the estonian government really hates poor people

Fuck it, let's build an Esto-Finnic language from the two and force iton everyone else.

but i don't want to speak spurdo finnish

I think I read somewhere that most whites in America has an african ancestor. AKA The dirty non-white genes can be fucked away.

2016 minimums wage is 430
altho i have no idea how its possible to earn that little, i mean even the most basic jobs pay you atleast 600....

But do you want to speak Arabic?
1000 euros a month is a really good pay here. Ofc we hate poor people, even poor people hate poor people. Thats why we elect fucking same party for third term even though they keep fucking up

That's 430 bruto. Minus tax you actually get 360 or so euros a month. Also it's very much possible if you work in a rural area for a jew boss and there are no other work options

>1000 euros a month is a really good pay here
damn, if I ever set up a company i'm only hiring estonians

I think you should invade that small little cunt between Lithuania and Poland. Surely the mighty viking will defeat whatever leprechaun subhumans infest that place,right?

yeah ha ha if you can get white people to fuck. good luck with that

>1000 euros a month is a really good pay here.
It is, anywhere outside Tallinn. I just took on an engineering job in South Estonia and get 1000 after tax (junior). In Tallinn I made 1500 and that was OK for me (tho the median for my job was ~2k), but 1k in rural areas... gonna enjoy myself very much indeed.

>implying that white girls don't love arab cock

Pls send moneis Pekka :DDD I am very poor

wait what? Literally every rural town (even fucking Tõrva) have jobs avaivable what pay atleast 600 euros, how the fuck is it even possible to earn a minimum wage?
Mida vittu sa ajad? Kus mis linnas sa töötasid ja kellena? see pole üldse loogiline et sa nii vähe teenisid, lihtsalt ei ole

u funny guy but honestly between all them countries nordick union could take russia on no problem
nukes would be a problem but nordicks union could make functioning ballistic missiles and warheads in a few weeks

South Estonia is 3rd world, just like East Viru.

fug u code me waifu simulator for my vr goggles i gib you moneus :DDDDDDDDD

fuck off globalists

Ma ei tööta linnas, ma elasin eelmine aasta Salla küla juures ja käisin turbarabas tööl. Nüüd TTÜ ja 2k palk post craduate loodetavasti

>South Estonia is 3rd world
Pärnu is quite comfy desu

See on jehh mingi joga. Vaatasin praegu palju tehasetöölised saavad: ca. 600 peale makse. Ei istu keegi nii roti palga peal, et peaks väga vinguma.

>just like East Viru
Dude.. poke a hole in yourself, you're full of shit.

Oki send just lidle loan of 10k fore gigstarder

won't join anything that has sw*des in it

Post-grad ma pakuks kuni poolteist kilo kätte kui joppab kohaga. Vbla kui sul praktika tehtud kuskil ja kogemust on, räägid ka 2k välja ;)

tåhå?

Jes bud is West Estobnia nod South. Otepää is South

South estonia?

Like Viljandi/Valga?

>tfw I can understand most of that
maod lennukis

dont believe everything you read on here like a mindless sheep...

Basically what I mean when I say South Estonia is: Tartu/Viljandi. Valga is so down south it's already Latvia-minor.

Literally call Vestur OÜ and ask about the pay

5664 4451

This jew nigger will tell you that you'll get 3 euros an hour max. Last year it was 2.50. Minus taxes ofcoursh

no fucking baltics

you would had understood more if they had spoken proper estonian, but no estonian gives a fuck about speaking proper estonian on the internet, specially on a japanese anime board

Fuck of ye nigerlover

fuuuuuuuuu

shut up little girls
men are speaking

Time to pack up the shit and go to country house. Hüva Jaani!

og så skal vi i det hele taget ikke tale engelsk bare fordi mongolerne ikke fulgte ordentligt med i skolen

Eternal happiness with 2d waifu is only 10k. 3D wymyn cost more and break Yur hearth/cuck you. Waifu simulator will never leave u

>dont believe everything
I don't, basicly because I just came from "south estonia".

I think countryside might be a tough place to live there, but I really liked towns and cities.

Helsinki-Tallinn tunnel, when?

You are in this aswell my aryan brother