On a crowded train

>on a crowded train
>forgot to set phone to vibrate
>rings out of the blue
>ringtone is from my favourite open source game
>answer it
>it's stallman
>demands the source code to my phone following my "public performance of a GPL-covered work"
>ask him wth he's talking about
>he explains that since I paid for neither the game nor its soundtrack there is no implied license to perform it in public nor to even have it on my phone
>explains that since the GPL is the only thing which permits me to have it as a ringtone I must offer everyone on the train within earshot the source code to my phone or get sued
>mfw max volume

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>this post

You see kids, this is why you never do FOSS, otherwise you contract autism, like this poor fella over here.

Even now, he doesn't know what is wrong. May god have mercy on his soul.

>I didn't get it

>threats from FOSS
FOSS has as much teeth as the EU's military

>EU's military
The EU is not a military alliance and therefore doen't have its own military.

Oh scary! I'm trembling user. Please don't hurt me with your EU military.

Source?

There is none you fucktard.

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That's pretty good. You should include that trailer in all your posts.

>entire EU is defenseless

No wonder Islam is taking over.

>he
but she's a girl!

Also this b-but it seemed like a minor issue compared to the rest of the post.

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newfag here, didn't understand

...

this is a quality thread op

>deleting your own bump
Fucking pathetic. This was a good shitpost, but this display of faggotry brought this down a couple notches.

N-no bully pls...

I love the open source anime posts!

Have a free (You) friend. I'll edit later and give you reddit silver.

Why you act like that crossdesser faggot Alice?

>Crowded train (more packed than a can of sardines)
>Phone on vibrate
>Phone in pocket starts vibrating
>Phone became an impromptu vibrator for the lady next to me.