ITT: your hopes for the future of Sup Forums

1. Ban all posters (presumably 12 year olds?) who mention computer games on Sup Forums

2. split the board into /gg/ - technology generals and Sup Forums - actual technology

3. ban phoneposters

How about we ban all whiney meta posters? If you see threads you don't like you can browse other threads instead. Shit posting is what makes Sup Forums great. I've been here long enough that some of you were probably toddlers in 2007.

4. macshit banned to /fa/ where it belongs

Who cares what device people are posting from?

>posted from my iPhone 7

Ban all generals. The subredditfication process destroyed most boards.

I agree, generals are lame as fuck.

Just do it like on russian 2ch.hk:
/mobi/ for andoidsters and applefags
/hw/ for hardware
/s/ for linux and software
/pr/ for computer languages, algorithms, CS stuff
/t/ for general tech like TVs, washing machines, headphones etc

phoneposters are notorious ban evaders (hurr durr let me turn on airplane mode for a second), rarely post images (this is an image board) and their posts consist mostly of one liners that contribute little to the website (see: your one line post). most of them block ads by default.

all they do is eat up bandwidth

they are the cancer we tried to prevent

More cyber secruties related stuff
4months ago it was worse, there were daily browser bait thread now we have hardware bait threads

Then start some threads man.

Ban Windows users.

You know racism is against the Sup Forums rules?

You're racist against phone shitposters.

>sent from my iPod

Why do people here hate games so much? I mean sure fuck those complete out of touche with reallity fuckers that think with game memes and character quote, BUT other than that there is nothing wrong with playing something fun.
Stop jacking off to your arch install and come up with a new meme

You fuckers who just turned 18 aren't any better.

>You know racism is against the Sup Forums rules?

Tell that to Lol yeah people are definitely waiting till they are 18 to view and use websites with age restrictions

Are you fucking blind? When did I imply they weren't?

obligatory participation in weekly technology related waifu generals

Gamers are even worse than phone fags with the shitty gaymer hardware threads, that are irrelevant for everyone else.

No they're irrelevant for you. You don't have to like everything, fuck off.

Who outside of gamers cares about gayman hardware? Why not discussing it on a board where everyone cares about vidya? Sure, they are technology but so are fridges. At least fridge-fags don't shit up Sup Forums

>ban all Applel posters unless it has to do with actually repairing the computers or phones, hackintoshing, or jailbreaking ("am Jamal, blease unlock dis" doesn't count as a repair)
>ban all the Winshit 10 users who shill spyware all day long, justifying it because a big company makes it
>ban anyone who starts a thread with an image of an Apple or Windows logo
>ban anyone who posts about video game consoles (other than repairs or serious firmware mods)
>ban anyone who posts about PC games newer than DOS and super early Windows games (fuck your Steam bullshit)
>soylent is not technology, redirect those assholes to /ck/

I know I'm a dreamer.

>Not realizing most people became interested in computers and technology because of computer games

add flags so we can see the OS people post from

Spotted the buttmad 12 year old gaymer

You're an idiot.

Convey your message better then sweetie.

>ban people like OP

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>s w e e t i e

remove /general/ threads

>most of them block ads by default.
And good on them. Ads are cancer. Fuck ads.

>phoneposters permabanned
>consumerist posters permabanned
>apple fags permabanned
>desktop threads legal again, pedo/sissy posters in them permabanned
>intelfags permabanned
>nvidiafags permabanned
>Sup Forums posters permabanned
>reddit posters permabanned and shot

this will fix the world.

You forgot
>tripfags permabanned

your dumb

Ban the endless AMD-Intel/Nvidia pissing match threads.

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who here /phoneposting/?

who here /phoneposting/?

who here /phoneposting/?

who here /phoneposting/?

Ban for 3rd world IPs.
Post quality would shoot up dramatically.

who here /phoneposting/?

who here /phoneposting/?

Ban all the Applel and Microshaft shills also ban people who post meta threads

not an argument.

not an argument.

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>Ban for 3rd world IPs.
>Post quality would shoot up dramatically.
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ok reddit

PLEASE BAN ALL KEKS! THEY ARE RUINING THIS SITE!

>Bring back /prog/
>Make all programmingfags post there instead
>Introduce No Bully Month, where all arguments over trivial things (Linux vs proprietary, Android vs iPhone, Stallman vs Terry, gaymen vs anti-gaymen) lead to an automatic ban
>IP addresses from university campuses cannot post
>Introduce job-hunting general to help the NEETs
>Discussions of YouTubers automatically become Spiderman threads (#nostalgia)
>All hatred of Pajeet moved to Sup Forums
>All hatred of women moved to /r9k/
>Electronics general moved from /diy/ to here
>More anime

Extreme tactics, I accept, but they cannot fail and Sup Forums will be saved.