Your friend Bradley from Ohio invites you into a large room, saying he has something "special" planned for you.
You follow him and see this, after which Brad sits at the back and then grins douchebaggedly at you.
>"I told all these girls you had something interesting to show us about your 'culture.' So go ahead, butthead. Do something interesting."
What do you do?
Dance like a faggot to da funky reggaeton and show off my abs
Offer spaghetti handouts from my fannypack
Tell them about mongol heritage
you make the shittiest threads on here you rotten toothed limey faggot
Pull out my ar-15 and explain how it works
Unzip penis
Fuck the USA
Free healthcare
Low crime
Nous parlons français
Hockey and Tim Hortons
DUDE WEED LMAO
btw i'm not american
Tell him I'll need the bottle of Jose Cuervo, 5 habaneros and the shot glass I asked for him before.
Get all sad and lay the blame on him for disappointing his guests.
But I'm Thai, butthead.
So them my freedom.
What's up with all the yahoo tabs?
Whip up this badboy and spank their asses
Whip out my dick and pee all over them
I work in news and yahoo has a fairly intuitive format (can't say the same about the rest of their services though).
Otherwise I would just get everything off Reuters and the Associated Press. Of course this could all change if Yahoo ends up selling their core services under pressure from their activist shareholders.
Ah yes
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>Tim Hortons
why are Canadians proud of this?
SHIT'S GOING DOOOOOOOOWN
Thanks but i already had my morning wank
9 minutes already? What the fuck is going on?
Do tequila shots with Lime and Salt since i have no skills other than being a functioning alcoholic
are you xyclopz?
>What do you do?
Mag dump.