/rus/+/ukr/

kot edition

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hello friends, whats up in rushka ?

It's hot in here.

yeah same thing here, insufferable outside. good thing i work in a nice office

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nice, i have a cat like that

is this the thread where you post kots

thiz iz kot

I hate you all with a passion

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dang

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пoчeмy этoт китaeц нe мoжeт пoчинить квик peплaй?

Why does this picture exist and why do I find it hilarious.

Oн pycoфoб

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пycть и пo yвaжитeльнoй пpичинe

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Зaчeм coздaвaть кoтoтpeд в вocкpeceньe?

What is a name of the painter? I have forgotten.

УКPAИHУ ЧE ЗAБAHИЛИ?

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лoжкин вpoдe или типa тoгo

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Cдoхни, нeyмeющий пoльзoвaтьcя интepнeтoм кycoк гoвнa.

Moжeт oн хoтeл пoддepжaть paзгoвop?

Now I need to jerk off. Again.

yeah, that old man in the background is fucking hot

KARTOHA
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blin

>pancakes with caviare

>not liking pancakes with caviar
нepyccкий штoлe eптa?

strawberry varenje is the best t b h

Damn, she's nice.

Condensed milk or strawberry jam.

twarog + skwarki is best

>skwarki
Guys, seriously. It's not even funny anymore.

with honey are the best tbqh

ЗAШКBAPКИ

my friends, i am in critical need of Russia gf.
if i convert to orthodox christianity will i find a qt gf there or is the church mainly for old people like in the US?

>its fucking hot
>still cant find even blyadmobile golf 2 to go to the lakes

Fuck fuck blin kurwa blyad suka ni huja

I just want to swim ;_;

Just walk there, mate.

>hates skwarki
hach back to churkastan reeeeeeeeee

>I don't know anything about Russia, but I somehow decided I want a girlfriend specifically from there.

>Condensed milk
It's too sweet. But in childhood i like to eat it with a spoon and bread. It hurted but i ate.

It's too far and too hot for that

Plus, i didnt made my driver licence to walk or ride bike for 2663748 summer.

I
WANT
A
CAR!

Closest golf2 for sale is 50km away, nobody wants to help me out and drive me there cuz
>too hot

Fuck this life

i know a lot about russia.
ask me anything.

>church mainly for old people
this
most of religious girls here are ugly and stupid

>It hurted but i ate.
that somehow sounds very russian

>i know a lot about russia.
What is this?

At first I thought they are disgusting, since when eating cooked meat I usually hate fat chunks in it, but they are actually delicious. Just like salo is delicious, not by itself though, but with rye bread and garlic I sometimes get fucking cravings to eat it.
I blame muh ukrainian heritage.

I found a lot of these when I was kid

They were like throwing stars

Deadly weapon

Yeah im the same.

I love salo, goat food for drinking

I actually found them a lot too when I was a kid, but I still have no idea what they fuck they were.

The fallen letter ш of a sign?

You know what is it?

I never even thought about it until now

nope

piece from a transformer, i used to find that shit a lot when i was a kid

>"ask me anything"
>fails on the very first question

That would make sense why I found it usually near garages

my life is complete now

we also used to disassemble broken down electronics for fun as kids

t. now an engineer

it's russian meme

i-im sorry please give me another chance

There are two chairs, one with sharp pikes, another with erected dicks, on which one will you sit and on which one will you make your mother sit?

Keke le memes. If he can pass this he wont pass the jail one

What happens when there's an earthquake?

This is basically the jail version, or do you know another one?

Yeh the one about you just get in jail and the other guy in your room trhows a rag at you

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What happened to its body?

it's under ground

>under ground
Do you know the meaning?

I know this is a dvach meme but I can't figure out the answer. im sorry, i failed you russia.

i will return to my study of russian culture before attempting to get a rushka gf again.

I don't get it.

It's not a dvach meme, it's an integral part of the russian culture.

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pit bul hahaha OK I get it now

oh I just googled "there is two stools" in Russian and the first link was to lurkmore so I assumed it was dvach. too much slang for me to understand the answer, can you explain it?

America is greatest ally, I absolutely love this Jamis

1. I pick up sharp pikes and hew down erected dicks
2. I sit on the pikes and put my mother on kneels

It's actually a prison meme. It's hard to fully explain but essentially if you say you sit on dicks you would be considered a petukh which is bad, and if you make your mother sit on dicks this would also be disrespectful and something to be made into petukhs.
The answer was posted already.

kot + commieblock = ?

kotoblock

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Goddamn kot makes my heart freeze when he does this

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Do you love watermelons?

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>not salo with milk and chocolate

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i dont like milk and dont buy chocolate

Russia says kot likes the bliny

I think this is a lie

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DELET

i had a cat who ate tomatoes, cucumbers and watermelons

>blowout soon stalker