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cheeky posts edition
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the united kingdom is a melodramatic nation of inbred narcissists that lives under an archaic ideology
Are lad Canada. God bless you.
>page 5
going to have a chat with janny about this
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>Hilary Benn sacked
God damn it. The first politician to inspire any kind of emotion in me during my lifetime is let go for disagreeing with a socialist nut job.
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What do NEETs that don't watch anime or play videogames do? smoke weed and post on Sup Forums?
read
sleep
lay down and stare at the ceiling
How fucking young are you nigga? Besides meme options like Farage do you remember Benn's FAR superior father.
Now I can conclude that becoming a non-virgin is genuinely outside the realm of possibility for me. Being an eccentric drug addicted virgin is the best life I can live. Maybe it is better not to live that life.
Switch between tabs all day.
>read
Can't wait till we have another referendum the pol buthurt is going to be great
God save the based establishment
> at reception with GF (pic related)
> her douchebag ex is there, drunk, he stumbles up to me
> "you know she's fucked half the guys here, right?" (loud enough for everybody to hear)
> the room gets a quiet
> tell him to just cool it and step off
> he keeps going: "she ever do that thing where she tries to suck the last drop out and you get teeth marks?"
> room is silent now except for a couple of gasps
> tell him it's time for us to have a talk outside
> "oh yeah faggot? or else what?"
> put down my drink
> push him back a couple inches and give him a final warning
> "you want some motherfucker? fucking hit me, faggot"
> sweep the leg, he goes down
> before he can get up put him in a full nelson
> he struggles and whimpers but he's going nowhere
> suggest to him strongly that he should apologize and go dry out
> he does
> situation resolved without violence
> I soak in the applause and approval
I'm 21. For as far back as I remember UK politics has been dominated by New Labour and Cameron's tory party.
Fuck I'm tired lads but I woke up at 4 in the afternoon yesterday so I need to get my sleep schedule back on track for Monday.
>so fucking crackered i posted in the ded thread
hello lads
what do you lads think of my idea for a new overwatch character.
I believe this happened
goodbye lads
and then i woke up
Only decent if an Irish la makes it.
>tfw no 10/10 brit gf
Holy shit I'm swapping between /owg/ and this thread right now, I got really fucking confused.
What the hell are you doing here?
thought this was E.Y.E for a second
natural british beauty
What's a 10/10 in Philippines?
In all seriousness Maisie is ugly but I would still give her one.
Saw that on reddit.
>playing Subnautica
>get my first small sub
>diving down deep among a mushroom forest, minding my own business
>suddenly hear a deep roar from somewhere off in the darkness
>freak out and try to make my way out and back to my base
>see something moving fast through the blackness as I turn around
>decide to fuck it and speed to the surface
>get up to 100m before a Reaper Leviathan snatches me from behind and drags me back into the blackness
this game's too spooky lads
You are aware Philippines hates yanks. They were your second conquest after Mexico. Flips hate yanks.
tucking into a packet of quavers
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watch hockey
read
learning another language
watch films
lift weights
i do play video games too tho tbf
>read
>learning another language
>doing literally anything
sweep the leg! SWEEP THE LEG
why is this fedora
because it's slightly productive?
just don't bother mate
Reminder that Corbyn sabotaged the Remain campaign because he secretly wanted an out result.
read this as turning into a pack of quavers
much better that way desu
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SECOND REFERENDUM CONFIRMED FOR NOVEMBER!
ok
Yeah, no.
>why yes, I do love sitting down and reading a good book
>why is this fedora
good, he's the only proper lefty
honestly he's the only politician around aside from Farage I think has any care for the UK
Good edition tbf
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that's why he got called anti semite
>second referendum goes ahead
>leave wins again
>okay round three lads
he is the only leftist in the labour party....the rest are liberal rats
Mate, you shit all over Philippinelads for a spot in the pacific. Are you rewriting history now?
Shush.
For once it wasn't us.
>The fact that more than one and a half million people have signed a petition calling for a second EU referendum has attracted a lot of attention - but it has zero chance of being enacted.
i'm 25 and i distinctly remember the doldrum years of the conservative party between 1997 and 2010
He is purging them right now. He just sacked the shadow foreign secretary for trying to launch a coup against him.
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this is what the EU did with Lisbon
the Government needs to put its foot down and not be bullied
>round three
Not gonna happen
>second referendum
but the government doesn't want to leave
the cunt who got killed?
obviously
>Mr Cameron has said the referendum was a "once in a generation, once in a lifetime" decision, saying the UK had "referendums not neverendums".
>Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has also rejected the idea of a second referendum, saying: "We have got to accept that decision."
Nah, just kicked out of office.
I genuinely do like Corbyn, at least he's actual labour. It's clear he wants out of the EU, he just can't make it seem that way. I do hope that he will be able to purge the party in a brutal Stalinesque way. Actually gives me feels that he's killing his career by saving the party.
>the party in a brutal Stalinesque way
aww yes, i hope they get ice axe'd
Holy fuck that spooped me haha.
I respect him a lot even if I don't agree with everything he says
Source on this Goddess please.
They said the Scottish referendum was a once ina lifetime thing too, it's bullshit. No one in the any of the major parties wants to leave it was just Tory power politics.
pendejo
What's wrong with that statement?
going out to tescos in me trackies
>Mr Cameron has said
who cares what some neet has to say lmao
why don't i just take the fucking floor lads lmao
FOY
>No one in the any of the major parties wants to leave
Boris does
Corbyn does
most of all the people do
Is there going to be a new GE in October, or the Tories will vote amonst themselves to out Theresa May at the helm?
50% of Leave voters have probably died of old age already.
Very little brother. Very little.
all the world I've seen before me passing by-ee-i-ee-i
They vote among the party members after MPs nominate candidates. My hope is David Davis runs for it.
>most of all the people do
half the people
it's very divisive
>David Davis
ol davey dave
is it fedora-tier to wear a trench coat?
Boris doesn't he didn't think he'd actually win, he was just power playing to be the PM. True about Corbyn though.
Fucking hell the UK's politics are so fucked, an we're about to lose Scotland, become an irrelevant half of an island. We have blobby and an old communist to choose from in the next election with guaranteed suffering and pain because fucking tory infighting. I honestly can't believe this has actually happened.
>when you find undeniable proof of UFOs and extraterrestrial life but lose it in luggage claim at the airport
>half the people
more than half actually
it depends on how fashionable it is, a nice full breast long coat can look pretty good in cold weather
only if it is being used for the right purpose
>we're about to lose Scotland,
unlikely
it's school-shooter tier
If ever there came a time when medicine allowed people to live forever, us common folk would be in deep trouble
LOL
just ate 3 packets of monster munch and feel like another one LOL
wtf is wrong with me