Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

This thread is for the discussion of the language, culture, travel, daily life, etc. of Japan.
Let's tark at randam in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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画像一瞬おっさんかとおもった

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Anything new in Japan/Japanese politics?

コイした男は私をサケるイカせ下手なの魚女、マグロ女とタコ殴りされ〜涙の潮が吹くわ

Japanese House of Councillors election, 2016 will be held in July 10th 2016.

hello Peru

where are you

オービスにとられたぁ!

通知きたら一発免停?
教えてください!

光ったのか

父乳

スピード違反やめなさいね

やたら飛ばすからですよ
点数の残数による

何キロオーバーだったん?

通知が来たら出頭し金払って受講受ければおkらしい
この通知ってのが、遅くて半年後くらいに来るらしい
まさに生殺し
matome.naver.jp/odai/2142070948411193801

オービスって一発免停になる速度で光るっていわれてるから、、
頻繁に光ったらめんどくさいでしょ。

嫁が破水したんだから仕方ないだろ

...

赤ちゃんは大丈夫だった?

最初に覚える言葉は"メンテー"だな

地元なら位置くらい覚えてるだろうに

Sorry for sucking at japanese

教えるのが好きだから

Does this mean, "I'm gonna tell you I like you and that's why..."

youtube.com/watch?v=5B85NoyjAko

I mean, it might not be the right flag but that's more like "I like teaching"

"Because I like teaching"

Shieet I was way off. Thanks.

オービスにとられる=30キロオーバー

スピード違反と破水はワンセットの話なんだよ。
まあ本当かもしれないけど。

大体白バイに捕まって、でも様子を知ったおまわりさんが、
逆に先導を始めてくれる、というストーリー展開になっている。

Suicide for IN

"I'm gonna tell you I like you and that's why..."
Heh you thought a jpnz qt3.14 confessed to you in moon runes and were already getting all flustered didn't you

スコットランドとロンドンがEUで、
ロンドン以外のイングランドが非EUな。
了解

自動車専用道路か高速道路ならオービスに取られてもオーバー39キロ以下なら3点で済むから、免停はないよ。

Dad about to knock my door down
vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM

事故らずにオービス光らせただけで済んだと思おう。
後は無事に元気な赤ちゃんが生まれますように!

Luis
You need help
YOU ARE NOT WELL

Hi guys, I'm gonna be annoying and ask if any of you can help translate a Mike Love song I listened to for the first time today. It's called 'Sumahama" and there are a few verses in Japanese:

Sumahama
Soko wa koi suru hitotachi ga
Te ni te o totte aruita
Kireino shiroi hama

Itsu itsu, mama, Sumahama ni
Itsu mata iku no
Sugita ai o sagashi ni iku
Umi no kanata, Sumahama

Sumahama
Aki ni ki no haga chiru yo ni
Sabishiku kanashii koi no uta
Sumahama no umi kara

Any translations are much appreciated!

もう何が何だか

Jesus christ just open the door and rethink your life

なるほど、ググってみて勉強になりました。
ありがとう。

>suma
pretty sure it's sunahama

>if you don't open this door, i'm going to gain access to your room via the window by taking the door off its hinges

I'm drunk

ffs this gets intense

If it's real I feel so sorry for you and your family

me too.
What are you drinking now?

産婦人科の駐車場で産んだ友人がいるよ
急いだが、間に合わなかったそうだ

>Your Peruvian dad speaks British English
hmmm...

Beer and chu-hi
I need tsumami

Is overwatch really that good that Lois is now a shut-in NEET? I haven't played it yet.

I need tsumami, too.
I need atarime.

「つまみ」を「津波」を間違えるところだった。
I almost mistook tsumani for tsunami.

>「津波」を
*「津波」と

>atarime
SHIBUI

Cheese-kamaboko is gift from heaven

My English poor.

