How do we fix this complete and utter shithole?

How do we fix this complete and utter shithole?

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Australia is at absolute worst, in the top 5 countries in the world. Besides meme shit like internet speeds, there is not a single metric Australia does not excel in,

yeah nah too many fuckin fishheads ay

good goy

>shithole
If Australia's a shithole, what is France?

import finns to make them a better internet infrastructure for supreme shitposting

Dickhole?

>warburton

looks comfy as fuck

Done!

this is worse than those alternate history europe maps

Is the sun really as bad as some people make it? Is skin cancer actually a huge risk in Australia?

Australia has numerous problems.

Major one being it's largely too conservative of a country when it comes to real meaningful change. Australians have always pretty much skirted through every major economic crisis, so Australains don't really know what it's like to be in the middle of your economy in freefall, this means everyone is apathetic as fuck and wants nothing to change.

So Australia's biggest problem is Australia can't adapt and there is little to no real support for good reform, proper investment into production or to shake things up from the status quo. When Australians hear "investment" they don't think a business or research and development, they think "property", almost ALL investment in Australia is property speculation. Australia has one of the lowest amounts of capital investment in the OECD sitting around something ridiculous like 150 million annually.

It also doesn't help Australia loves the Tory LNP who are the most lazy, pretentious fuckheads ever and do absolutely fucking nothing to actually benefit the country apart from their mates with landed wealth.

Nice try, I'm still emigrating
t. Pajeet Changtuidi

cancer.org.au/about-cancer/types-of-cancer/skin-cancer.html

2/3 australians will be diagnosed with it in their lifetime

Well yeah, why do ya think Abos are black as coal?

For banter?

this
I always assumed it was the results of centuries of sick burns

Yes it's pretty bad. But it kills off white people so that's bretty cool

Skin cancer is ridiculously prevalent here because most of us are normies who go surfing and think tans are healthy. If there's one thing decent about brown people immigration it's that they are slightly more protected then us, so maybe in 50 years the Anglo cancer holocaust will finally end

Holy shit, I'm really sorry to hear that. 2/3 of the entire population is an insane statistic.
At least you dudes stay indoors while all the normies are outside destroying their skin.

I think it only fucks up all states but Tasmania and Victoria, since we're the coolest literally

this is sickening

...

not brown enough to be american 2bh

Nukes.

>nuclear fallout mutates the fauna into larger, more dangerous varieties
>they somehow migrate to other countries

Get a proper flag instead of a cuckstamp

shit flag

yeah
imagine a mutated kangaroo or sydney funnel web spider or dingo or wallaby or something

It's probably a shithole.
Look up Warburton in Victoria, though 10/10 comfy unless it's bushfire season.

This, the newzealanders are doing it, so why not you?

But wait, there's tension in ANZUS.
youtube.com/watch?v=zfKmnzy0auw

The flag referendum was defeated there

There's America tier nationalism attached to our flag, especially amongst stupid people.
They don't even give a shit about the cuckstamp, you're not touching it ever.

There you go. Fix'd.

Don't vote liberal.

but they're going to fix the economy by not spending anything and privatising public services.

Eww, I'd rather have the Quebec flag, t b h

Tell me about Jervis Bay, Bruce.

It is physically and legally distinct from the ACT. Do you know that?

It is an excellent meme.

Fuck off the Nanny State
Fuck PC
Get our guns back
Fuck Canberra up the arse with a barbedwire baseball bat
> then she'll be sweet maties

Replacing the cuck stamp with a cuck leaf

So it's just there so the capital isn't landlocked?
That's dumb.

I legitimately would too.

WE NEED nuclear power

someone needs to start a national socialist party without becoming a totalitarian state

I'm not sure why the mining lobby doesn't push this, probably trying to get rid of the rest of the coal and gas first.
We've always been far too paranoid about nuclear power considering we have a vast wasteland to safely dump nuclear waste in.

That's like trying to start a communist party without becoming a totalitarian state.
Fascism doesn't work.

alright pauline

its possible to not adopt fascism but still be aligned with national socialist ideology. its pretty much syncretic policies

t. Hui-ying 'Shawn' Xiang

I wouldn't mind it but it's not going to happen, people are too crazy about it here.

But honestly we don't really NEED it. Shitloads of renewables is doable. All dat space, sunshine and wind in this country, it's absolutely achievable. Especially if we legislate so everyone needs solar panels on new houses, with new batteries that allow the storage of power.

Problem is, the miners and power companies would hate it.

i couldn't care less about >muh emissions. All i care about is cost. What is the cheapest most efficient form?

It's kind of hard to legislate against our largest industry.
It's why the Libs play dumb about global warming, they don't care about the future as long as they get theirs.

cool country

Pretty sure Nuclear is.

>solar and wind

both meme energies that fuck up the environment

y-you too

definitely nuclear.

