Can we replace the UK?

Can we replace the UK?

You are even worse, fuck off.

YES! 日本が大好きです

>Wanting mudslism and other scum to flood your country
mistake

Yeah

YES PREASE! With our best ally this close, we can rule this continent once and for all! Are you in it Shinji?

Only if you install those machine that sell used panties on the mainland.

Yep, come in, can't be worse than the Brits.

Please put us next to you, we'll protect you from the ocean.

This to be quite honest actually there famalam

This would mean no more go home whittu piggu protests.

>Ireland also removed from pic
Not until you learn some Geography, you slanty-eyed fuck

You see? We right in!

>Anime cancer
>ugly yellow manlets and even uglier women
>Autism: The country
No thanks.

>Anime Europe.jpg
Kek

Fits fairly snug, pity we'd have to inject growth hormones into the ground to match your pic

t. Slesvig-Holsten

England's not oppressing us anymore, we can be as big as we want.

>Deutschland
>calling any other country autistic

Schleswig-Holstein
t. Schleswig-Holstein

How's life in Kiel?

>Germans this close to the Japs.
No thank you.

Put NZ in, they are a bunch of happy cunts.

Could be worse, but I prefer the village life.
Also: KiWo

Yes.
I'd trade Calais for Korea any day.

Where the fuck is Ireland you fucking faggot

This is like wife swap.

Go on then Nippon, let's swap wives.

And the UK in Asia?
They are not used to fucking hot summer……

But you are the cuckold in european relations, you watch from afar how France, Russia or Germany fuck the rest.

>NZ anywhere near this half of the planet

NZ'ers are great, man. They are our antipodes, so they couldn't be further away from Portugal.

I'd switch them with Spain, honestly.

I like (You)

Irish fairy-tale and music are the best in the world

Hhm... Interesting.
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But nah, UK best tsundere allies

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That'd be a dream come true.