Sup Forums talks about Sup Forums

Imagine you're the CTO of Sup Forums™.
What will you do? What features would you add?

I'll add crossboarding catalog.

Also remove useless captcha

Custom boards, add voting and threading so retards would be hidden

apng, info on posters homeboard, more detailed flag info, so state/city and their equivalents

>add voting

There's absolutely nothing wrong with voting if done right.

Reduce the number of janitors. Getting banned for using the word "kike" is literally Redd.it-tier thoughtpolicing.

Just formalise things and redirect to reddit.com

It's probably more to do with being banned for using Sup Forums

>Getting banned for using the word "kike" is literally Redd.it-tier thoughtpolicing.

Sup Forums use it everyday but they don't get banned.

Sup Forumsitic comments on blue boards deserve ban tho.

I would add upvoots and, and charge companies for a chance to moderate threads.

>Also remove useless captcha

ITT: newkek who wasn't here during the limitless AnT/cornelia spam.

>charge companies for a chance to moderate threads.

It's not CTO's job.

>if done right

There's no such thing you fucking normalfag.

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kill this site
Does this place even make a profit?

>he wants accelerator spam back

We need to accommodate all our new friends by making it more like plebbit.
Chinachan can start profit making by providing certain companies a chance to subjectively moderate sponsored threads.

change captcha
remove phone posters
implement webp support
more languages supported for code tags
more anime

Crossboard to reddit, 9gag, facebook, neogaf, cnn and bbc.

I'd start charging marketers and political shills for using the site.

So if i had an unpopular opinion about something, i will be hidden?

Kill anime

You're not entitled to exposure

Luckily, this is not facebook

Go to hell, stupid weeb.

Take your shitty opinion and get the fuck out of my board you dumb anime poster

Fuck you and your family. Anime is not a technology. It is a mistake of humanity

>more anime
Anime a shit, SHIT!

>remove useless captcha
THE SURGEON IS INSPIRED

go back to your containment board filthy faggot.

This is an anime website you dumb nigger

Enforce and reinforce Sup Forums containment at all times. Any Sup Forums-tier post should result in an immediate 7 day ban, followed by 30 days of only being able to access Sup Forums and no other board.

and server-side zlib compression of pngs by default, because retards can't do it themselves apparently

page generated in MemeAssembly

8ch but multiple file thumbnails are constrained to a proper grid
and fuck phoneposters

Oh God I forgot about that.

Get rid of all the Yuros and phoneposters.

Janitors can't ban people.

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Remove lgbt,soc and b.
Normie posting would be forbidden.
No captcha.

>pajeets flooding the market, which is a fact
>it's Sup Forums tier because it involves race
>b&

no? votes are not for opinions

"Your opinion is a shitty opinion, i ll' downvote you cause i'm an idiot"

Sup Forums Pass would remove ads.
Option to upload images with URL's.

bump

Remove 'post number GETs ("dubs")' from Global Rule 3.

I love it when you plebbit faggots get all butthurt over words on an anonymous imageboard made for weebs

Change the name of Sup Forums to 4Pepes&Redditors
Done

Remove ban from posting from VPN's or Tor. Work harder to anonimize users that visit the site.

Shhiieeett, Hiro ain't about to do all that considering he added more tracking to the site

The ability to post multiple pictures at once, like ate khan

>implying that the image wasn't photoshopped or inspect element'd

Nice trips. Also, this desu famalam.

stay fucked samefag

>add voting
Go back to /r/eddit you fucking pleb

make it accessible like a bbs through ssh

Stay virgin animefag

Remove GR15. Let the salt flood this shithole.

do mods have trips?

thankfully this cuck is not owning this anymore
weebs die

1. Stricter moderation on Sup Forums to purge the cancer.

2. Ban all politics outside of Sup Forums and Sup Forums

3. Bring back /l/ and ban loli on Sup Forums

4. Stop using recaptcha. Get a better non-google captcha

5. Remove all the trackers and shitty js code runing the the backround

6. Make Sup Forums work with libreJS

7. Ban all phoneposters.

no its literally owned by a gook from amine land
kys yourself back to r****t

stop using Sup Forums you youngfriend

I don't use Sup Forums because it all porn and shiposting. We can make it slightly better with stricter moderation.

