Japan now accepting immigrants -- Weeaboos take notice!

I heard Japan is now accepting immigrants due to the Brexit fiasco.

Can I come? :^)

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honest question here i'm studying electrical engineering. if i learn japanese is there any job opportunities for me in Japan?

>I heard Japan is now accepting immigrants
No way
Refugees are not welcom even you're WASP

If you learn the language, Japan has a job surplus.

>if i learn japanese is there any job opportunities for me in Japan?
Not bad to make money. But it's competite by Indians and Chinese people.

People have been posting this all day, and there's never any source to go with it.

>But it's competitive by Indians and Chinese people.*

News to me. And there'd be outrage if someone relevant actually said that.

Either way, just leave us alone. You can be tourists or even immigrate if you're actually skilled and not a criminal piece of shit.

I'd come over to steal your secrets of the white strawberry and bring it home to Denmark

Can I come and steal a wife?

Go ahead. Don't commit crimes and actually learn Japanese and everyone will love you.

If you have blond hair and blue eyes.

Dark blonde and green eyes.
Is there still hope?

Not impossible.

>immigrate if you're actually skilled and not a criminal piece of shit

Not a criminal and I'm highly skilled in professional shitposting.

Can I come?

If you aren't a Russian-Pole.

I don't have shit taste in anime
Can I join?

Don't immigrate

I don't mind.

but japs do have shit taste in anime so you wont really fit in americabro

I think I could fit well in the Yakuza

Hallo Japan.

Want to join EU?

We rather want to join American version EU.

>tfw working yourself to death at a Toyota factory

You could work in construction like the Nigerians are starting to do

Where do I apply?

Criminal here. I'm on my way.

No
Japan is always isolated and we think it is comfortable.

Do you like Yu-Gi-Oh?

Japan: The 51st state!

>competing with Japanese engineers

Good luck mate. Your Universities suck balls and you know it.

We will gladly trade your Zainichi Koreans for our Chinese.

t. David-kun

i suppose, i mean as long as you speak niponnese and don't blow yourself up everything should be fine

If you migrate to japan you will contribute to the destruction of its culture and all you love.

serious speaking if japan becomes the 51st state
japanese will be the largest minority and japan become strongest state of us we'll get much more influence in us politics
so never