/csg/ Chink Shit General

In /csg/, we discuss the cheap shit you see on Gearbest, Taobao, AliExpress, Banggood, eBay and similar sites.

>IRC channel
qchat.rizon.net/?channels=/csg/
#/csg/ on rizon

>Discord link
discord.gg/bUJ3VGM

>Chink Shit Randomiser
chinkshit.xyz/random/

>Chink Shit Wiki
wiki.installgentoo.com/index.php/Chink_shit_general

>Chink Shit Infographic
chinkshit.xyz/infographic.pdf

>News
• For those that missed it while it was live, Episode 4 of the /csg/ Podcast is now available
youtube.com/watch?v=T3WjY2soJ04
• user reviews the SoundMagic ES20s • user bought a cheap strap for his Casio F91W • user further tests the fake flash drive he bought off Wish • user isn't impressed by the KZ ZS5 • Halefall shows another sketch of fem Mitu >Old News
• user bought a fake Gongtian and disputes it
• user's Herbstick Eco started spewing dangerous fumes, takes it apart to figure out what's wrong with it
• Don't buy flash drives off Wish, they're guaranteed to be fake capacity ones
• Gaming desks are now a thing too
• user bought the Tartarus keypad, doesn't recommend it
• user finds a pornhub shirt
• user couldn't be happier with the UGEE drawing tablet+screen
• NZanon bought a 300mbps wifi card, but only runs at 150mbps. Disputes and gets it for free. user also bought a mech keyboard but it was delivered to the wrong city Previous thread

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aliexpress.com/item/DEKO-170W-Variable-Speed-Rotary-Tool-Electric-Mini-Drill-with-52-Pcs-Accessories-Set/32796906712.html?spm=a2g01.8286187.3.53.3OSoc1&traffic_analysisId=venue_5063232_null_null_null&scm=1007.14594.83532.0&pvid=7f135c91-982d-4543-bf66-3700527ac147
gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_5a_retail_box_and_specs_appear-news-26097.php
hobbyking.com/en_us/160w-dremel-style-rotary-hand-tool-w-33pc-set-230v.html?___store=en_us)
banggood.com/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Global-Edition-5_5-inch-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-Snapdragon-625-Octa-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1129991.html
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twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Be a patriot and buy American goods.

WTF regularOP, the previous thread got archived hours ago

MJX Bugs 6 Quadcopter RTF with Camera
Price: $134.48
Coupon code: RC18OFF
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_649466.html

Enkeeo Camping Lantern with Mosquito Killer
Price: $13.99
Coupon code: ENKECL
gearbest.com/outdoor-lanterns/pp_663263.html

Xiaomi Mi Pad 3 4/64GB Gold
Price: $204
Coupon code: PAD3GBH
gearbest.com/tablet-pcs/pp_621635.html

Oukitel U22 2/16GB Black
Price: $66.99
Coupon code: U223G
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_649865.html

MA8-4K 1/8GB TV Box
Price: $18.99
Coupon code: GBMA87
gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_657437.html

Xiaomi Ultra-thin 10000mAh Power Bank 2
Price: $13.99
Coupon code: P2410KBANK04
gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_492337.html

Xiaomi Power Bank 2 20000 mAh
Price: $22.99
Coupon code: P2420KBANK04
gearbest.com/power-banks/pp_600939.html

FuriBee F36 RC Quadcopter
Price: $10.99
Coupon code: P24FURIBEE06
gearbest.com/rc-quadcopters/pp_571962.html

Xiaomi Yeelight RGBW E27 Smart LED Bulb
Price: $13.99
Coupon code: P24BULB06
gearbest.com/smart-lighting/pp_361555.html

OnePlus 5 6/64gb
Price: $444.99
Coupon: PlusGH4G (30 available at 11.00 UTC)
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_656559.html

Xiaomi Mi 6 6/64gb
Price: $371.99
Coupon: GKMi4G (30 available at 11.00 UTC)
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_609495.html

Xiaomi Mi6 6/128gb
Price: $469.99
Coupon: MiGY4G (50 available at 11.00 UTC)
gearbest.com/cell-phones/pp_624972.html

JETBeam E10R Flashlight
Price: $14.99
Coupon code: E10RGB
gearbest.com/led-flashlights/pp_618210.html?wid=21

Bump limit hit while I was sleep, wasn't around to make the thread in time.

>bought item on aliexpress
>item got cancelled because the seller didn't ship in time
>she messaged me
>"we already sent to delivery can you send order again"

should I chink the chink?

