The iPhone is the new welfare queen Cadillac

>The iPhone is the new welfare queen Cadillac.

What did he mean by this?

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That poor people buy iPhones to appear rich

>welfare queen Cadillac

is this an american thing, do people on welfare drive expensive cars or something?

He doesn't think highly of iPhone users as he used to.

>my mfw face when I'm a welfare queen.

Yes, poor people take out huge loans to buy expensive cars to make themselves look like they have more money.

#pizzagate

Then how do they pay them back?

They don't. Bank repos their shit.

How do poor people qualify for loans in the first place? No bank is going to approve a big car loan for someone on welfare.

by losing their house

So let me get this straight.
>Poor American wants a super expensive meme car
>Poor American goes out of there way to take a huge loan to buy said car, instead of buying a reasonable functioning used car
>Poor bastard doesn't pay back the loan and loses everything.
No wonder they are poor. Burgers should make it illegal to lend loans to poor people or just throw them in debt jail or something.

These people rarely get their slave wage on time, if they can't have loans they can't pay their bills. I agree that they shouldn't be given money for toys like Cadillacs and iPhones though.

they have just enough for the monthly car payment and can afford little else. it's all for show

By living in a dump and eating off the dollar menu every day

>Still have pizza
What did he mean by this?

Banks are predatory pieces of shit. That's why. They know they'll make money on the idiots so they'll give out the loans.

Same thing they will make a credit card for you, with or without your consent. A postman will just deliver a credit card with your name on it.

U did not notice what happnd in 2008 do you ?

Its partially explained here
82.199.155.15/pdf/Tales From The Dealership.pdf
buying 3 cylinders BMW isnt much better.
Anyway you can get a decent Cadillac for pretty cheap and if you avoid the northstar they arent that expensive to own.

I guess I don't live in the right part of the country, then. I was poor until pretty recently, and couldn't get shit for loans or credit. Also none of the poor people I know have nice cars or mortgages.

>my mfw
You have to go back >>>/school/

lmao

Repo man here. My biggest haul was some poor fuck forged pay slips and was able to get a 90k loan for a truck, another 40k loan for a sedan and a 20k loan for a motorcycle. Guy had them all for less than 7 months and we were already out scouting for them, motorcycle was picked up at one of his friends while sedan was stripped back in his backyard and the truck was a write-off from him ramming somebody in a McDonald's car park.

There's nothing more priceless than hearing somebody tell their loved one or friends that the finance company has made a 'mistake' and that it will be resolved the following day.... They never make the payments and never try to negotiate different terms to help themselves. Finance companies don't want the vehicle back, they want to be paid.

ayylmao

lol, they teach cell phone lingo in schools now?