/balk/ Balkan Thread

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Albanian and proud edition

>tfw you have not yet acquired an Ukrainian qt gf

i always rolled my eyes when gr**ks told me to gib constantinople but I saw a gr**k girl taking pictures in front of the hagia sophia and I couldn't help but think just how hard we cucked you guys

>that salad
>marinated shrooms
>olives
>pickled cucumbers
what the fug?

What the fuck is that "food"

This desu.
That's a culinary abomination

bi siktir git amk çomarı

Greece could level you with their army alone

Dude just drop it.
It's too early to start shitposting

It's not, are you hungover? You spent like a hundred billion on army stuff enough to counter turkey

You tend to forget that we are just over 10 million greeks left in this earth.
(Nit counting all those Greek rape babies in western turkey)

I think something is wrong with the romanian steam server, i'm downloading with 24 bytes/s...

>(Nit counting all those Greek rape babies in western turkey)

There are 50 million greeks not counting your genetic offspring among the balkan "slavs"

pare ok

store.steampowered.com/stats/content/

Bulgaria
Total Bytes: 188.1 TB
Average Download Rate: 21.6 Mbps
Percentage of global Steam Traffic: 0.2%

Romania
Total Bytes: 664.3 TB
Average Download Rate: 28.9 Mbps
Percentage of global Steam Traffic: 0.5%

and just for the lulz
Australia
Total Bytes: 2.1 PB
Average Download Rate: 5.7 Mbps
Percentage of global Steam Traffic: 1.7%

Homes spotted

*homos

>5.7 Mbps
actually pretty good

who here /has designated poppy bin/ ?

Albania

Total Bytes:6.7 TBAverage Download Rate:16.8 MbpsPercentage of global Steam Traffic:0.0%
Bosnia and Herzegovina

Total Bytes:42.8 TBAverage Download Rate:7.4 MbpsPercentage of global Steam Traffic:0.0%

Performance by Internet Service Provider (ISP)

Shown below are the average download rates for Steam clients on the most popular Internet Service Providers forBosnia and Herzegovina, sorted by the number of bytes delivered to that network.


NetworkAverage Download RateBA-TELEMACH-AS Telemach d.o.o. Sarajevo,BA18.4 MbpsBIHNET BH Telecom d.d. Sarajevo,BA5.4 MbpsBIHNET Autonomus System5.4 MbpsTelemach d.o.o. Sarajevo17.9 MbpsVodafone Portugal18 MbpsBH Telecom d.d. Sarajevo5.3 MbpsTELEKOM-SRPSKE-AS Telekom Srpske,BA3.7 Mbps12 MbpsKralja Petra I Karadjordjevica 61a3.8 MbpsHPTNET-AS HT d.o.o. Mostar,BA4.6 Mbps

Personally I find pc gaming repulsive

Nothing like a plug and play console with tons of exclusive games!!

are there any greeks here? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ksamil
if there's more greeks than albos I'd probably feel safe

instagram.com/p/BHCi9fThDjx/


This is what happens when Georgios Lanthimos (the director of Dogtooth) and Radiohead make a vid together

damn thats far, I get car sick so easily

I was there two months ago, I think it was 5-7 hours from skopje

trying to figure out where to vacation тбх, preferably somewhere I can understand and without albos like hrvatska, but bulgaria is way cheaper so hm

you don't want to travel by bus ?

nah

>bulevar Aleksandar makedonski

ANCIENT BOULEVARD CONFIRMED

It's the entrance to skopje from serbia

Shitty medcuck finals, god give me strenght!

Put "tfw being gypsy" for extra kek value

good luck фaм
also from bulgaria

/few selyaks that didn't dropped their selyak habits when came to the big city, pretending people living in commieblocks use them/

t. Le mudern european whose grandma was still shitting in external toilets a mere 30 years ago

this

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Now make pepe looking like an actual gypsy

im in suburbs and our pipes have never actually clogged but due to fear we use poopy bin any way

shoo shoo dumb medcuck

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here's an alternative, m8 :^)