Ok bois, how can I connect those two motherfucker (xDuoo x3 and old cinema home system from samsung) with chink magic?

OF COURSH.

Jesus fuck user, how old are you?

Got some chink $1,5 darts. Basic darts nothing much 2 of them were pit dull but little bit of sharpening they are fine.

11 days in shipments so this was fastest parcel i have ever gotten and i was going to leave feedback but store has disappeared. Wonder what happened, it even had 96% positive feedback

ZUK Z2 Pro 6gb/128gb version is on sale for $245 / 218€ with the coupon 7zukz2pro

banggood.com/Lenovo-ZUK-Z2-Pro-5_2-inch-6GB-RAM-128GB-ROM-Snapdragon-820-2_15GHz-Quad-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1050713.html

How can the price dorm so much holy shit. What did the pajets do to that phone.

gibe a good dart board.

damn, if I didn't already have the nonpro version I'd be buying this. also the main kernel and device tree maintainer for z2 started developing for z2 pro, so it should be getting more custom ROMs.

Redmi Note 5x with not underpowered SD660 will be released by August and will be discounted by Aliexpress November 11 sale. Will it be below $150?

good tech to buy for 30 euros? off ali

raped it?

No

>no free worldwide shipping
nah

aliexpress.com/item/DEKO-170W-Variable-Speed-Rotary-Tool-Electric-Mini-Drill-with-52-Pcs-Accessories-Set/32796906712.html?spm=a2g01.8286187.3.53.3OSoc1&traffic_analysisId=venue_5063232_null_null_null&scm=1007.14594.83532.0&pvid=7f135c91-982d-4543-bf66-3700527ac147

will it blow up?

>chinkshit rotating at 35000 RPM
I don't see what could go wrong. Knock yourself out user.

great gift for the inlaws then

Can I get good trail camera for 200$?

link to the 3310 chinkphone from comfys podcast?

Search for VKWorld Z3310

thanks

I wouldn't, this only promotes more hate when ideally we just want cheap shit and they want to make money. We should be friends but it's sad that they sometimes lack having basic humanity in them. So I totally understand why most people here would want to get their petty revenge but if you do chink them then you'll look more retarded if you happen to complain in the future because they chinked you somewhere else.

yeah chinkfirendship forever

>you'll look more retarded if you happen to complain in the future because they chinked you somewhere else.

Look retarded? to whom?

To your own conscience if you have it. Otherwise you're the same subhuman as the chinks who don't care

god,
your ancestors

I cracked the screen on my Xiaomi Mi5. Are there any better alternatives to it for the price or should I just buy a new one?

>god,

doesnt exist

>your ancestors

im not telling them about it

>To your own conscience if you have it.

lol

see

Just fix the screen

bad karma then, lewds of your waifu leaked

They're getting rid of their stock, they're no longer made or supported by Zuk.

Buy locally, bristle or "hair" boards are heavy and often cheaper at your local store. Same goes for those cheap rolled paper boards

>reddit spacing
>missing obvious joke
I want you to leave.

>reddit.com/r/csg
oh wait

anyone here have the Bookworm 675? how is it?

How hard is it to actually replace it by yourself and is it actually worth it? Are there any official spare parts for it and where do i find them?

What was that site where chinks doxed customers they hate?

I disputed a somewhat expensive item ($50-ish) because it never arrived and I want to know if the chinks are actually retarded enough to dox someone over that.

Just had a lobster sashimi the other day (not my pic)

I have an old (1995) cherry keyboard with shitty electronic switches, is there a way that i can put mechanical switches in it?

Do I pay for shipping once if I buy multiple items from the same store on taobao? Or do I have to pay for each item?

27 but I have asperger syndrome

Have VR glasses gotten the chink knockoff treatment yet?

gsmarena.com/xiaomi_redmi_note_5a_retail_box_and_specs_appear-news-26097.php

cheap dual camera soon.

If It's the same OEM as the dremel-style tool from hobbyking (hobbyking.com/en_us/160w-dremel-style-rotary-hand-tool-w-33pc-set-230v.html?___store=en_us) then you shouldn't have any issues.

That said, I have only used it for drilling holes and using cutting wheels for metal rods. I have never had it above half power. Would I use it at the full 35,000 RPM? Probably not, but for lower RPM jobs it works fucking wonders for the price.

thanks

Anyone can comment on the quality of the womens clothing from gearbest?

>buying clothing unseen from china

not a good idea

Does csg know any stores that sell quality silicone toys and not some shitty TPE variant?

