/fpt/- Functional Programming thread

Functional programming goes here.

Do you have cute Poojeet girl teaching you FP?

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She is so cute

Haskell, and by extension all FP languages are memes and offer no benefits to imperitive programming

But oop is OBJECTivly better ;->

This level of autism shouldn't be possible.

Go back to Sup Forums you fucking retard. I hope that you're doing it for the (You)s because that has to be the most retarded thing I read all day

>Hurr durr I don't even code

Shut up bitch, I bet you're a vurgin dumb fuck

I've been programming OOP for like 3 years in Python and Java and you don't know shit

Fuck you, i like fp so oop is shit

Same, everything is in the details. They like FP, but they never used it in any real project.

Imagine how much her flurry must stink of curry

You can do OOP in functional languages you retard

>Learning to do X in Javascript that it was never meant to do
STOP
STOP TRYING TO DO EVERYTHING IN THAT AWFUL LANGUAGE

I was baiting

>daily reminder that JavaScript was made in a day

>To defend the idea of JavaScript against competing proposals, the company needed a prototype. Eich wrote one in 10 days, in May 1995.
Fucking hell you weren't lying

>that one day was for planning too

Lambdas are inferior classes. Closures are inferior objects. Functional programming is a meme that should have died with Lisp machines.

>lambdas are classes
>closures are objects

jump off an overpass

If you don't understand the equivalency, then you either don't understand OOP or you don't understand FP.

Closures maybe, but it's a stretch.
Lambdas have nothing to do with classes and nothing in common with them though.