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What will happen if we join to EU?

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What will happen if Russia will join the EU?

I'd come over there and punch you in the face for posting reddit meme balls

Hey mate, seriously Japan in the EU ? Even i would love that.

Muslims. That is all, so don't even try famm
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Your country would have solved its issues and magically transported to europe

No thanks we don't want your $100 Trillion debt

Everybody will become Cossack dancer.

Please Mongolian friend.

Japs would probably get the shit cucked out of them, causing you to pass really strict laws for foreigners which would get you thrown out again
Sorry for that, nippon-san

Europe will be wakaii

Don't you join it?

Their voice might be a problem, praying 5th for a day.

Kiitos serkku.

PERSONA 5 LOCALIZATION
JAPAN YES

I for one welcome our autistic Jap friends.

Japan will get kebab'd like Germany

The yen wouldn't go crazy if you announced it now. Also mad nationalists in your country..

Suomi-Nippon Union when?

I for one believes geographic proximity shouldn't be a factor in friendship. We have so much else in common. Like the the autism.

チョン死なねえかな

Ban on whaling
More European goods in supermarkets
Cheaper consoles and electronics
Maybe anime and settings for jRPGs would become more varied?
Euro notes would have katakana on it
Relations between EU and Chinks would've soured
Yakuza and Russian mob would begin to wage a secret war for european market

Our debt is almost from Japanese citizens.

Haha. It could be. By the way, what happened if German prime minister would decide a thing for EU?

japan trying to dick suck its way into the white man's club, as usual

OMG DEFINITELY NO!

at least, we have to abandon our Kanji for western culture.
we aren't European, splendid isolation!

Actually it's the other way around, all official texts of EU would have to be in whatever pictograms you wanted to use for it.
Of course nothing like that will ever happen so the point is moot.

What happenings if the Brazil to join el EU
Please answer, obrigado

A union of economic failures?

Everyone gets shot

germany would start to send you money while giving less to greece, resulting in greece invading you for their "rightful money"

Why would we hang ourselves?

Natives receive tons of € from cohesion funds
No more deforestation due to environmental regulations
Better access to EU market for your stuff and vice versa, but industry suffers from regulation (although this may be actually less onerous after you're done transposing directives into national law if your present law is fucked up enough and there's political will to use this occasion to fix it)
Your agriculture gets fucked up by CAP

japan will bring army of tesla troopers

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Otherwise, the alphabet will be replaced with Kanji and Hiragana and Katakana.

Of course everybody will be Samba dancer and say good-by to autism.

What if the UK becomes a Japanese region?

Brazil won't be able to join into EU.
Instead of that, you just be suddenly designated as a "terrorist supporting state" by America and EU.
and then you will got assaulted by them for just some ambivalent reasons,
after your government utterly gets removed and lands are so destroyed, that you can't live there anymore,
you will be exported into EU as cheap human resource, so-called "refugee".

I couldnt pirate anime as easily anymore.

You seem to be overconfident, as usual.
White skin is week about sunshine. It's not so convenient to enjoy summer.
Yellow, olive, red, neutral colors are best.

Japan is too fucking Stubborn and nationalist to be on a fucking Union.
You will complain about everything since day one and leave in a decade or less.
Also the other EU members will ask Japan to make loli illegal and to stop doing lewd cartoons and to ban all the otaku filth.

日本くん、本当に入らないでくれ。おそらく入ったら日本の経済は死ぬよ。日本はケインズ経済学がとっても好きけど、日本よりEUのほうが社会主義みたいだ。

Japan is nothing like Finland.

Impossible. American population is 300 millions. Our population is only 120 millions.

So if Japan becomes American states, we will be most major race probably.

What will happen if we, you and Taiwan form Asian Union?

testing new flags

fuck how the hell does it work?

>Jakowan

Fin and Jap's similarity is our favorite joke.
And you and us most similar friend before WW2, in long time.

>Haha. It could be. By the way, what happened if German prime minister would decide a thing for EU?
We have a chancellor, not a prime minister
But he or she wouldn't do that that directly there are better ways to get what you want.

But to answer the question you're really asking, in most cases he would get what he wants

Nice one, I like when someone actualy gets it.

NATO would dissolve

creepy af

Our red light district would suddenly be filled with immigrated Russian sluts.

Asian Union is good idea. But it needs big China for strengthen itself.
We have to beware their boldness as same as believe their generous and strong warm heart.

>But it needs big China for strengthen itself.
One of the reasons why EU exists is to block Russian influences. The union of developed, democratic nations in East Asia will do the equal role of standing against China.

>But it needs big China for strengthen itself.
でも中国は絶対にボスになりたいんだ。
中国が東アジア連合に参加するとほかのメンバーの投稿が軽くなる。

and we will be able to buy tasty beer more easily.

>japan
savings > debt

Won't P5 have english local. ?

Yes, we have to stand against dangerous possibility. But I repeat that bewaring and believing both are needed, when a country associate with a neighborhood.

実際中国が一番大きいので仕方ない。ボスというものの権限をどうするかによるけど。より小さな国がより大きな国の影響とどう付き合っていくかというのは、難しい問題だ。
Considering about this, I remember how much great that EU was born.