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First for the British Empire

2nd for Brexit was a good idea

Third for saving the UK

DJI down 609.57. Thanks Britain.

who /taking a vacation to the UK/ here?

gonna take advantage of the sinking pound

Western Virginia (technically live in Virginia) resident here.


WEST VIRGINIA IS FUCKED!


I recently started working at a Shell station and today was my third shift. Yesterday, the rain was so bad that the power went out in my area. A transformer blew up as well. Towards the end of my shift, I was let out early in order to get back home before the only road to my house was closed off.

I went by Food Lion quickly to get some beer. Every emergency vehicle was deployed, trying their best to deal with the mess. On my way out a Weather Channel vehicle pulled up and I asked him where the storm came from: the west.
I come in today and almost veer into the cliff because gravel has slid down the mountain and onto the road. I go into work and it was the saddest thing. Everyone there is from out of town. We are probably one of the few stations that has refueled this morning so we were swamped. Every customer had a story. I heard one lady on the phone, "I need an insurance claim. My house flooded and now I'm homeless and my dog drowned in the flood." Some customers were easy to talk to but I expect no friendliness after all this. Thousands have lost their home because of this flash flood. One coworker lost her basement and her baby stuff for her child. She's pregnant and now had nothing for the kid. If she doesn't get any help, I'm giving her a $100 to recoup some of the damages.

My shift abruptly ended because of reasons but I decided to go to kfc to grab a snack. There was a line out the door. I had realized at that moment that it was so crowded because these people literally had no food, running water or electricity. This was their only no nonsense means of getting food. One lady next to me got 10 buckets to give to her family and neighbors. God bless her soul.
I drove back home, sucked gas out of my mom's truck to refuel my Buick (every gas station has a 30 minute wait for fuel) and I'm nibbling on my meal.

Seems like a good idea. Maybe they'll Make tickets cheap to encourage tourist money.

thats what you get for buying a normie phone

A two year old child drowned.

Slip on over lads

no Brits allowed

Aussies are welcome bros though

*votes brexit*
Hoho... oh dear

all you had to fucking do was not buy that phone

will I get a qt redhead gf if I come? I'm very white I swear

Why are non Anglos such cucks?

Welsh are honorary Anglos btw

OP, butts are gross, they make farts, you're eating fart meat

>invite englishman to my house to celebrate Brexit
>offer him my best hospitality corn
>he rejects it
>calls it "animal food"
>says I insulted him
>leaves

???

Pikachu

Order, order! I call today's parliament in session.

Reply to this post with your party name, party color, and a tripcode. I won't accept it if you don't have a tripcode.

If you want to join a party, reply to me and say which party you wish to join.

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>"the people that were voting were they from England, Great Britian, the United Kingdom, or Ireland??"
>"nobody knows haha"
>start mocking people when they show knowledge of the situation

I swear to fucking god delete this shit ass culture where being ignorant is something that's cool.

fuck off


Should I seal the deal on that pizza? I can get a large one for $11.

Will it effect you in any way financially if you do? otherwise I don't see why you're asking

I mean I'll be $11 shorter. But I just realized that I can go to whole food and get a bigger pizza maybe a bit more and they're tastier. It's not much further either so I might just walk over there and have food for tomorrow too.

I was just apprehensive about papa johns because even though I'm drunk their pizza sounds disgusting. The deal I was looking at was for their burger pizzas and they look like dogshit.

Fat Pikachu was cuter ""to be honest""

haha nerd

Prude cunt isn't worth the effort

>tfw had to wait 15 minutes for an N train to Brooklyn
This is why I don't live in the outer boroughs desu

fuck you

/cum/ in me

>begging someone for nudes when there is a plethora of free internet porn

literally why. How often does this even work just texting someone "pls send nudes u want sum fuk" because I can't imagine it does very often

I just do it as a confidence boost desu

You know nothing about upset girls

with you limey

send a sad emoji.

North Carolina, Virginia and Georgia are slowly becoming Northern/not Southern states. Have fun with your rump Confederacy in Alabama and Mississippi dixiefats

t. Yankee carpetbagger

Rev up those FEMA death camps.

