CULTURE PALs /cp/

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Dubs.

7th for fuck Paul

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ok I'm going to do it
I'm going to make an account with a real face picture and everything

what is the goddamn hold up with our emails?

>I got a message from a qt

it's the Indonesians and Turks who like me most for some reason

So, anyone got any tips? Best talking to qt strategies? things to put in profile? opening lines, convo topics?

is this a reference to a porno?
me too. best of luck user

>these shitty tumblr gif profiles

just bee urself. don't sperg out. aim high but realistic. put things like interests in travel, music, language in profile. have something you can show off to Demonstrate your Value to them- like show them a video of playing a song if you're a musician, but do not do this unsolicited. go watch Always sunny in philadelphia and emulate Dennis.

>implying you will get activation mail

Should I use my real first name?

post korean nudes

oh goddamn it

>Having an exciting talking about guitar, music and shieeett with qt
>Suddenly she replies with a simple "Cool."

FAST GUYS
WHAT DO I DO NOW
SEEMS THE TALKING IS DYING

post link

exclaim how today, as you went out and about doing whatever huezilians do for fun, you dropped your wallet and lost your monster condoms for your magnum dong. put emphasis and send picture of condom if message not clear.

Okay, first don't make your profile too long, that never works.

Just put enough so that people know who they are talking to (likes, hobbies, what you do for a living, plans for the future, things you want to do on Interpals aka '''learning languages'''' and '''''learning more about other cultures''''''), but not too much that you end up telling the story of your life.
And end with a joke and the pics of some cute animals.

That's it, try to smile in your pic if possible, or cover half your face with a scarf and show your bight, light green/blue eyes, that make you look mysterious.

That's it. And when you talk to qts use a lot of stereotypes and stuff you only read on Sup Forums, it always works trust me.
For example ''are you german? I adooooore refugees, they are the best and cultural enrichment is the future of a better europe, I bet many syrians have been trying to flirt with you, I wonder what pick up lines in arabic have you heard the most''

That's it, try it.

thanks for the advice user

>For example ''are you german? I adooooore refugees, they are the best and cultural enrichment is the future of a better europe, I bet many syrians have been trying to flirt with you, I wonder what pick up lines in arabic have you heard the most''

this made me cringe tho, do people really go for shit like this?

>if I visited you page leave me a message sometimes i am too shy to take initiative

dont like when qts do this 2bh

:-)

why do you even bother when korean guys run that site

Yep, you'd be surprised how well it works.

hmmm. got any ideas of what to message indonesians and turks? they are the only ones who want to talk to me apparently. german grill I messaged visited my profile and ignored me :-/

Does anyone uses the pastas?

Still waiting for that Dutch dude to post the video.

Do you have the pics from the Polish girl that he posted?
If you want, I have them.

Is this website useful for practicing language with qts or will I just get a bunch of dudes?

Well, just read something about Indonesia on the internet.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_cuisine

Hey, are you a good cook? Because I'd really love to try your homemade aayam goreng when I visit next year, what do you think?

And to Turks:
Do you like Türk kahvesi? Because I really need someone to show me some good coffee places when I visit Istanbul at the end of the year, and you look pretty fun to hang out with :)

Literal autism

Hi, I've noticed you're very cute and your country is leaving the European Union. I am a single man with a comfortable EU citizenship but no one to share it with. I have a large Schengen Area where I can go without a visa but no one to go with.
If you're upset your Kingdom will not remain United and don't want to loose your EU rights, come and start a new life with me, all these things I have can be yours too.
What do you say?

--
I assure you my dear girl that the MI5 is not listening. You can freely admit that the UK is collapsing all around you. Once you arrive in the European Union, you will realise that you would have been, in fact, poor for the rest of your life relative to the state of near-godhood we enjoy here in the Schengen Area.
Please do consider my offer as it is once in a lifetime and I hate to see such a beautiful angel as you waste away in that dreadful place known as the UK.
Best, user.

It was not my intention to sound anti-UK,

I'm sure you, having never experienced better, will consider the UK the pinnacle of human achievement.

Trust me, when you reach the shores of the European Union on the comfy Eurostar I shall arrange for your travel across the Channel, you will immediately notice the difference. The air feels richer, the birdsong is clearer and more melodious, and the people are tall and healthy and prosperous. Even a Brit like yourself will rise above the stunted masses of the UK with our special EU rights and privileges: you will be both physically and mentally aggrandized.