The 4 usb cables I ordered arrived today.
I no longer have any pending delivery.
The Feels.

>ordered
wish me luck

>order arrives during dispute period
>tfw feel bad for lashing out at hardworking chinks

Seriously. What is the point of dual cameras?

/p/ here.
dual focal length.
24mm and 50mm equivalent.
muh zoom or rather muh dual primes.

Black Redmi Note 4 Global 3/32 on sale for $137 / 121€ with the coupon 7BGESN4G32

banggood.com/Xiaomi-Redmi-Note-4-Global-Edition-5_5-inch-3GB-RAM-32GB-ROM-Snapdragon-625-Octa-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1129991.html

My chink mousepad came today, bought it from 'Fastest Electronics Store'. It smells like it's made of rubber and fish, it smells fucking awful.

What are the chances it's made of something unsafe/toxic? W-what if it was made with gutteroil? What if I get so drunk I accidentally eat a corner off my gutteroil mousepad?

i was at gamescom once, i played some shitty chink mobile game and got a free mousepad. SAME FUCKING SMELL. I just threw it out bc it was free

>babys fist chink shit

Just leave it out in fresh air for a while and it'll be gone.

a-am I going to due to inhaling chink fumes?

Just ordered that dremel i found
>on youtube
> Why NOT To Buy an Ebay/China Dremel
ohfuck

Simply cancel your order?

isnt that what china smells like?

its all fine the retard in the video just had ordered one with the wrong plug

whats so bad about it

some shill paid by dremel probably

>The Redmi Note 5A is said to have a 5.5" 1080p screen, a Snapdragon 625 chipset, 4GB of RAM and 64GB of storage.
Is this a joke?
ANOTHER phone with underpowered SD625? can they just rename their stupid company to "YAPWSD625"?

>inventor719
>Scared by evil euro plug
Jesus, he really needs to cut back on the burgers.

>Buy ZUKK instead!
>Posted from my Samsung Galaxy S8

100 cool stickers
4usd
:^)

what are you crying about?
there are phones still with 28nm 20Gflops gpu on sale.

630 actually
>tfw Xiaomeme will never have midrange 1440p phones
>mobile VR for me never

>W-what if it was made with gutteroil

See it as a product made from recycled material

>What if I get so drunk I accidentally eat a corner off my gutteroil mousepad
Then I suggest you check into rehab

recycled dinosaurs

Kingdian 120gb msata ssd.
Ill be fine... right?

Wish actually isn't as bad as people said they are, thankfully

>be me
>NZfag
>want to buy a Nexus 5 at launch
>Google doesn't want my money
>Rejects it
>Google around to trick the play store
>Suggests changing debit card address
>Do that to aunt & uncle's address in US
>Nearly works, final check fails
>Call Google support on Skype
>Tell them what happened
>They tell me that I can't buy from overseas

I tried to buy American and they didn't want my money. Your economy is your own retarded fault.

link?

:^)

>order placed june 30th
>support cleared refund july 10th
that's a chink speedrun if I ever saw one

i ordered like 6 things on friday
still being verified

m.ebay.ca/itm/100pcs-DIY-Stickers-Car-Auto-Luggage-Doodle-DIY-Motor-Bike-Vinyl-Bomb-Graffiti-/222525794537?hash=item33cf9228e9:g:JDAAAOSwq1JZED-g&_trkparms=pageci%3Ac84a2cee-6576-11e7-a95c-74dbd180c159%7Cparentrq%3A2cc4520315d0aa14c8439280ffec0b7c%7Ciid%3A3

Actually 3usd.
4cad

youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04

holy shit.
i thought they were just used oil, but it's literally sewage.
are chinks even human bean?

Well, let me know if you need more help.

That's what you get for using goyueberweisung.

what is that cable called

yeah
how long will it take?

3.5mm to RCA worked for me.
Random example off ali:
aliexpress.com/item/3-5-mm-Stereo-Plug-to-2-RCA/32647846517.html

I have no idea. My CC purchases are usually verified within 3 to 4 hours.

ty
just didnt know what the red and white cable was called :D, I call the ps3 standard output ''3 color cable''

fugggg

>Isn't as bad

They'll keep selling those shitty flash drives regardless, they get their profit from charging for shipping when really its free.

>NZfag
no loss, you couldn't be an american patriot anyway

That's female rca tho, which is the same plug as on the amp, so all you get is some sweaty scissoring and no sound.

>That ending
"In our current society, everyone tries to swindle everyone else, there's nothing we can do about it"

Literally describing how they chink each other.