>you saw my dick, it's only fair
>Shut up
women in charge of arguments

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your whole attitude is ass backwards, dude
>I guess I fucked up
dont admit to your faults, ever for any reason with a girl you're trying to bang. Should've just answered "gay" or "lame." This girl has no doubt sent nudes of her pussy and ass to at least one guy, you just got to go for the pussy first and then nudes.

to be fair he was going to post nudes on a public forum

the guy is fucked in the head

Didnt 20 people die in flash floods their?

I think thats the storm we were supposed to get hit by, but it did jack shit

It's alright, all women are sluts anyways

optimizing code is a bitch desu lads

Pls send me her handle.
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Mean
Anglo union when?

ur a bitch

ok jk i didnt mean it

>vos

also smoke it or cube and braise it desu

first day of work and there are already TWO qtpi's on staff

dis gon b gud

I don't know how to tell my family that I got fired. I'm too embarrassed

what job?

If it was a shitty job they wont care.

yes

big anglo tits

"""to be honest"""

Who's that Anglo Saxon female with big tits that you always post?

does any1 want 2 pet me

don't forget to read the disaster artist for extra keks

They'll think I'm stupid and pathetic

I'll never see her again
I tried to bang her 4 nights ago but she ended up giving me half a handy so I kicked her out
I figured if she liked me enough to give me a handy I could probably get nudes from her

They already do :^)
Just kidding user if there's one thing I've learned it's that your family always loves you. Unless it's a shitty family.

*scratches behind your ears*
:)

*pets*

yes

you can love someone and still think they're stupid and pathetic
I'm 23 and couldn't even succeed as a dumb cashier

Just bent a bunch of tiny pins on my $200 motherboard. About ready to kill myself.

exactly

did you really want to be a cashier user? you'll find something better.

no

As long as you keep those nonukestralians out of my face.

>I got fired

W-why?

...

Why were you fired?

Pics. How bad did you fuck them up? Also most places you can request a replacement

bend em back pussy

I hope so. I just have a habit of failing the simplest things. I didn't even graduate high school.
I guess I keep miscounting customers change, and it causes my register to be short. I've been given about 4 warning and my boss straight up said "I need you to promise me you'll count the change slower. I've had to call corporate for you, and I'm not allowed to give you more warnings". so yesterday I counted every single customers change 3 times before handing it to them. Twice to myself, and then once again to the customer as I handed it to them. and my register still was short somehow. I have no idea how it keeps happening.

Tbf cashier is a fucking awful job lad. Find one where you dont have to deal with people

jesus christ, why

Tonight will be my last drink for a long while, what should I get?
Thinking about either microbrewery stuff, or some nice cider.

Do you not care if I have a dog?

you should get a gun and shoot yourself

>TMPIN2

geez, Mexico....

Every single day I wake up face the Washington monument and pledge allegiance. I then sit in my library and read the finest literature. Often I find myself thanking God, who doesn't exist, that I was born in a country that isn't a welfare state.

I used to work as a cashier, and they taught me a really neat trick to count change. Now I can count change in an instant, all in my head.
All you do is count upwards. Start at the number that they owe you, then count upwards as you grab the coins until you get to the number that they gave you.
So if they owed you $10.37, and they hand you a $20, grab 3 pennies. Now you're at $10.40. Next grab a dime. Now you're at $10.50. Grab two quarters, now you're at $11.00. Then just grab 4 $1 bills and a $5 bill, and you've got the exact amount of change.
Practice this a few times, once you get it, you'll be able to make change faster than any computer could.

are you in the hell or something like that?

*licks u*
*cuddles u*
*purrs*
meow

How??
It's over three years old at least. Feel like it's a bit late for that.

Hefeweizen. It's hot. Get something refreshing

what do you guys think of this PC build? is the video card too much?

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TMPIN 2 is always stuck at a high number for some reason. Dunno why

its only 95 out and I have my window open for the breeze to come in

Wew
How'd you end up doing that?

the register calculates for me, I just have to grab the correct amount of dollars and coins.

you dont need 16 GB of RAM. 6600 is fine but you probably wont need something that high

Nigga dont worry about it my man

Never enjoyed a blowjob. Girthier than normal and I always feel teeth. Anything my partner can do to make it feel good?

A couple of them I'm not sure how it happened. I was re-applying thermal paste and they got fucked up. Most of them got bent from when I was trying to fix the other ones.

>How??
You heard of needlenose pliers and a steady hand?