You wake up in Croatia

you wake up in Croatia..

Go to the coast and drink wine and eat seafood.

what is this ape doing in my bed? immeaditly call the cops

I would kill her...


t. Croatia

*tips antennae*

/thread

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What a fat ass for such a small woman.

praise Petrovic

>immediately masturbates. And not because of the girl.
Croatia best country, 2bh.

stop with the jungle fever

jajajajajajajajajaja

HOW CAN YOU STOP LOVE

thanks
France is also pretty sweet, been there 3 times so far

Too much ass

Nothing wrong with it desu

new meme Iads

Ireland, please.

based moldova

Wow that girls actually super pretty.... what's she doing with such an ugly old fuck.

Kek. Upvoted

Get a cevapi sandwich, squat in the middle of the town square and carefully think about my next move.

The get some alcohol and go to the beach.

If there is no beach, I yell random things about serbia until the locals make me their new head of government (I can't be worse than the last right kek)

>talking shit about based vieri
what are you doing with your life

+2 kudos

10/10 post

Literally who m8? Honestly?

go to best island

is that the hotie nigglet from Misfits?

Vieri, famous football player.

I wish we had black girls here :((