Fucking kek.
We need facial hair tho

>He doesn't have women coming over
>He doesn't know they need it during their period
>He still lives in his moms basement

i'm married, m8

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Kek they still need a unibrow and the memes are 10/10

some one suggested albania but no way m8 kek, I hear durres is an industrial shithole too, if any one wants to go albania they should try the most southern part, its the most civilized, orthodox and has some greeks there, north and central is 15th century tier, i really wanna try bulgaria been montenegro 10 times

got you covered fampai

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Can you put a dumpster behind him or some bad smell lines ?

sunt eu țigani

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>san jose


WTF R U DOING THERE M8 IT'S WAY TOO HOT THERE FFS

Damn it looks better than on the pics in ebay
Best spent 10$ desu

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>17 C atm
>30 C average
shits cool
we beat them in skopje

lol

slight adjustment

Autism: the post

My god you guys are geniuses
This will make some great shitposting

don't bully coin collecting bro

San Jose is too hot desu senpai, don't look online stats


yes but do you have BLESSED PARTIYA LENINA SOVIETSKI coins like I do?

literally russia of the balkans

nice coin
I just have a lot of 1960s-1991 yugo ones and one 1940s bulgarian one, along with a few ottoman 19th century ones all from a wedding gown thing

>russian gommie coin
>russian commemorative gommie coin

calm down, its a cool coin

ive lived here all my life
it got 117 here 2 weeks ago

wow thats crazy

there's few expensive rare pepes in that period, m8

it's strange because I've always had them without knowing who brought them to my home

did I have a soviet spy in my house? Who knows

>47 degrees celcius

jesus christ save us

For some reason bulgarians are way too afraid of communism. Even the coins trigger them

>searching for a parking spot in varna
>most of them are occupied
>ro plates

>faggot fyromites and gay reeks thinking communism was great without ever experiencing it

>going to Vama
>being this meme'd on

My grandfather and his brothers fought against the Partisans you twat, do you think I have grown up to like communism?

They did have cool coins though, whether your faggot ass admits it or not

most are russianS

>being triggered by a fucking coin
the autism is real

Ce are?

>For some reason bulgarians are way too afraid of communism. Even the coins trigger them
>scared, disgusted - it's all the same

A jew and a Chinese walking together on the street
suddenly, the jew slapped the chinese in the face
- "what was that all about?" asked the chinese
- "that's for what you did in Pearl Harbor in WWII" answered the jew
- "but that was the japanese, not us - chinese" said the chinese
- "Chinese, Japanese you are all the same"
that ended the dispute, and few minutes later, out of nowhere, the chinese kicked the jew in the balls
- "what the fuck man?" said the jew
- "that's for sinking Titanic" answered the chinese
- "b-but Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!!" cried out the jew
- "Iceberg, Goldberg - you are all the same" said the chinese

>triggered
no i'm just commenting on the fact that the ones who suck russian/commie peepee are usually fyromites or gayreeks

i don't mind the coin

im bored

but you were triggered by it so why did you start this argument?

I think you've just mixed up rddit and Sup Forums because in here NOBODY bearing the Greek flag is a real communist

Your favorite site Reddιτ has plenty though

cool allegory/joke

that's not me

funny because usually the gayreeks are the cringy redditors and commie lovers so your story fits

baka

>funny because usually the gayreeks are the cringy redditors and commie lovers so your story fits

>calling us cringy redditors

>two days ago your flags had a orgasm day talking in slavic about /r/europe and your other favorite subreddits


ok enough now

don't get me wrong i'm not defending that autistic faggot either, but it's mostly gayreek redditors

I'm neither of those things desu, don't know about others

>i'm an autistic faggot because i have a hobby (just wait till you hear the rest of my hobbies)
>he's based no-homo, a title automatically assigned to him, by his NEET status
excellent point, good sir

Wow I am impressed of the dumbness of the average Sup Forums user. Straight out retarded, ignoring facts and daydreaming the world together how it fits their beliefs. Absolute trash tier.

it's a satire board

>autistic redditors like this guy are posting on /balk/ as we speak
FUCK

good show

youtube.com/watch?v=2u_RttrBZW4

>autistic - checked
>redditor - checked
>faggot - not found
No "faggot" in between? You let yourself down.
You can't look cool on the internets like that m8.

man, fuck bet365. What a scam site

Most of them are kids m8, what did you expect.

what happened? I don't use it but