USA appreciation thread

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I get diarrhea from diet-coke desu

How do I stop drinking that AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

you are welcome

bonus: it`ll also strip paint if you need that done

Thanks for the abundance or yank twinks

thanks america for most things you've given the rest of the world

>tfw you will never be american

hold me Sup Forums

np

>diet-coke
There's your problem

Finland coolest country ever

>Finland coolest country ever
2nd that
>tfw you have Finnish ancestors, but never been to finland

thanks USA for breakdance music i suppose
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you should come

I would love to.
sadly by plane Midwest USA to anywhere in europe is ridiculously expensive.

what Ameristuff should i bring with me

i heard it has cocaine in it or some shit that's why it's so good is it true?

It used to back in the 19th century, not anymore

do you mean it used to publically back in the 19th century and now they sprinkle some in it without telling us? because that shit is 10/10 and other drinks don't get anywhere near as good or addictive as it

They used to claim drugs like cocaine and opium could cure all types of shit back then, but yeah. No one knew or cared about the health effects.

>tfw will never be american

Feels bad we aren't living in the Good Old Days.

>tfw I'm just a dirty beaner in Beanerland and not in USA

USA is the greates country. even with all those niggers and shitskins.
please remove them america,

I'm not gonna lie that the shit is addictive, but if you can hold off for like a week, the urge to drink it will start to dissipate.

7up originally had Lithium in it.

Ahhh, the times when people weren't scared of a little radiation.

so they DO sprinkle cocaine in it? those wonderful cocksuckers

How can you even drink this stuff?
It's so immensely sweet I can't drink much of it. To me it tastes like pure sugar.

t. never drinks soda

>tfw you will never be american
But you can be.

it's mostly sweeteners

his kids can be if he's a citizen and they're born in USA

but he will always be a finnish immigrant

Same

His kids will be if they're born here, whether he is a citizen or not. Anyone who lives here long enough and becomes a citizen is as American as the rest of us, whether they like it or not.

saved
It's always crazy to see what people could get away with back then.

the funny thing is we don't even get that product, I have to buy my cokes from mexico in order to get actual sugar in it, (they put HFCS in the US version) because not even fat spics will put that shit in their body.

one can has more sugar than I consume in a 2 week period, yet people will drink a 2L bottle every day and wonder later why they have diabeetus. It's literally better to smoke cigarettes than drink coke

i hate the ami cola, i only drink the german version afri-cola

This. Coke with proper cane sugar is god-tier.
Blame the fucking corn lobby for getting high fructose corn syrup subsidized to the point where it's cheap enough to jam in goddamn everything.

>Limonade

explain, germany

taste better