I promise you: this is a once-in-a-lifetime offer. Take a look at the rampant insecurity of the Brexit, the low sterling, the lack of unity, the injustice, the seclusion. Now think of my offer. Doesn't it just sound less stressful?

Best Wishes, user.

yeah honestly I've experienced this too
not in interpals but I was talking to a greek girl and I didn't know what the fuck to say so I just started talking about history and politics and how much turkey has sucked for its entire existence, and she was super in to the conversation and we were talking about agean sea military acces, the new prospective istanbul canal, the treaty of severes, byzantium, kosovo, turkey in the eu, etc. it was really fun just bashing turkey idk I don't even think I feel very anti turkey in reality though

alright so what the hell is the deal with the profile thumbnails?
nobody's gonna click my profile if there's no thumbnail. I mean, the image is uploaded and in the album "profile pictures" but somehow the thumbnail is the default clipart still.

Also still waiting on the conformation email.

Its pretty useful for language exchange with QT's if you aren't a autist.

If you don't believe me, I have a little bit under 50 messages of qt's from various countries that I haven't replied to yet. If you don't believe that I can screenshot my PC if you like. I haven't gotten around to messaging many people since I'm busy but it kinda sucks since some people are really interesting but I do not have the time to speak to them :(

Yeah, here another example, I just sent this.

You just need some creativity and try not to sound cheesy or rude, that's all.

I think you gotta manually set it.
Personally, I think pastas are stupid but that is just my opinion.

Have you used them?

Just wait 1 or 2 days.

Post 'em m8!

imgur.com/a/RjHSs
Here you have it.

I think pastas are rude.
It's better to find something in common and go from this point to related topics that she seems to be interested in, or to share your interests.

I need some username inspiration

luvs2wank

SHIIIEEET.

Yeah sometimes for the lulz.

I've adapted the poorfag pasta to send to Venezuelans and I've got some quite funny reactions to it lmao

Turks are mad and not worth the hassle.
Anyone remember this saga?

t.albertobarbosa

Golddigger

Also, not all pastas are rude. Check the "most beautiful pasta" on the pastebin.

I have been on this general for a year but I have no idea about it.

Post the reactions and the pasta please

i was going to go with a book charcter as I sometimes to but it's a russian name and seeing as this is interpals that would just be weird
idk

Lmao yes I remember when that all went down.
>/culture pals/ will never be that good again
JUST

Always deploy

Koreans are too autistic to sustain a conversation. Girls like the idea of Korea. When confronted with the reality of it they're less keen.

Pastebin now brilliant. Also yeah I am totally trying to convince my Italian qt to marry me so I can have a passport worth the paper it's printed on and can emigrate to a slightly less shit part of the world than this one.

If in doubt take the piss out of Turkey. Maybe not for a first message but it's always fun to talk about the crazy arseholes on the site and compare the weirdest messages you've received.

God I hope I snare you with a fake

Fatunclesam

Do qt japs use this?

Some of them got really mad, a Kboo Venezuelan in special. This is the part 1 of the convo.

>qt
>japs
Hahahahahaha

kek funny how she thinks she's in a position to choose

/damixliang

Is that her?

It was probably the most drama we've ever had on here: a Brit posted about his experiences of going to Turkey to meet a qt he'd spoken to on ip and it was better than he could ever have expected. He stayed there for about a month and they went on a date to an aquarium which we all found kind of funny.

Went back for 2 months a while later and at the end they lit 2 candles together somewhere as a symbol and that and he proposed in a move that made one user "believe in love all over again".

Anyways a short while after whilst they're engaged he posts a slightly obscured photo of her so we could judge and one user from Netherlands (but currently in Italy if I remember correctly) claimed to recognise her and have her nudes, that she'd sent him in the last month. This poster had previously posted in the thread about how his qt kept going on about her bf and how sick of him she was, while still telling the Brit she was completely in love with him.

The two chatted and confirmed legitimacy of it and this lass was kicked to the kerb and promptly stomped on and bitched about by hundreds of angry anons, but the Brit never got his grandmother's ring back :(

It was proper gutting for the lad. He's posted a couple of times since that I've seen and seems to be over it to his credit but I think he gave up on this site as a result. Fair credit to him though, I'd have given up on people after that shit

Don't you have a grandparent born in Ireland? Every Brit who does is applying for the Irish nationality.
If you can prove you were in a relationship with your Italian for more than 2 years (with all your skype history, for example), you can apply with her for an Italian resident card. After a year, you should be able to ask the nationality.
I'm actually going back in UK for some time to try to get my permanent residence card. (I'm a UK resident since 2010).

