Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

#Previous Thread ---Useful Links---

今までのスレ一覧
>desustorage.org/int/search/subject/Japanese thread/
Real Kana
>realkana.com/
How to Learn Japanese
>docs.google.com/document/d/1jrMXTVapkGlYSyQDwppETbz62ltcknJITQ7ll6bH8QM/edit?pli=1#
100 most common Japanese words
>docs.google.com/document/d/1GK7W2AwWsQr5VvgDYRMKSrhTJhDSkB5_jlaVGJks-Hc/pub

次スレを立てる前に必ずスレ立て宣言をして下さい。次スレリンクも忘れずに。
Please declare before making a new thread, and put the next link.

/balt/

じゃんけんしようぜ

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おつおつ
おまえチョキしか出せないじゃんw


誰かなとググったらハングルばっかりでてきた

パー

MORE

オッケー

ジャンケンポン、勝った

もしかしてオリエントさんち子?
可愛いよね

やんのかコラ

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パーしかだせぬ

Is that a real doll?

Cute

お、お兄ちゃん、出る

BREXIT 2016

What's the difference between the words "Naruhodo" and "Sou desu /ka/ne"? Don't they mean the same?

cute kitties

>WELL, YOU VOTED YOURSELF OUT, NOW WHAT'S THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTER PLAN?
>Crashing this union... WITH NO SURVIVORS!

zankoku na tenshi no these

This picture...

Is this a lewd edition?

暗記パン?

どうしてお尻の上で真っ赤になっちゃったの?

Yes

>「なるほど」という言葉は副詞になるので、それ自体に敬語のニュアンスというものはありません。なので、「なるほど」という言葉は同じ立場の人間同士で使う分には何も問題はありませんが、目上の人に使うと少し相手を見下すようなニュアンスが含まれる傾向があります。
Naruhodo can be impolite.

Don't worry, user. Things will be okay regardless.

私は知らないが、私はその少し露出した肘から離れて私の目を維持することはできません。

I've got kicked and banned from every server I entered.
Life is sad.

夏は水分補給せんとやれんね

I hate spanish players

BAKUON

I remember going to Orient Industry's factory when I visited Japan two years ago

These dolls cost two legs and an arm but the people there were really nice to me that I only left an ID to rent one for the night

This crab is cute&good mannered www

I memorized the following questions

who are you? だれですか
what are you doing? なにおしていますか
where are you? どこですか
when are you going? いついきますか
why did you do that? なぜそれおしましたか
how was it? どうでしたか
how old are you?いきつですか
how much is this?これわいかるですか

/balt/

yeah, we have got to drink water with mineral to prevent heat illness.

>how much is this?これわいかるですか
This is probably the one you'll be using the most 2bh

someone please be my bf

>why did you do that? なぜそれおしましたか
なぜそれをしましたか is correct.

>how much is this?これわいかるですか
これはいくらですか is correct.

show boipussi

My yaoi hole is decent.

はい

what is your favourite doll ?
I think, Alice is qt.

Bring moomin !

いきつですか ikutsu desuka →いくつですか
これわいかるですか kore wa ikura desuka →これはいくらですか
(in this case, は is pronounced 'wa')

why are gaijins so pervert? -_-

Urge to breed.

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>Everyone! I'm woman!

It's omegle, can't expect great discussions there, unless you're lucky.

The few times I went there, I only met depressed people and tried to cheer them up.

I wish she had a penis..

黙って乳見せりゃいいんじゃ

>これわいかるですか
cute

If she has penis, she is not “she”

ガイジンにチンコ出ささせてオナニーさせると勝ちです

お前何言ってるの

what about a person with both of a dick and pussy

まもなくちんちんを出してカルピスを作ろうと思います

It's a guy. We all have dick and boypussy

ハッカー野郎のせいでUbuntu設置した!
今からはMy Reading Mangaでホモ漫画を読んでも悪性ウィルスの恐れなし!!
良いことが一つ増えて生き続ける力を注入されました!
うひひひひひひひひひひひひひひ

病気のくせになにいってんだw

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Japanese anons, I have a question.

