Polyglot thread

How many languages can you speak Sup Forums? (You must be able to follow a normal conversation, not just rambling few words.)

2.
English and the meme language of Brezhoneg

2.
English and the meme language of Esperanto.

2
Spanish and the meme language of English

2.1
English, Swiss German and the meme language of German (the last two are pretty similar dialects).

2.
Vietnamese and English. I have a decent English vocabulary. Not large, but enough.

I'm learning French too. But just basic stuffs like "Je mange un sandwich".

3

English, Bulgarian and Spanish.

Thinking of learning Russian, Portuguese or Korean next.

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4 youy fucking leaf

English
עברית
日本語

Looking at العربيه next, probably, or maybe Pyccкий. Suggestions?

>עברית
>日本語
Is that an attempt to make Japanese good goyim?

They're pretty good goyim already desu I'm just Jewish and a weeb

>I'm just Jewish and a weeb

That's a deadly combination right there

Not too uncommon combination 2bh considering so many ppl in good college esp those in STEM are weebs

>日本の

I wanna get a black fedora to fit in at my synagogue, but I'm afraid I'll complete the image of weeb instead :(

Besides English I speak the language of the female gender.

бeлapycкaя
pyccкий
English
I can understand Ukrainian and a bit of Polish

>бeлapycкaя
>pyccкий
isnt that same? with your logic i know
turkish
azerbaijani
gagauz
a bit turkmen
a bit qirim-tatar
a bit uzbek

>>бeлapycкaя
>>pyccкий
>isnt that same?
Belarusian and Russian is my native language. Not every Russian can understand it, but every Ukrainian will be able to it. Russian, Belarusian and Ukrainian are different as well as the Polish and Czech
>isnt that same? with your logic i know
turkish
azerbaijani
gagauz
a bit turkmen
a bit qirim-tatar
a bit uzbek
why not

>한국의
>日本の

Why do westerners always make this mistake? Adjective of a nation does mean its language.

3 meme languages

Хeллoy, зeмлячoк!
/мимoпpoбeгaл/

Just two.

Once a month I decide to start learning a new language but figure out after an hour that I could be a drooling retard due to my attention span and it's no use since I won't even use the new language anywhere. Main reason why I know English as well as I do is the fact that I was shoved into an English speaking kindergarten when I was 3, that and being an assburger with no friends who has spent the last 15 years on 'murrican websites and playing vidya.

и вaм здpacтитя

one
justr one
kkil me

3 if czech counts

Also those hanzi says china not chinese

2
english
american

If all I have to do is be able to follow a normal conversation, then 2: English and Norwegian

Norwegian, Swedish, English, Penisian

日本の? What the fuck?

3
German, English and the meme language of Low German

You speak Breton?!?!?!?!?

3

Polish, English, Russian
had to learn some Latin for some absurd reason

>he counts a dialect
then 4

How's it like to be in the only palenhelic frat with only 10 brothers?

German and Low German have been different languages for over a thousand years, you idiot.

English, Mandarin, Spanish

Used to be able to hold conversations in Portuguese with my terrible accent in it (I couldn't shake the Spanish phonetics).

I can read a lot of different scripts though.
한글
עברית
العربية
киpиллицa
+简体字

gonna pick up one of those eventually. Torn between Korean, Hebrew, and Arabic.

I spean for.
Bavarian and German have been different languages already for 1200 years, you idiot.

not really
Bavarian and Standard German both descend from Middle High German

Norwegian, English, German, Icelandic, Swedish, Danish, and Romanian.

Beweise es, Zigeuner.

Verpiss dich hahnrei.

3
Albanian, English, German. French soon.

Friss scheiße Zigeuner.

ALUHA ACKBAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!

>german """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""humor""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>Spricht Deutsch
>Antwortet auf Englisch

:^)

>to follow a normal conversation, not just rambling few words

Polish, English, Russian, Chinese Mandarin

German is next on my list. I used to study it in school a few years and a little bit after but it's rambling-few-words-tier now

>speaks german
>replies in arabic
Flag checks out.

English, German, Russian and Serbian, without counting Croatian, Bosnian etc. as different languages, because they are not different.

I can speak broken Spanish and Greek, but not at conversational level, and I can read Korean (forgot the name of the script) and Devanagari, both of which I learned simply because they are awesome, I have no knowledge of what the words mean, which is kind of useless, but still.

2, English and French.
Learning Spanish and German.

German, English, Italian and meh tier Frech.

I keep forgetting Italian because I never use it though.

