Wow Mr Foreigner, we're pretty deep in the Thai Jungle now... even as a Thai Girl...

>Wow Mr Foreigner, we're pretty deep in the Thai Jungle now... even as a Thai Girl, I've never been this deep into the wilderness!
>Anything could happen out here...

THERE IS A SNAKE IN MY PANTS HEEEELP

>Thai
Not brown enough

Ehehehe... uh...
>should I tell her I'm lost?

Most of them are about that or a little darker unless they're literal povvo tier

In yours or "her" pants?

Says Brazil

They get less and less brown over time, mostly because no woman (including Thai women) want to fuck Thai men.

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DON'T WORRY I'M IN MY NATURAL HABITAT

Thai men want to get fucked by farang men too, tbqh

>Thai """"Girl""""

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*unzips dick*

>Thai Girl

everyone knows there's no such thing

This is when her partners in crime come out of the bushes, hack me to death and steal all my shit.

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The explanation is lot simpler you autists.

>Peru

What the fuck

*unzips pants and takes out long schlong lee*

Time to get multicultural, kiddo

Let's whip our cocks out

L M A O

I don't even care if it has a dick
That's an ass I can't pass

>Lithuania
I guess it kinda makes sense

So Thailand and Malaysia are mostly chinese colonies?