Cortana is so fucking good. Unlike the google now...

Cortana is so fucking good. Unlike the google now, i actually use it all the time since i do have a good mic on my table, which is on all the time and no battery to worry about.
But why the fuck is microsoft gimping it by locking it down to their shitty software? like you can only do searches with cortana in shitty internet explorer and play music via retarded groove app.
Their excuse is that they are best compatible with cortana but that is bullshit, executing an mp3 in the default player takes no special compatibility.
Their hope was that this will force people to use shitty MS apps, but instead they just don't use Cortana, which sucks because fuck it's so good and she is a top tier waifu too.
Why do corporations have to ruin everything? ;_;
>FOSStards don't have the manpower to create great things
>Corps create great things but then ruin them because MUH PROFITS
what a time to be alive

So obvious now that pajeets are rampant on this board now.

pajeets gotta eat, that street isnt going to shit itself

>FOSStards don't have the manpower to create great things
Someone really needs to step up and donate people cant do all the shit for free.

This. I emulate windows 10 in my gentoo buipd just to talk to cortana.

although i kinda hate the botnet bitch on windows 10, ironically i think shes a qt 3.14 and i even got OP's pic as my wallpaper on Win 8

i haven't used cortana one single time. classic shell renders it pointless.

Cortana is hot garbage. I work at MS, it's shit. They split functionality between Cortana and the Bing app (instead of making it one app) and the UI is shit that wasts too much screen space. Fuck off pajeet, I'm still fixing the bugs you pushed to prouction

>Unlike the Google now
>The Google now


Fuck off Pajeet, your English is as bad as your code

what was the reasoning behind cortana? was it really something as simple and petty as bill getting jelly of siri?

Cortana came from Ballmer. It's an attempt to get people to use Windows Phone and Bing. Now they gave up on Windows phone, so they put Cortana on W10 and Xbox. Cortana exists to get Bing market share, since we count Cortana queries (powered by Bing) as individual searches.

It's all to pad our numbers so we can brag we have 30% market share in search.

This is why Bing sucks by the way. All the execs pad their numbers so they're unaware how Bing actually does.

Cortana is my AIfu but i dislike her app on w10.
DISACTIVATED

i wish you guys would focus more on windows and less trying to compete with third party programs. cortana should have been a stand-alone program, not a hard-coded feature.

This sounds like microsoft. Force some integration in there to get numbers for marketshare instead of just making the product good so people will use it.

I swear these pajeets will never get it. Like redesigning their interface every 3 years instead of just making one good interface.

Does no one realize this shit can't last? You can't just keep doing this and expect people won't eventually realize the competition is better.

can we have a Cortana appreciation thread?
pic is a real 5k render of cortana from Halo 4. looking at the quality of the textures seems like they already planned a 5k re-release of Halo 4. does anyone have a similar, official super-res render of her?

She looked better in Halo1
Cortana is another reason I cant stand running Win10 atm. Us paranoiacs are out there and and listening to us through our devices all the time: not helping.
Also why does my hardware not run on Win10 but shitty Cortana is there. Fix my fucking drivers first you Microscum. I swear to God this creators update better fix my fucking DRIVER_POWER_STATE_FAILURE or I will start a business installing Linux on old Win desktops so normies can get a few more years good use out of machines infected by Windows spyware. The beautiful thing is that WIN OS shits up PCs so bad that any old pc will have performance increase under a new OS. Why all the processes Microshaft? When are you gonna stop ragging my disk? Interested parties need to know.

>All the execs pad their numbers so they're unaware how Bing actually does.
For porn. Bing is for porn.

>She looked better in Halo1
t.pedophile

Jizz on Cortana!

How the fuck is she a child? Just cos she has little titties and narrow hips. She was much less annoying. In your pic she looks like she is on anti depressants.

reminder: cortana released the flood on master chief

she cant be trusted