Want to masturbate

>want to masturbate
>mommy's home

lmao just fuck your mom

lock your room ... are u that poor?

i fuck my mom on daily basis

>not knowing how to stealth fap

will Americans ever not be the laughing stock of Sup Forums?

fucking turks.

has Sup Forums officially turned into /r9k/?

>turned into

It's /r9k/ with flag memes

>tfw my parents dont allow me to have a pc in my room and instead its in the living room and im surrounded by people all day

prob for the best else id do nothing but wank

RARE

...

>not having a wank regardless

Ive been doing it for years and have never been caught once.

Americans need lube, socks and all sorts of aids to masturbate their mutilated knobs

*screenshots this post*

*prints it out*

*glues it into my scrapbook of rare Sup Forums flags

Blame the dumb frogposters.

>be teen
>jerk off in the toilet for an hour
>think that you're clever and no one knows what you're doing in there

Why are you still home? I'd move out under those conditions.

Just suck her dick, dude.

>my parents dont allow me
That's the saddest sentance I've read on Sup Forums in a while. How old are you?

i've never been caught and i beat off with the door to my room open all the time.
Just remove one of your headphones from the ear facing the door

need jobs n shit for that kinda thing

26

>be teen
>clean my dick with the curtains every time
>my mom asks why the curtains are so dirty while both she and my brother snigger
>say you don't know and think they are none the wiser

WHY WAS I SO RETARDED I just hope they never bring it up

Rarest flag I have ever seen f a m

>26
>my parents dont allow me
Oh God, man, I'll pray for you. Best of luck in getting your shit together and finding a job.

They're holding it in reserve so they can bring it up in the event you ever manage to bring a girl home.

>ever manage to bring a girl home
h-haha yeah...

>user wins the one in a billion lottery of life
>God had mercy on him and sent him a gf confused/blind enough to feel attracted to him
>elated, he takes her hom
>over dinner, madre decides this is the moment to ask him about the cum curtains
>his one chance in life, ruined

>want to masturbate
>mommy's home
>masturbate anyway

fuck off

not everybody is a loser at life

do you cum into your undies?

most ppl here are

>Masturbating is correlated to being a loser

I want this meme to end

wena cristian