Touched down tornado heading my way

>touched down tornado heading my way
>live in a poorly built apartment on the second floor

It was nice knowing you guys.

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that's what you get for living in a flyover state you insignificant fuck

>American cardboard houses

>i matter because i live near the ocean despite working a meaningless job and having almost no money to my name

wew lad

It's a welcome change to getting shot, isn't it?

You get used to it.

where do you live lad

Better than doing the same thing at Bumfuck Illinois.

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northern illinois it seems

why though

cost of living is stupidly high on the coasts and you have stupidly high population density

Not in the south.

OP here

LaSalle County Illinois

Up in Dayton myself. We'll see how effective these tornado shelters are tonight. Godspeed, OP.

You too, I'm not too far from you. There's no shelter here at all though :/

They have basements in Illinois or is it like Oklahoma where you hide in a tub and lick your own butthole?

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The south is a part of flyover country, everything that's not a major coastal city is. The entire south is flyover, except Miami, which isn't really a part of the traditional south.

Northern Lake County here.
Enjoying a nice beer on the porch and listening to the rain.

McHenry here, you'll be missed OP.

Why does God hate America so much?

I'm from Southern Illinois, we don't seem to get them as much. Champaign gets a ton tough...

R.I.P. in peace friend-o.

>the massive balls on that one driver who doesn't stop.

Was this guy ever caught?

The entire coastline qualifies as "not flyover" because people fucking fly here to vacation

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I hope so, though it's probably just some edgy teenager lying.

Is friendo okay?
nbcchicago.com/news/local/Reports-of-People-Trapped-at-Pontiac-Trailer-Park-During-Tornado-384060001.html

OP here, tornado made it's way 2 miles south of where I am. I did wake up my downstairs neighbor to chill in his apartment until the tornado made its way past.

Why are they so scary?

Why do they trigger people so hard?

They're just wind funnels...

An EF1 (the lowest class of normal tornado) can accelerate a piece of wood fast enough to penetrate brick walls.

youtube.com/watch?v=Pot7UI5SLb8

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Joplin_tornado

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