""""""kode"""""" with karlie

""""""kode"""""" with karlie

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>watching linus tech tips
>AND getting ads

Why are they no longer BFFs?

>complaining about karlie on Sup Forums so much you start to get ads for her in your youtube videos

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most of Sup Forums would still be a manlet compared to her

oh, this thread again

when will they learn?

karlie's gotta false flag her shit to get attention and then cry "wolf"

Like a dystopian future
>freakishly tall genetically engineered women
>bobo lifestyle aka "free" bikes controlled by a large multinational bank
>while what appears to be a homeless man gazes on in the background

I would fuck her (if you know what I mean).

>tfw no tall gf

I have little beef with the "women who code" thing but it makes me 'tismo-rage like nothing else to see this woman fake her way into this movement while clearly knowing next to nothing about coding, all in a thinly veiled attempt to widen her brand.

>bobo lifestyle
>look it up
lel

klossy is my techfu

>while clearly knowing next to nothing about coding

She should find herself right at home in the Ruby community then.

She should date me

Good thing she prefers women.

>wanting to date WNBA players

>not just linus tech tips, but 64 bit vs 32 bit

Im not sure what you mean but do you want to sausagize her beef taco?

Why do pajeets feel so threatened by white women? She probably produces better kode than 99% of you bitter virgins.

Wix is a "codeless" method of creating a website. It's basically choose your team and then drag + drop content.

what? i am saying i think i would "fuck" her.

Who's this fluid druid?

>mobileposting
>png
>853*480
>ads

>fails to use uBlock Origin
>fails to use such a basic security measure
Get ransomwared, cunt.

>tfw no model of that's at the very least interested in your hobbies while also not being a womanlet

>being this retarded to think its from a phone instead of a screenshot of just the video

used computers for over 20 years, haven't gotten a single virus/piece of malware yet. adblockers aren't the best defence against these anyways. thats just a sideeffect for malicious code injected in ads. the best method is common sense.

>Only having internet for a week

Tay Tay has commitment issues.

>tfw karlie will never be your tall gf who laughs at and belittles you for being a manlet

Chode with Charlie

Her website looks like it's going to have scrolljacking. How did that bullshit become so popular?

she doesn't kode

How stupid must you be to actually get viruses/malware?

i refuse to believe someone has not gotten a virus 20 years ago on windows 95 or 98 when practically everything on the internet was a virus

>implying that everyone was using Wangblows

I'd be fine with it if it was an all inclusive camp and taught something other than ruby. C maybe?

>user actually claims that they have never lost their place in a file tree before

Cool story, bro.

karli kan't fizzbuzz

That sounds delicious.

I worked through lunch so that I could leave early.

>what is pwd?

a non helpful shell command if you forgot where you left off in your ./code directory

Looks like she's starting to put on weight

>playing life this safe

bretty mealy tbqhfamalamadingdong

I'll leave this here.

How do I become as smart as karlie?

It is another one of those threads.
Karli pls go, no one is falling for your Koding with Karlie Kloss ads aka KKK.

how tall is she exactly

Well this is actually a pretty good introduction if you've never programmed.
Y'all can be smug about it but there was a point when you yourself also didn't know how to kode.

Use searx.me

>DOB 1992
She is younger than me.
Fuck me I feel old and I was only born in 1991.

That's about 5'11" for Americans.

>How do I become as smart as karlie?

You can usually lose IQ points through substance abuse

there is literally nothing wrong with teaching kids this way

Short for guys. six foot is average

181 cm isn't that tall compared to male height.

Newfags who don't program detected.

Top tip: the instructions provided don't create the rectangle described

The average male height is 178 cm (5'10") so she is just slightly taller than the average male

this is why i'm signing up for Kode With Klossy™

Most girls like looking up at their man. So add head height into it. Six foot is still short for her if she prefers taller.

>7 inches shorter than me
dropped

Do you even get any pussy with those standards?

>rectangle
>repeat 1 corner 2 times
thinking_emoji_meme.svg

there aren't that many qt 2m+ grills ;_;

lel lanklets never learn

>try to teach people like they were preschoolers
>fuck up so bad even people with zero knowledge of programming can see it's wrong
>no one of the people working together with you spots the error so everyone can see it and laugh at you

Explain to me how she's in business again?
I mean, this isn't neckbeards picking apart a facebook post, this is actually her trying to teach someone to program and fucking up in a blatantly obvious manner, yet people still insist on giving her their money.

>Explain to me how she's in business again?
It might be for taxes. It's non profit.

I would fork her (repositories) (if you know what I mean)

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chad thundercock in the making

I would of stuck my head up her skirt.

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TOO TALL

I came across this:

theguardian.com/theobserver/2000/may/28/focus.news1

> So proclaims David Brooks, the American journalist and self-avowed 'Bobo', who coined the phrase to describe the new cultural and corporate hegemony of his cosmopolitan, computer-savvy contemporaries, many of whom will no doubt recognise themselves in Bobos In Paradise: The New Upper Class and How They Got There.

> David Brooks

No wonder this didn't become a thing. No one actually listens to anything David Brooks says and takes it seriously. Also:

> Saturday 27 May 2000 21.03 EDT

Hah.

for hating this bitch so much you sure do give her a lot of free advertising

you cuck

Actually looks kinda cute in a """casual""" environment.

Then there's this "45 y/o one hit wonder actor straight off benzo rehab" look. Who the fuck is the target audience?

code is a obviously a directory

I'm more surprised she's changed her shell to zsh when she's still making newbie mistakes like forgetting the space

must've read some Sup Forums ricer tutorial

underrated

>A fit model looks good

Wow

>Ahaha ebin secret joke us coders amirite us coders

Kill yourself.

actually pretty smart if thats true

How can white men even compete?

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>darky is still dark even though inverted colors.

That's not how you make a rectangle, anonomoose

She actually gets it right at the end of the video while also using a variable on top of that. So hopefully dumb kids don't stop at the first part.

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Use pushd and popd

no space cd.. is valid batch, yes you should be even more disgusted now

Karlie is 6.2 ft or 1.89 m. She is taller than my 6 ft manlet height. : .^(]

Dominating your woman is last century. You are now in the insect kingdom.

Until Ahmed comes around, then they're all too pliable.

Because he's half white.

6' is short, women like it when their head fits under your chin. 6'2 is the shortest acceptable height, 6'4 is ideal.

Stop fucking leaking out /fit/.
t. 5'10 KoM, still bag poontang in the club every week.