Why are they so shitty?
>Their history sucks. They've always been overshadowed by their neighbors to the north
>Repeatedly got defeated by the English despite having a larger population and more resources
>Worldwide reputation as cowards
>A hotspot of anti-capitalist, violent revolutionary Marxism
>Their land looks like shit, their architecture is no better
>Cities are literally America-tier: filled with violent 3rd worlders and no-go zones
>Although at one time the center of art and culture, all they produce now is gag-inducing post-modernism
>They smell, they don't shower, they're greasy and hairy
>They eat snails
Redpill me on France
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>Islamic shithole
this
>Repeatedly got defeated by the English despite having a larger population and more resources
when?
brits are the pussiest race on europe imagine their rock connected with mainland europe; that gets my dick hard
Hey, that's great buddy, next time leave our ships out of it.
>Shitty
>saved us and allowed us to be a country
you making us look bad.
They make nice wines
>saved
We're even now actually.
>Redpill me on France
No matter what happens, from the Treaty of Verdun to the UN Security council, they will always. ALWAYS. give lesser nations ample reason to hate them.
I'd feel sorry for them if they actually cared what mongrels thought about them.
Oh, you.
>I'd feel sorry for them if they actually cared what mongrels thought about them.
Don't.
Because I'll never give a shit
Without France USA would not exist as we know it, France is a fine country and you have made baseless claims demeaning it.
>Their history sucks
american """"""""""""education""""""""""""
At least, It was entertaining
Actually we are more eurosceptics than the British.
there's no more France, we're the EU now
and we're bailing out on you btw
hope china rapes you
also you don't know shit about history nor architecture
>the country who fucked monarchy
>Napoleon
>>their history sucks
What? They also have a great literature and make awesome sweets. Also, you wish your country had something as pretty as Versailles.
france is great ally
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>mfw an american tourist asks me for the direction in english
Why can't Americans ever make up their mind ?
>amerindecisives
Yep but please give Marianne's Statue back
people have opinions, my dear frog
>when he realize you sent him in the opposite way of the nearest McDonald's
Gotta love American TV
>people
>having opinions
That sounds suspisciously like a counter revolutionary plot
They should be guillotined tb h
>Their history sucks
no
socialism will fix that
France's is not god tier, it trascends that line. France is France tier.
Fuck you desu
they're onto us
Fuck off, user. You're literally in a board that speaks mostly english and you couldn't help him?
He's putting money on your country you cunt.
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No American has the right to talk shit about France.
>Helped us immensely during Revolution
>Sold us the middle third of the country for pennies on the dollar
>Provided burial grounds for thousands of dead American soldiers
This is to say nothing of France's innumerable contributions to science, philosophy, and the arts, or their massive relevance to world history.
Anyway, you should try reading a book.
There's a pretty big division between basic education and those who actually care about themselves. Anyone who ACTUALLY knows anything about history has a much better opinion of France than the "lol surrendurr monkeys" meme.
Y'all have a pretty based history and I honestly really like your language and culture, and anyone who actually knows anything will at least agree with me on the history aspect.
Most of the military terminology is in French. Think about it for a second.
Lots of core aviation terms are too desu. It's really baffling why the French get shit on so much.
knee jerk reaction to arrogance
they betrayed my family line. Friday the 13th DEATH TO ALL THERE KINGS A CURSE BE OPON THE FAMILYS OF TRAITORS!!!!11!!!!111!!!!!1!!!11!!1!11! behold soon I come for those who have set earth behind for alien controllers we will rise and remove all gods.
Fuck you, Hiro. Because of you and your Chinese buddies, wine producers are making tasteless "soft" wine because you pussies can't handle a real Bordeaux.
I had to ask for a refund on a crate of chateau Latour because it was fucking water.
amazing movies t b h
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