Who is ready for WWIII?

Who is ready for WWIII?

Will you be volunteering or be a pussy and stay in prison?

I've already been volunteered

Sorry I have diabetes have fun warcucks.

volunteer obviously

only for this flag

>scoliosis
>flat feet

have fun in the war m8s i will take care of all the girls who will feel alone now

Race war when desu

from san diego
the military is for redneck losers from iowa/kentucky
so i am all for seeing them killed

I'll move to south America

I'd go to war if internet in my country wouldn't work.

None, we won't get involved anyway.

Enjoy getting nuked.

NEXT TIME WE WILL KILL YOU ANGLO SAXONS

I will fight on the internet

You have a warzone in your favelas everyday. More people die in your country in murders than Syria which is a literal warzone

I would but I'm a cross-dressing homosexual pacifist with a spot on my lung

No need to worry. The government will volunteer me for immediate service.

Your English is too correct for a gook. GTFO, proxyfag

Nah, i don't live in Rio. I live in the comfy countryside.

Better than dying for some stupid cause. Enjoy your war.

California's gonna plunge into the ocean before WWIII even happens.

I wish I could grab the Finnish Maiden by her hips and throw her across the Atlantic, away from evil Russia.

>volunteering

I'm sorry are you deluded enough to think pussy ass Murica will be fighting with soldiers and not drones from 1000000 miles away?

Can you take me in Brazilbruh when WW3 starts? I want to purchase farmland in the Brazilian countryside and have dozens of mulatto children with my beautiful Brazilian waifu

I'm a pussy.
I'll be in my basement and create bipedal giant robots that carry nuclear warheads to fight.
Just like in my japanese animes!

Discovered a few days ago that to grab citizenship here is pure hell. Now if you declare refugee, they might accept.

What if I knock up some Brazilian qt and marry her?

I am ready for WWIII. Hopefully will be the end of capitalism.
As much as living in a war time would suck, i still would rather live in that kind of scenario and being everyday a struggle for survival than this current situation we have. Having to work a meaningless a job and pretending i'm happy.

Who will fight?

Yeah probably.

a bit uneasy, but still cannot help boasting how sexy I am.

...

>want to die
>dont want to suicide
i will be volunteering as a frontline grunt

im too old to be interested

if i can join some suicide bombing squad i might consider

already volunteered, military service will begin in a couple days.
>sitting all day in a coomunications bunker or mobile comm station
>posting pics from the coming second holocaust
>hearing the shots from the execution commandos
>life will be great

Can I be your shahid friend? We could hold our hands and bomb something.

I'd sit away somewhere far away drink in my hand and laugh my ass off at the misery of other people.

Where were you when Finland BTFO of Russia and Germany in WWII

i have atrocious eyesight
enjoy dying for israel

Hooray for chronic kidney inflammation.
Enjoy dying for me mates.