>ban phoneposters
>kill the site traffic

You're a horrible CTO

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Give mods to Sup Forums to remove shills
ban reddit children
add a porn/alternative board to remove porn dumps on Sup Forums
add a videogames/hardware board to remove Sup Forums from Sup Forums

It looks like that it's what happens on Reddit, never been there tho the comment UI looks shitty.

>Imagine you're the CTO of Sup Forums™.
>What will you do?
kill myself for failing at life

Visible sage to politely let other posters know my post was not worth bumping the thread.

Anonymous will be changed to Anonymous-P whenever a post is made from a phone. The P is scarlet to publicly shame the poster.

>implying actual gooks like cartoons

definitely not voting that would be fucking stupid,
this place would become reddit2.0 with controlled shilling

No, a Japanese man owns Sup Forums now.

>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>non-profit => kill
fuck off ancap

Murder hiro in real life for being a dirty kike and putting malicious shit ads and tracking software on the site and harass moot until he agrees to admin the site again. I mean he has millions of Google sheckles now, he can afford to run the site easily now.

No you go to hell redditor. Sup Forums is LITEERALLLLLLLLLLLY an anime site, and no amount of newfagging is going to change that. Stop coming here if you can't stop getting butthurt and triggered over anime.

>not wanting cancer gone

Not so fast, double agent from Reddit

I bet most of Sup Forums's income comes from mobile ads.

Sup Forums Pass allows you to post from VPN's.

>being OK with Google tracking you on Sup Forums
>being OK with feeding Google AI

Do you even Sup Forums, faggots? I'd be OK with captcha if it wasn't a third-party-botnet one.

Also: a 1000 (re)captchas manually solved by third world monkeys hidden behind an API costs like 2 burger dollars, so it's not like you can't spam the fuck out of Sup Forums if you really want to.

>Jewt
>relevant

>mspaint

I'd REMOVE features, revert it to it's 2007-2011 state, back when I enjoyed Sup Forums.

(you)s have ruined the site.

remove Sup Forums and /news/

Add kanjikaptcha

They can mark posters as potentially ban worthy. Just talk about how poor moderation is on Sup Forums ande youre guaranteed at least a warning

Yes? What about mspaint?

Local system to reduce captcha.
Maybe an account system.
no account up to 4 post per day and then a payment system where people can pay to increase the number of shitposting.
Attempting to post more than the limit will make people solve captchas again.
Posting the same comment twice could be autoban.
The banned IP will be public along the post just to fuck with people.

>not keeping track of your Sup Forums h-index

>remove all Pass(TM) flairs and bullshit boards
>revert to classic Captcha if possible
>forced anonymization and IDs on all hobby boards
>delete Sup Forums and permaban all users who posted on it in the past year
>only VP9 supported for videos
>implement rangebans that can be circumvented with Pass if needed (eg. India on Sup Forums)
>punish incessant shitposting like party rocking on Sup Forums with regex autobans
>slash post cooldowns by half

he spammed long after moot put in the captcha

>2011

all the alternatives are shit. you're free to develop something that's comparable in quality to google's captcha and offer it to the taiwanese moot

Being back text boards like /prog/
I miss prog

What was /prog/?

NO EXCEPTION

1. remove trips in most boards, they were never that useful, and id-fields are good enough

2. replace the captcha with a jsclient bitminer or something... let it spin in the background for a while and you get access to the site. that way you both get rid of bots, quit annoying users with captchas, and you solve the financial solvency problem (assuming this is still an issue, but I'm sure the FBI pretty much funds this place by now as a honeypot)

3. get rid of (You). seriously, they count as upvotes of a sort and they ruin the culture by having people attentionwhore for them. you don't have to remove quoting, just the (You)-piece of Skinner box candy

that bitminer idea is a really good one m8, never thought of it.

If a given IP submits a post to Sup Forums, they are blacklisted from posting on all other blue boards for 48 hours.