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me right now edition

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Yank

Soviet Union, velas and toot

oy

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rorkiest man alive desu

just blocked some leftists on twitter
not even particularly right wing, theyre just so obnoxious
when i hit the big time i dont want them following me

I just ate 3 slices of a Brooklyn style 16in pizza

So much freedom

Stoya
youtube.com/watch?v=tI-5uv4wryI

Saw this on the news earlier. Why is Boris Johnson, who could soon be the Prime Minister, getting into an ancient bird shit stained Ford Focus?

>Brooklyn style
what distinguishes it

clearly a man of the people

well done son. remember to vote trump. there's a good boy

Take an aspirin. Helps with the stoke.

have cameron's goons fucked off yet

Basically you just have to fold the piece in half

He's got an acting degree, that's why.

J U S T

its fat like americans are obese hah

Ah yes, the yankee blanket

You will never be rid of me goyim

>can't find passport
>might have to apply for a new one
>cousin who works in passport office says it'll take months now thanks to the fucking brexit

REE BLAME THE BRITS FUCKING CUNTS ORANGE PROTESTANT BASTARDS GOING TO RUIN OUR REPUTATION ABROAD 'LOOK ERE M8 IM IRISH I AM YOU FACKING WANKER" BRIT CUNTS

always thought that was retarded, you don't taste the pizza the same way and its just to get more food in your mouth quickly.

>not wanting to taste the entire pizza and not just mainly the bread

chew your food

H A I R Y

Wait, do you have another picture of this?

Hair standing up straight like that is a sign of an imminent lightning strike

nor do we want to Mekanishtigfickiidildojuden

le look at me ma

Yeah well I just got like 1500 calories in three slices so... I'm good

pirate scumbags

That's just what he normally looks like

>A generation of Protestants kids being raised identifying themselves as Irish
We're almost there lad. It might actually happen in our lifetime.

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Shalom

he looks like that guy who was the crack head mayor of toronto

in light of the increased attention brit has been receiving recently ive decided to step up my comedy game
*screams loudly and shits myself*
BING BONG BANG LOL

thanks rabbi

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he's not, he just knacked some leftist cunt who shouted at him through the window

What is it about robot sex you like?

ah ye tree slices of da 'lyn 'za?

just like mumma useda make

news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2004/06/0623_040623_lightningfacts_2.html

If it ever happens to you and you're out side, run for cover or squat while balancing your self at the tip of your feet

Still can't believe you spastics voted leave Jesus Christ may as well start burning your sterling for heat once the markets open on monday they'll be worth less than paper

normal sex - closeup of chad's cock
robot sex - closeup of NO cock

good

Oh, you think that's hairy?

Gf just posted this

>run

ahh yes, so the lightning can chase you. you play dead.

What are you Jamaican?

no i just think he needs to chew his food

What bitrate you use for these

>just got home from fishing and looking for a lost wan-wan
>USA Colombia game is on
>literally cannot tell which team is which because they both consist of nothing but wogs and spics and I don't follow the sport so I don't know which jersey is which

Ugh

I'm familiar, I just find it funny how imminent lightning strike came before "Maybe it's just his hair?" for you.

ever hear about this donald trump character? hes so influential that people are posting on Sup Forums in the format that he tweets in. worrying!

>tfw unionists in the north are getting ROI passports

where are the naz....i mean the mods?

jews btfo

Literally all me

i like a bit of forest desu

hey israeli guy


you a virg, bro?

>play dead

ahh yes, so the lightning will think you're not a threat. you channel it into your glaive and send it fizzing back into the air with a mighty thrust towards the heavens.

temperature is ambiant lads
awfully so

Fat cunt

I hate the Mexican cunt but I'll grudgingly admit he makes me chuckle

Think you meant to reply to me.

Are you the Jew that also posts H A I R Y? Or just fucking machines?

I do a lot of hiking and I've been warned by park rangers about it.

and toot?

t. Bob Geldof

youtube.com/watch?v=mNoo_rNZQ84

You fucking idiot. You're supposed to undress piece by piece so the lightning stops to sniff each piece of clothing as you flee.

there's not enough toot for the both of us
you give up or i put you in the ground
either way
toot is mine

(but i'll never post it)

ya'll o e n o how much dro i blo

that's sharks you retard

thats how you get rid of rapists you idiot

that's how you avoid the taxman you fucking plebs

Learned about it from this picture. They were both stuck after it was taken.

Thought they died but I'm reading seriously injured now.

Pork knickers here senpai.

sounds like a breeding ground for infections 2bh

Yes I did
I am just here to spread the gospel of our glorious robot overlords
My interests are quite narrow, unlike this vast yawning chasm of an arse

LOL these faggots died hahahaha

No one would be calling for a revote in remain won

Wow, really makes you think

They probably would

Nigel probably would.

Have you ever eaten a vag?

good lad

What pleasure could she possibly derive from this

no ;_;

'cept nige

Thinking of applying to this years X-Factor lads.

vocaroo.com/i/s0X1tV5ulZm6

Thoughts?

the money she received for doing it

got any hairy as fuck fannys?

i love growlers

youtube.com/watch?v=-0kcet4aPpQ

Chinky bitches are disgusting

Apparently someone is using a bot to modify the number of votes on the 2nd referendum petition

Some grills enjoy it up the bum. Granted, not like that. That is odd.

>he doesn't know the pleasures of anal
what a sad life you are living

bum pleasure

Doesn't matter.