>want to masturbate
>mommy's home
Want to masturbate
lmao just fuck your mom
lock your room ... are u that poor?
i fuck my mom on daily basis
>not knowing how to stealth fap
will Americans ever not be the laughing stock of Sup Forums?
fucking turks.
has Sup Forums officially turned into /r9k/?
>turned into
It's /r9k/ with flag memes
>tfw my parents dont allow me to have a pc in my room and instead its in the living room and im surrounded by people all day
prob for the best else id do nothing but wank
RARE
...
>not having a wank regardless
Ive been doing it for years and have never been caught once.
Americans need lube, socks and all sorts of aids to masturbate their mutilated knobs
*screenshots this post*
*prints it out*
*glues it into my scrapbook of rare Sup Forums flags
Blame the dumb frogposters.
>be teen
>jerk off in the toilet for an hour
>think that you're clever and no one knows what you're doing in there
Why are you still home? I'd move out under those conditions.
Just suck her dick, dude.
>my parents dont allow me
That's the saddest sentance I've read on Sup Forums in a while. How old are you?
i've never been caught and i beat off with the door to my room open all the time.
Just remove one of your headphones from the ear facing the door
need jobs n shit for that kinda thing
26
>be teen
>clean my dick with the curtains every time
>my mom asks why the curtains are so dirty while both she and my brother snigger
>say you don't know and think they are none the wiser
WHY WAS I SO RETARDED I just hope they never bring it up
Rarest flag I have ever seen f a m
>26
>my parents dont allow me
Oh God, man, I'll pray for you. Best of luck in getting your shit together and finding a job.
They're holding it in reserve so they can bring it up in the event you ever manage to bring a girl home.
>ever manage to bring a girl home
h-haha yeah...
>user wins the one in a billion lottery of life
>God had mercy on him and sent him a gf confused/blind enough to feel attracted to him
>elated, he takes her hom
>over dinner, madre decides this is the moment to ask him about the cum curtains
>his one chance in life, ruined
>want to masturbate
>mommy's home
>masturbate anyway
fuck off
not everybody is a loser at life
do you cum into your undies?
most ppl here are
>Masturbating is correlated to being a loser
I want this meme to end
wena cristian