Be me

>be me
>have a 4 inch erect penis
>I'M LITERALLY NEVER GOING TO GET A GF

I don't know that feel
No wonder Australians shitpost so much, they are all mentally and physically damaged

I shitpost but then I look down in my pants and my penis is so small I want to kill myself.

please do

my penis is small enough always pubes tangle in my penis skin.
So i should get fucking rid every single of them off whenever i take piss

no clue why robots complain about not having a gf, it's like a homeless guy wanting to buy a huge house in a great neighborhood

robots can't even make friends, start off building social skills slowly

Shave then. Or at least use a trimmer.

If I lost weight I'd be about 7 inches long, but with 4.7 inches of girth, I'd gladly trade an inch of length for girth. It feels thin in my hand, unfulfilling

nah don't

Faggot "robots" need to stay in their literal containment zone (mom's basement)

More pussy for the rest of us

Mine is thin and only 4 inches long I hope I can get a girlfriend though my brother has had plenty and I would guess brothers share similar penis size.

i get this too, but my dick is above average

>mfw arched penis
I SWEAR IT'S NOT AS SMALL AS IT LOOKS

Lol

rude

Every single thing I've heard says that women prefer performance over size so there's hope.

It's probably a thing said to make small penis men feel better about themselves.

Yeah, right, and white women prefer white men. Kek so naïve

Read some female written erotic fiction and see how little they talk about the cock size

Some guy just gave me a good answer:

Dude there are guys out there with micropenises.

Micro. Penises. Penises that, if they are chubby, do not extend outside their body when they have an erection.

They cannot have sex. They CANNOT have penetrative sex.

You know who else has a 4 inch penis? The entirety of southeast asia, india, and china, all fucking 4 billion of them

>read some female erotic fiction
wow you lead a sad life

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHABAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHABAHAAAAA

My penor is long enough but I would trade an inch or so of length for girth. I'd gladly be about 6 inches if it meant having a baseball bat sized dink

get circumcised

no better place to see what women want

last time i got an erection was sometime in 2004 or 5,good times

good thing youre near asia kek

6.5 inches here
Dont worry too much, I got me a gf, all you gotta do is eat pussy and ass like a champ

he mad hehe

>tfw super average 6 incher
>didn't past the roll test

That dude is short as fuck though, looks bigger than it is

Not small nor big. Better than nothing.

my diameter is longer than my length
But I am okay with this :D

t. Jan Chodenkoek

what did you mean with this

>tfw 6 inch length 5 inch girth
>mfw my ex always said i had a big dick

none of the posts in this thread matter because none of you are using it

I use it all the time. I masturbated just this morning.

Jokes on you right, because I'm playing with myself right now

if a penis is erect in the basement does it still make a sound?

Is a small dick more sensitive for masturbation?

Tell them you were a women

My foreskin seems to have been stretched thanks to frequent masturbation over last several years. Now it covers my entire peepee from time to time. There would be no short of my foreskin even if my penis grew bigger.