>Current year
>You don't have yellow fever
Enjoy watching while Tyrone fucks your Turkish GF burgerbro

Other parts?

How can I get a QT into BDSM?

holy shit

I will never understand the fetishisation of Asians. Plenty of my qts have a weird British fetish and are visibly aroused by a bloody West Country/ Wales / Ulster hybrid accent which my uni friends think is hilarious. But at least British blokes aren't worldwide famous for being suicidal autists with micropenises incapable of showing emotion

How the FUCK can I get my profile picture to display?!

Part 2. She blocked me after that

Yes, it's "her". Have you messaged her? Honestly it's probably a troll but it's weird since the account is pretty old.

Enjoy having argelians messaging asians.
And all asians probably have more than 200 messages per day.

MY GOD I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THOTS WERE AN AMERICAN PHENOMENON

>MY ASS IS FULL OF HOT SHIT DRIPPING

Really? I have a similar website to this where I get messages unsolicited from 2-3 Jap qts a day. Fuck this noise m8

Fucking really? Screenshots?

>Yellow fever
>Any year
Enjoy barely getting replies since they can smell your yellow fever from miles away while I'm getting tons of replies on the daily(including from East Asia) and I don't even reply first :^)

Can we get the full logs please? This looks hilarious.

Merci for the info Ngolo. 2 of my grandparents are full blooded Irish but were born in the UK unfortunately. My Dad can apply for Irish citizenship but no one else in my immediate family can.

Asians are pleb tier. You'll grow out of it once you realise how awful they are.

Anyone remember that Swiss Italian with yellow fever and the 3/10 Taiwanese he cheated on with her best friend who he forced to put chopsticks up her arse?

my sides.

>My ass is full of hot shit dripping

THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

Visit my profile: /scrumpy-jack and I'll see if your picture shows up on your thumbnail for other users. (I promise not to post you in thread)

This can't be real holy fuck my sides

Fugging kek, I've always heard about the Britcuck but I didn't knew the whole story, this is fugging hilarious and sad at the same time for the Britcuck.

>(I promise not to post you in the thread)

That's all I have, some other people on the /cp/ Discord chat have messaged her as well and also got some pretty ebin replies.

Message the poorfag pasta to if you want to check that by yourself.

He will not post for real man, the Cornish is an old lad from the general.

Nah, lad, I'm too paranoid. But seriously, I changed my profile pic to a recently uploaded one and it's just been displaying the default clipart for the last 2 days or so. I've even contacted Interpal support but have gotten nothing.

By the way, your pics are good. How many people contact you a day? And do you use a script?

He never did.

I don't have any :(
If you want more funny drama though this was hilarious

Another thing that has faded into memory was Thomas and the Libyan girl. Right in the middle of all the happenings this Belgian guy posted a thread asking if it was safe to move to Libya as he wanted to move to be with a girl he'd met on this site called "interpals". He was not aware of the threads here but bizarrely she was and when he was redirected here there was a massive shitstorm with the two having a full on argument since they'd been talking like 2 months, and it ended with her basically doxxing him in thread. For like 2 weeks after all the thread OPs were the dude's face shopped onto Thomas the Tank.

I've been here too long. this kid knows

MY SIDES

>that was my first message
holy fuck hahahaha

Hey pals, i'm getting on interpals soon. What should I do to make my profile interesting? I can say i'm good looking but I don't want to seem boring

Oh, never been aware that you were the Cornish user

put a subtle natsoc quote in it

Post a nice pic of you doing something cool or sporty or with a dog in it. If your pictures are conversation starters in themselves you're halfway there. The first picture I posted was me drunk in a box being thrown around a room. It provokes interest.

Also limit your shit. No one reads ridiculously long profiles, specially not in their second or third language. Mention you can help people learn Italian though, they won't necessarily be interested but it gives you a good pretext to message Italyboos

Met a cute polish girl on there, she wants me to move to Europe kek

CHALLENGE: find the ultimate pleb (I messaged her. It wasn't a joke)

The world is about to end.
Korean girl who created her profile 7 days ago, still doesn't have wall comments or photo comments.

Go home VinRAR. Salute Henk for me.

Also this is why I dumped the Slovak. I don't need that shit

Kek. I would have thought Korean girls were safe. Isn't the whole k-pop drama thing mostly a phenomenon with lasses and gays?

are you serious lad? i didn't even know they made more than two of those

>talking with this girl on whatsapp every waking hour of every day for 2 months
Wtf am I doing she's halfway across the world from me