DECISION TIME EDITION
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cara
haven't voted yet and i'm absolutely fucked
should i go lads
going to vote out
i want to fuck every woman i see
edge from when sunderland declare to when we know the winner and do a big cum then
out
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if that's just a proxy, yes you should. go now. don't roll up at 10 to 10 as you might not get the chance the cast your vote.
RESPECT IT
shake it all about
Voted leave just for a laugh desu
>His eyes
>His smile
>His luscious locks
>His dress sense
>His belief in Britain
>Him
rapist
STICKY /BRIT/
STICKY /BRIT/
STICKY /BRIT/
from chimpan-a to chimpan-z
don't you
fucking
DARE
if I only could
I'd make a deal with God
send us your cute Lenas
I think you guys are approaching this wrong.
You should vote to kick germany out. Europe would be fine with out germany.
yeah for some reason my ISP gives me a yank flag
it's only 5 minutes from my house but i can barely stand up
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Even the Norwegian government admits Norway's deal it shit
Still got free movement, still have to follow a lot of EU law without having any say over it and have to pay a similar amount per head in membership fees
If we're gonna end up like that there's barely any point in leaving
which side is going to win
>KCL is pretty widely known to be a shit uni with a famous name
Which is what employers actually care about
>at mates BBQ other night
>get drunk as fuck
>his sister and 2 of her friends are there
>one of his sisters friends starts flirting with me and touching my leg
>pretty as fuck
>want to shag her but she's like 16 and don't want mates giving me shit
>leave
>get text just now
>it's her
>somehow has my number
>maybe gave it her when hammered?
>asks if I want to go around to her house tonight
Should I do it? I'm 24
about to go make a cheeky procurement
>that time I had to have a blood test
>I requested to have it done in my right arm
>get stabbed literally five times before she gives up
>"roll up your other sleeve, love I can't find a vein in your right arm"
>ahhh FUCK
>roll up my sleeve on my left arm
>it's absolutely covered in cuts and burns because I was an edgelord
> "o-oh my.. It's alright lovely"
>see some old guy who was also getting his blood taken keep peaking
>awkwardly apologize to the nurse
>still takes like 3 attempts to find a vein
>go home and think about what the fuck just happened
That ordeal was 2 years ago and it still keeps me awake at night. Is their anyone more JUST than me?
The white man DOMINATED the mixed sheeboon nigress. the way nature INTENDED things to be.
Remain
Lads I am scared I blew my vote
>Have friend
>He is Muslim
>Name is 'Ruman'
>He spent the entire morning making jokes about how we should 'Ruman a member of the European Union!'
>managed to make it into a kind of meme among my friend group
>everyone was laughing
>they said 'hey, lets all spoil out ballots by writing 'ruman' over remain
>I was swept up in the joke because they are my only friends
>did it
>still put a cross on leave however
>realised as I left that I might not get counted now
It shouldn't matter right?
Like, they'll know I am voting leave? Changing the word remain doesn't matter?
she needs a shower
REMAIN
Vote leave for a better Europe. Europeans are brother, the EU is cancer.
germans out
fuck off
Eastern euros would veto it as Germany pays by far the most in membership fees
maisie
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BREMAIN
brexit niggers will be imprisoned and executed
The result hasn't even been announced yet and already fucking angry at the world. Reckon I'm going to end up punching one of my coworkers if they try to gloat tomorrow
Boring
In the state of Florida you can legally have sex with a 16 year old as long as you are or are below 24.
Legal, even over here. Go for the kill.
go for it lad
will /brit/ disband if remain wins?
More?
this is literally the most important democratic decision of your life. Get down there and vote
>watching Sky News
>no live reports at the polling stations
>no Harry Redknapp in a Land Rover
>no crowds of lads trying to get on camera behind a reporter
IS THIS EVEN DEADLINE DAY FOR POLITICS?!
Remain in your mum when I cum
Theis will become law soon. We bread those niggers out bit by bit. Yall should go fuck a nigger and stop them fucking there own niggers. Trump will make theis law soon.
someone better make a version of that nationalistic scot voting no
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Going to vote in about an hour on my way to be a productive member of society, usually vote around that time and there's nobody around which is a bonus.
sensible boy
Cuck. Hope you and your family get cancer.
>>watching Sky News
I want a brexit
IF YOU VOTED REMAIN, (You) This post
its legal and consensual so nothing anyone can say
feminism in action lad. reap the benefits.
no, we'll fight for the second referendum
ofc you fucking bender
where the fuck were you?
also this 2bh
end yourself
She took that extremely well. I bet she's fun.
I certainly wouldn't take kindly to some Pole thinking my country belonged to him, that's for damn sure. Also wouldn't take kindly to some cunt from Brussels telling my government to go fuck itself, that sounds like a huge sign that it's time to take your ball and go home.
Even if they don't leave now, this is a very large indicator that the population of the UK is becoming deeply dissatisfied with the state of the EU and is beginning to realize the predatory nature of some of the other members. If they can't create change in their favor they will eventually attempt to leave again, and again, and again until they get out.
When will we get an idea of which side won?
ps4 or xbone lads
Fapiss dich Ronny
Someone just said I'm too intense.
What does that even mean?
>tfw Anglos have politicians who truly care about their nations
>bad teeth
>no chin
>low test
>named Nigel
for better or worse, it doesn't get more british than that
>like 16
make sure she IS 16 or above and you have zero to worry about
you meme too much
Leave
have a strong cup of tea and a glass of water and do it.
>population of the UK
you mean US and darkies?
Britain doesn't belong to Brits anymore and will never belong to them again, they are too irresponsible
4am enough votes will be out to have a good idea
made a pretty esoteric joke and the person didn't get it. fuckin pleb.
stop boasting
fuck off normie
okay thanks mate
Literally kys
Schnauze du armseliger Wicht, deine Zeit ist bald ebenfalls abgelaufen.
literally this
Good post
it's going to be remain lad
what was it?
who is your ISP
are you using US military bandwidth ?
was kidnapped for exactly 3 days
Are you fat?
First time everytime with me
Is there anything more cringe than the Cult of Farage?
>stay or i'll fuck you up
Sometime after 7am for the final result
>Us
>Posting under an Indonesian flag
What
Abnormies need to go
it wouldnt have mattered if you were voting to remain, in fact they would have counted it twice ;^)
But yeah, they will probably disqualify that one
fuck off yank
This is part of the brit's plot to become an empire again. Get ready lads, we're about to full fucking Code Geass in this bitch
EXIT
X
I
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sometimes I forget just how much of a banger call me maybe is
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Nigel Smith
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English sterling being converted into the Euro and it grew yet more. I imagined German politicians deciding English fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted remain. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Nigel Smith. I am English; I am a cuckold.
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