What new tech will there be in 2020?

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I plan to release my new line of humans, the 2.0 model. It's a genetic software update that increases physical, mental, and longevity stats by at least 100x. All obsolete models will be slated for decomposition.

electric guillotines

The iPhone 8.

machine learning driven meme generators

Fighter mounted laser weaponry.

Fingers crossed.

There will homeless processing centers, and the government will tell you if you're homeless or not

automated pussy grabbers

more advanced botnets

What memes will it generate?

Windows 11

Commercial flexible screens
possible dumbphone resurgence
Samsung trying even harder to be new apple
constant stories about self driving car accidents, maybe high profile
soda stream will do for soda what 3d printers did for assault rifles
Cars that sync automatically with your phone; more standardisation with how devices

Can't you just mount lasers on a satellite and launch it to the furthest orbit?

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>constant stories about self driving car accidents, maybe high profile
Just like how there are constant stories about human driven car accidents now?

Shitpost bot 6000?

That fucking picture made me laugh.
>My soup almost came out my nose

I've been here too long

Phone Drones

More invasive botnets
I can't wait until Microsoft introduce something similar to google home that will literally call the for you when it sees something bad.

that's not what happened though
someone said "did you call the sheriffs?" and google's botnet interpreted it as a command to call the sheriffs, it didn't autonomously decide to call the cops

>possible dumbphone resurgence
Why would this happen?

You've been here 1 week.
Get out. Laughing at frog pictures, what are you, 12?

>Summerfag
>Jewlie, 10
>1 week
Yeah sure faggot

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No, laser beams spread out exponentially. They're not a perfectly straight flux of photons.

C20 hopefully

I hare frog pictures, but I never thought I would see one of a frog sniffing a pair of knickers.
I've been here a decade. Its definitely too long.

shill detectors

I hate*

Fuck it, I am going back to bed

Shitty normalfag memes, probably.

Quantum computers are going to be more common
AIs are going to be more intelligent that we may be able to rely on them
Self programming AIs
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16GB GPUs, 64GB ram, 5.00Ghz 6 cores 2tb ssds are mid range
More fat people