How did you learn the existence of this website? How did you come to Sup Forums?

Pokémon D & P (Dick and Pussy)

ゲイミルク牧場から逃げ出したのはお前か

>ホモ漫画
おえええぇぇ

hot

初恋の味

I will take the pussy edition

おめでとうございます
I wish I were interested in 2D cause I'd have so much more to jerk off to.

This is all I have at this point. I deserve it

何の話?

ノンケとしてはきれいなBLまんががギリギリの許容範囲だな

ちきしょう!何度タイムリープしてもホモスレになってしまう!!

2ch

Pokemon BW(big dick and wet pussy)

これはどの形容詞の変化形?
do you jerk off on tumblr then?
BLは腐女子用
本物の人々はバラを読む

unfortunately I've completely forgotten how I came here.

皆さん、おはこんばんちは!

元気ですかね
こちらは少なくとも私にとって
すごく暑い

what if she's gender fluid or any of the other bullshit?
But seriously, thank god the shit in pic related is nowhere to be seen here

>これはどの形容詞の変化形?
吐くときのする音ではないでしょうか

No I use myvidster mostly

Do you live in Praha?

Can't remember exactly when, but I fancy I was trying to search for 2ch-like websites as much as possible and take a look at them in toto.

おはよう、こんばんは。
こちらはもうすぐ大雨になりそう。

japan flag = english teacher

最近、村上春樹の小説を英語で読んでいますけど
(韓国語より翻訳の質が高い。日本語では読めない)
春樹さんは人物の容姿なんて別に描写しないけど
男はみんなイケメンに女は全員美人に想像してしまうのは私だけなのか
時々気になってる
すべてをできるだけ「肯定的に」思おうとする人間の本性?

>Ubuntu
おー俺詳しいぞそれ
gccとかgtkとかで遊ぶヤツだろ

swedish flag = connoisseur of masculine reproductive fluids of humans

south korea flag = angry english teacher

>アメリカンゲイ
>病気
なんか怖い、普通の病気じゃなさそう
エイズで死なないで、穴マン!

おこんばんわんこ

I don't, I'm actually on the border with Germany
I've never actually been to Prague, what about you?

>すぐ大雨になりそう
ここにも少し降って欲しい
天気予報では土曜日まで
雨なしで27℃だそうです

I learned it from TIME Magazine.

I used to go to czechia in the 90s with my parents to buy plagiats of popular brands by from vietnamese dudes.

Nice times those were.

おぉ、専門家っていいね
僕はただセキュリティーが優秀だから選んだよ
トロイの木馬に感染されハッカーが文書に落書きしたりしてまじでビックリした
アンチウィルス4種類で検査し続けても削除しても隔離してもずっと出てた
どうしようとSup Forumsに聞いてみたらLinux設置せよって言われて設置してみた
インタフェースは簡単で好き。性能も上がったらしい
今は保安が1番大事なことだから。。。できるだけ何も設置しなく執筆だけ継続したい
もしくはUbuntuで保安をもっと向上する方法知ってるなら教えてください!

(バレてますが技術文盲ですww)

exquisite

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I have never been to Prague, too.
I hear that it is beautiful city.
Prague is famous.

Is the guy who uses e cigarettes here?

You could come over and buy some right now
There's quite a lot of them here

There's also a saying for "Adidas" that goes like "The more stripes it has, the more Adidas it is!"

They get raided by the police once in a while
and that's it
I remember a few years back some of them had been growing a shitton of weed right next to the police station for about 2 years before they found them

I heard there's quite a lot of Japanese tourists coming to Prague
Any plans on visiting yourself?

what do you want, m'goodsir? You should join us over at reddit, have an upvote!

pic related, it's me

Edit : RIP my inbox
Edit 2 : Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

I use ploom tech.

Ah so you predicted what I was gonna ask. Where do you get it and how much is it? What's it like