Currently learning Czech.

I literally cannot speak any other languages, or at least I would mix them together constantly and fuck everything up. I don't understand how someone can switch to like, a different language mode, I could only learn words from other languages in the same way I learn the meaning of English words, they'd just be docked as synonyms.

because like with any acquired skill, they practiced.

You don't speak French?

Je fuck ton ass. Did I do it right?

As others have pointed out, 日本の triggers the shit out of me as well.

Anyone else think they need to just standardize all sign languages and have that be the international language? Then the deaf get access to speaking with everyone too

>mfw I will never speak another language
It's really fucking sad actually.

Looks you need some

it's never too l8 m8, just take some courses to get you going and then continue with self study.
The first language is the most difficult, but after that it gets much easier.

Reported

at least I'm not a monolingual babby that's only here for the memes.

Slovene, English, German and I understand but can't speak Serbo-Croatian.

Slovak
Czech
English
日本語
Hungarian

I taught my mother English when she was 40, now she can speak it pretty well at 44. It's never too late m8, and she's having fun with it, laughing at the jokes in English with me, watching movies without subtitles, etc

>I understand but can't speak Serbo-Croatian
Same with me the other way around, I think we understand each other better if each speaks his own language

5.

French, English, Occitan, German, Slovene

>Slovene
Kaj?

Moral sem delati v Mariboru, ampak no te nilo mogoče.
Sem naučil sem slovensko, delam dosti napak in nimam veliko besedni zaklad.

bilo*

Haaa so many errors, I should at least retype the whole thing

Moral sem delati v Mariboru, ampak no te bilo mogoče.
Sem naučil se slovensko, delam dosti napak in nimam veliko besedni zaklad.

I don't really understand. You were supposed to get work here but didn't?
You wrote it a bit strange but I must congratulate you. That's still more than most yugos here.

Alright, if you mean that you weren't able to go work in Maribor, it would be
"Moral bi iti delati v Maribor, a(mpak) to ni bilo mogoče.
Naučil sem se slovensko, a delam dosti napak in nimam veliko besednega zaklada."

I can understand declensions being a problem for a non-native speaker, honestly. Still, that was quite alright.

3, Dutch, French and English.

Thanks for the corrections, forgot to decline genitive with the negation.

Not to mention my weird words order in the sentence.

I need to work more grammar stuff, I only hope to make myself understood and that people will be forgiving for the many errors.

Finnish and English. I can follow a conversation in German but I can't really contribute anything to the conversation in German.

My goal is to be fluent also in German and Swedish by the next summer.

Five

Dutch, English, French, German and Finnish

saatana voi vittu perkele :DDD

Don't worry, we appreciate a foreigner learning to speak Slovene, even if it isn't 100% correct. It's more of a problem if someone comes to live in Slovenia and doesn't learn at all.

Thanks, that would be more for tourism than for work now.

Vse najbolše za 25. rostnega dneva btw

Jumalauta

English, French, Urdu and just enough Italian to read a newspaper or ask for directions.

rojstni dan*
Also, the proper form would be najboljše but that j is not even pronounced and it's a very stupid addition, anyway.

A tourist speaking Slovene would probably make people melt 2bh.

In order of proficiency

Italian
English
French
German

currently studying norwegian

>日本の
Kek

Well at least if they can get through all incorrect declensions !
(Heck, I thought 'za' would like akkusative, and I remembered wayyy too late that masculine only takes the declension on animate objects)

With 6 cases, 3 genres and 3 numbers, it's particularly hard. At least your tense system is way simplen than ours.

I can honestly say that Slovene language rules are still mostly a mystery to me, just like in English.

westerner speaking language of small country will always be recieved well, even if you make mistakes, guaranteed that people will be nicer to you

That's because you're a native speaker. Same goes for me and Swedish, even though I've studied languages for 3 years now

Don't even get me started on all french special cases and weird orthographical rules.

Dutch. English. French.

We still had to go through it in elementary and high school though, kek.

Bulgarian
English
A little bit of German
Currently studying Weebhongo

I want to study Czech as well,because I want to move.

7
finnish, french, english, korean, swedish, estonian, dutch

d-3 until i move to korea :^D

Fluent in Estonian and English, conversational in Finnish, can survive with Russian but not really hold a conversation.

怎么你知道说普通话? 你学习到了吗?
你会说多长时间了?

French and English. Learning Japanese.

yes. and I'll be the first to tell you: brezhoneg eo marv.

>French and almost enough Spanish