Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

indeed

You would get one if you weren't such a cuck who isn't afraid to lift and get tanned.

Despite all the banter at sweden, I think its still a pretty cool country

without the muslims of course

>tfw asexual

It's okay; I just haven't found the one

>tfw long distance gf

I might marry her.

>tfw no cute british bf to vote leave with

>tfw no qt russian gf to drink vodka with

been 3 years since i've had penis pleasured by another human being, and i have no desire or hopes to change that

>tfw no Swiss bf

That hasn't happened to me since the years preceding the loss of my virginity.

>not just getting drunk on your own while shitposting

top cuck

tfw no polish qt gf

Agreed. Drink on you own is the most royal thing in the world.

>tfw you met a gril online and connected on a deep level
>tfw she moved and got friends and happy
>tfw she sounds like she'd be way better off without you
>tfw everything you say sounds like it drains on her but she's too nice to cut off contact
>tfw you still fantasize about marriage and a life in the future but it will never ever happen
>tfw the only way to move on is to just let her go and be the normie you wish you could be

>tfw too lazy to have a gf
>tfw grills trying to attract me but my reaction is like 'meh'

its what im literally doing right now m8

you shit bag romance crusher

i have one
how does this make you feel?

>tfw no bf

...

>tfw when you secretly take pictures of grils and pretend they are your gf at home

What do chads say when they approach a gril? I can only talk to one if she starts talking to me

>tfw cant let go
>cant sleep
>cant study
>dont want anyone else
>alcohol and Sup Forums doesnt help anymore

what do

Real nigga hours here who the fuck up?

I lift and have a farmers tan and i still get rejected ;_;

>tfw gf

Feels good