Sumahama (スマハマ) [Sumahama]
soko wa koi suru hitotachi ga (そこは恋をするひとたちが) [There is people that there is in love]
Te ni te o totte aruita (手に手をとって歩いた) [walked together hand in hand]
Kireina shiroi hama (きれいな白い浜) [The beautiful white beach]

Itsu itsu,mama,Sumahama ni (いつ、いつ、ママ、スマハマに) [when, when, mom, Sumahama]
Itsu mata iku no (いつまた行くの) [When do I go again ]
Sugita ai o sagashi ni iku (過ぎた愛を探しに行く) [I go to look for past love]
Umi no kanata, Sumahama (海の彼方、スマハマ) [distance of the sea, Sumahama]

Sumahama (スマハマ)
aki ni ko no ha ga chiru yo ni (秋に木の葉が散るように) [so that a leaf is scattered in autumn]
Sabishiku,kanashii koi no uta (さびしく悲しい恋の歌) [song of love sad lonelily]
Sumahama no umi kara… (スマハマの海から) [from the sea, Sumahama]

Cheese-kamaboko.....oh...heaven.....God..

>mfw no Japanese replied to this post
This clearly shows that the ability of listening to English of Japanese people in this thread is really SUCK

I don't like beer actually, but my father loves it and his dream is to drink beer with his only son
I think he looks happy tonight

>implying someone want to hear Peru’s voice

すっくりした

Yeah, you are right.
I'm not only weak at speaking English, but also listening to.

おはよう

こんばんは

オナニーですか
あ、オカズは何だったか言わなくていいです

had you ever thought about killing yourself?

オナニーはまだだよ
おかずは探し中

すっくり?
すっきり?びっくり?ゆっくり?

That's peru's. I feel lazy to click it.

すっきりのミス
すまん

yes ofc
and you?

...

寝るけど最後に一言だけ

歴史は一次史料を基にやるもんだよ

I remember my parents and I went through pretty much like this. (´・ω・`)

ヤメロ
夢に出てきたらどうすんだ

I can understand only "Luis" was not good, desu.

ということは小説ではないね
納得
お休み

結構です
元彼氏を思い出すときは気持ち悪くてオルガズムが台無しになっちゃう

>kombucha
>it's not made from kombu

Your mum wants you alive for sure.
Your dad doesn't want you to live like you do now.

オカズが見つかっても言わなくていいぞ
フリじゃないぞ

>mugicha
>is not tea

興味なさ過ぎるお前はつまらないよ

sleep well, user

It's probably time for you to accept the fact that you won't be able to become a person you want to be... but you can still be a better person and your family will be proud of it.

このスレホモネタ多すぎるよ
純粋な僕には耐えられませんよ

Were you a hikikomori? Are you better now, rui-san?

いつも足りないように思うのに

japan

Are you interested in talking with Japanese nice guy on Skype?

これ以上増やす気か
ここだけSup Forumsの中の/lgbt/の飛び地になってしまうよ

Will this nice guy show his chinpo?

いえいえ。
とっくり、そっくり、さっくり、しっくり
「っくり」って探せば色々あるね。ごめん酔ってる。

もちろん一次史料とは二日市療養所の診療記録のことだ
おやすみ

I'm a pen

>一言だけ
自分の約束したこと守れよ

I had major mental issues twice in my life.
The first one was when I was studying for the entrance job. And the second was when I got ill from work. I spent a lot of time in my bedroom and it caused lots of trouble to my parents.

*entrance exam

Talking is equivalent to showing their chipo in US?

まあ少しづつ話を進めていけばよい。
日本の赤十字関係の業界は確か元731の関係か何かだ。
医療業界ってのは軍事とわりと密接で、
米軍の不用品下ろし先として日本の医療業界がある。
だからそもそも単なる危険施設として扱われてはいないはずだ。
でも民間のイメージってのは極端だから。

Do you feel better now?
I hope so

this, I suggest that we should post more yuri.

Well you said skype so I figured you would be showing something