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Karen thread for Brexit Edition

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Might go for a kip lads

you're here forever

I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth

korean pop

Just voted remain lads

good post

i hate white people and their stupid referendums so damn much

>Leave
We get out of this bloody EU
>Remain
Support for UKIP surges, becomes either the Opposition or the Secondary Opposition party

done a vote leave lads haha

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>people actually think like this


boggles the mind

>the uk system is no better so why not have both! :)

add me on gamespy

bit racist

a uKIP?

XD

very interesting

we literally are the beyonce of the EU Tbh

GO, Karen, GO! You can do it! I believe in you!

>this island will fade into irrelevancy and people will not care because they have an extra few hundred pounds to their name

What do you do lads?

>they think they will leave

German newspaper says if we stay they'll

>Admit the Wembley "goal" in 1966 went over the line
>Make no mroe jokes about Prince Charles' ears
>Use no suncream at the beach in solidarity with our sunburn
>Not use a goalkeeper in the next penalty shootout to make it more exciting
>Set their clocks to our time
>Reserve sun chairs for us with their towels

kek well i'm convinced

>make long argument that eu is undemocratic
>leftie just says "LOL WE HAVE A QUEEN XD"

looooool senpai NO chill

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Just done a remain

>98.72% of men have an erect penis of 8.5inches
doesn't make sense

switch it

friendly reminder to vote leave lads

I am a virgin.

Multi track drifitng

Why is Karen so shit?
She led the Muslims cross the English Channel!

>paper ballots

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Farage

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted remain. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by the European Union. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote leave. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick leave. Then I looked at the remain option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting remain.

I asked myself why people would vote remain to being a free country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting remain, the larger the erection grew. I imagined British taxpayer money being transported south to Brussles and it grew yet more. I imagined European Kleptocrats and unelected officials deciding British fiscal, social and health policies. I imagined the never ending stream of EU migrants and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Nigel Farage. I am British; I am a cuckold.

put my bollocks on the tracks asap

no, that's Germany

we're definitely the Taylor Swift of the EU

good banter tbf

We all make mistakes lad.

Put a coin on the tracks and derail it before it can reach either.

nothing

the only correct and moral answer

>Reserve sun chairs for us with their towels
now that's solidarity

good bants from them Tbh

Vote Quimby

Why?

I am not a homosexual.

>people genuinely believe that vote leave is for racists, in a referendum about political and economical trade unions.

>our forefathers would not be happy.

>what are percentiles

Go for the high score.

for like the 4th time someone in real life said something along the lines of "oh you're that dude from /fa/"
hate it, HATE IT

hi

Yay, people are paying attention to us :DDD

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nah we have opts out, we do what we want

we're queen b

Shame on you

is there a worse reason to vote remain than not liking the tories and not wanting them to have slightly more power for a few years

just from reading about it's an annoyingly common reason

it means 1.28% you runt

yeah

theres no stopping the EU scepticism train

this referendum = 2 things

Leave: the EU disintegrates peacefully

Remain: the EU will get torn down and Europe will burn.

Ohhh so you're that guy from /fa/ I take it?

got anyone famous in your family tree?

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tune

not gonna bother voting

remain has won anyway so there is literally no point at all

When you walk through a storm
Keep your chin up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm is a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark

Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
Tho' your dreams
Be tossed and blown
Walk on
Walk on
With hope in your heart
And you'll never walk alone
You'll never walk alone

talking to a girl on tinder lads

What's your opinion on fanny hair?

Personally don't mind and think it can look good (black hair on pale skin) but just keep it trimmed and under control.

We're distantly related to an old silent movie star

when the lights
go down
in the city

my dad is nigel farage

this made me laugh really really hard

fuck off. please get out and vote leave

yep, pretty much the only reason,

muh ebil tories`!!!!1

even though they can get kicked out and the Corbynmania will ensue.

stance?

this

both sides are as bad as each other and everyone on my FB feed are like YOU HAVE TO VOTE and it's like, fuck off you prick

Washed all the dishes like a good boy lads

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Catherine Parr

go out and vote right now

fucking cucks get out of my face and vote leave

unf

nah but I got him on fb

Zachary Taylor

Are you stance or the midget gook?

I'm alright ta

Imagine being a homeless person with fucked up teeth and other health problems. How do they deal with the constant pain?

>Remain
>Support for UKIP surges, becomes either the Opposition or the Secondary Opposition party

Literal delusion

UKIP are a polarising party (unlike the SNP who benefitted from Scottish referendum), that's not going to happen

How is it going lads? What are your impressions until now from what you have seen in the polling stations?

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wew

I already did though.

how do people irl recognise you?

get out and vote you cunt

She is so ugly it's unbelievable

luca you fucking gay boy

It's not Quimby's fault, that-the-sta-di-um-coll-apsed!

[Vote Quimby]

Narcotics

Did a cheeky brexit

>leave

FUCCBOI

you idiots aren't really going to vote leave are you

what was the point in this bet

fucking 3 quid return

hahahaha is stance a fuckin nerd or what?

>pencil
no you didn't