Why do Americans exist?

Why do Americans exist?

(You)

Cos you fucked up

A question for the ages

For Freedom

This

You just had to raise their taxes, didn't you George?

someone has to be the fat idiot in class

And Germany is the kid that knocks down everyone's sand castles

Nah, Germany is that perfectionist kid that takes things too far and one day snaps

Keep digging, Hans.

Sorry

Kek

howdy lad! feeling alright? alri

>the Jews just weren't perfect enough

kek holy fuck keep it light hearted famalam

The cabal that keeps all the world's major powers in ever-dynamic flux, realized Europe would crumble from nationalistic self-destruction. As such, they birthed Europe's grand legacy, to serve as a continuation of Europe's prior dominance and continue the development of technology

>The cabal that keeps all the world's major powers in ever-dynamic flux, realized Europe would crumble from nationalistic self-destruction. As such, they birthed Europe's grand legacy, to serve as a continuation of Europe's prior dominance and continue the development of technology

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Because you refused to exterminate them when you could.

We are God's chosen people since he discarded the Jews a long time ago

>Implying Britain was the queen piece in the cabal's plans to continue to rapidly develop humanity. It has been proven that numerous English kings and queens carried the marks of the cabal in their crowns, silently heeding their orders and realizing a greater future for humanity lied in the humble 50 states of the United America.

Blame their parents, and the British for doing such a lousy job of quelling the insurrection. America even gave them a huge opportunity to correct their mistake in 1812, and they screwed the pooch on that one as well. "Status Quo Antebellum" my foot.

Jewish Illuminati Satanists created Americans on the orders of their evil Annunaki masters.

Americans were the people Europeans didn't want (religious, thieves, poorfags, deviants).

>Implying that God gives a shit what you get up to.

God has abandoned this world.

You're wrong. I am his final prophet.

b-but you helped us

>Americans were the people Europeans didn't want
And yet we rule.
Makes you think.