All memes aside, I like Australia.

lol, how

>All i care about is cost. What is the cheapest most efficient form?
That would be nuclear. But the thing about renewables is that is can be our new high-end manufacturing industry and there is a huge market for renewables worldwide. We're not going to corner the nuclear market, although we can still sell cunts our uranium.

oh yeah because coal and nuclear don't fuck up the environment at all. Get your head out of your arse, pierre.

they use a fuckton of space and materials that require extensive maintenance. its massive culling of natural ecosystems. its fucking horseshit

how is nuclear bad for the environment? its easy to contain radioactive waste

Let me live there

low production of energy
solar is a nightmare to maintain
windmills end up killing a shitton of birds and annoy nearby people
batteries are really polluting
both aren't even stable sources of energy

The large amounts of materials I get but once you make the initial investment it costs nothing to the environment, unlike coal which fucks something up every step. It's the lesser of two evils.

unfortunately they are not sustainable, the points made are valid factors and the cons inevitably outweigh the positives. the amount of land you'd need to dedicate would not be worth it for the amount of energy they produce

Fill out the form and get in line.
You'll sleep peacefully without hamas around.

Land isn't exactly an issue here, we have fucking farms the size of european countries.

When you factor in the need to mine uranium as well as the need to store radioactive waste, it's not good for the environment. Not as bad as coal, but definitely not good. Plus the risk (however small, I am also pro nuclear) of a meltdown etc, it's not a cure-all for the environment.

>low production of energy
That's why you need a lot of them or have them on every new home.
>solar is a nightmare to maintain
Not really, we've had solar panels for about 5 years and have never needed maintenance.
>windmills end up killing a shitton of birds and annoy nearby people
meme issue
>batteries are really polluting
Plenty of tech uses batteries, this is a common issue and not a good argument against solar
>both aren't even stable sources of energy
they are when you have enough of them.

They are more sustainable than other methods, other than nuclear. Presuming you believe in climate change, and if you don't I'm not gunna have that argument.

Forget nuclear power, we need nuclear weapons.
It's the only way to carve out our own independent foreign policy platform.

>solar is good

youtube.com/watch?v=5Ilm1FWM-4Y

Piggybacking off of America has worked so far.

get fucked

if we get em the indos will want em

Do you seriously want indonesia to have nuclear weapons? Indonesia.

all the more reason they're infeasible. farms would be much more productive in what they're used for. lets say there's an exponential quotient for both wind farms and cultivation compared to means of production and efficiency. one wind farm compared to one farm would produce far less energy than a farm would produce food. we may as well just dedicate the land to more farms.

h-how much uranium does Australia have?

Fixed

Indonesians are pretty chill as far as muzzies go, to the point where the shitheads back in the middle east don't consider them muslim enough.
But yeah, the less countries with nukes the better.

a lot

Of the world's proven estimated uranium reserves (5,404,000 tonnes), 31% are held in Australia (1,673,000 tonnes), ahead of the second largest, Kazakhstan (12.1% or 651,800 tonnes).[2]

Can't make farms on sand in the middle of the desert.

Solar and wind farms, combined with legislation to force new homes to have solar, and subsidies for homes to install solar, ALONG with batteries to store power, would go a very long way to getting rid of coal. But as I said, the power companies would hate people being able to produce and store their own power efficiently, and the miners would hate the death of coal, so it won't happen.

Proof that we a full. So fuck off.

Did someone ever thought about just... nuke it?

>Alice Spings
how is life over there?

I thought you promised to stop dropping bombs in the Pacific, Jacques.

I thought the canadians had the most
that's a lot of uranium

t-thank you master

meh, it was in 1996. Promise canceled.
It's usual in french gov.

Full of brown people begging for money off of tourists who travelled for thousands of kilometers to look at a rock.

we let britain nuke it in the 50s

we also let them expose our soldiers to radiation, which is a shameful act that we don't recognise.

Surprised we never apologised to them tbph. I suppose they didn't know they'd all get cancer but still...

ruaqt?

damn its literally in the middle, imagine how comfy it is living there

Americans did it to their own soldiers, typical Brits treating Australians as cannon fodder.

Why cant they just find a job instead of beggin money?

Days are too cold and nights are too hot, I'd rather kill myself.

I will make myself a qt in exchange for sponsorship. pls master

We failed to reintegrate them into society after years of racial tensions so the government just gives them handouts.

Well we let them. Thankfully we snapped out of it after we let them walk over us for 150 years.

plus what jobs are there going to be in alice springs anyway, realistically.

post boipuccy and your request will be considered.

it wouldnt be comfy at all. right in the middle of a desert so you get sand everywhere, extremely hot days and freezing nights plus the billions of flies swarming your every orifice.

the place is a fucking madhouse. the whole place is constantly on edge. shifaced abos with too much dole (see booze) money litter the streets and the white bogans are ready to fight constantly.

one of the weirdest few days of my life. hard to believe the contrast between alice and the coastal cities.

>Do you seriously want indonesia to have nuclear weapons?


yes pl0x


down with the anglo

we're not enemies with em m8, but indonesia is a country of 200 million poorly educated muslims. They are pretty chill but it's a shitfest over there.