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korean pop
cannot comprehend the level of butthurt from remainers
>ah yes this petition will surely make a difference to things
t. 16 year old redditor
>The highest levels of remain voters were in areas of highest net migration, while some of the strongest leave areas have had the fewest recent new immigrants.
Brexiters confirmed for racists. FACT
meh, not mad really, getting irish citizenship before we leave so won't lose much. just a bit sad that you guys wanted to make britain stronger but actually just lost scotland :(
welcome to our ally desu
Rong
Shite
please dont arrest me
scottish parliament was a mistake. nice to see these idiots getting btfo
WESTMINSTER
IS
IMPLODING
So why doesnt Ukip take over now?
Looks like both Tories and Labour got better things to do than govern a country.
t. glitter
Ukraine
Listening to Anal Cunt lads
>labour mps
who cares?
*bangs on the top of the microwave*
WHY WON'T YOU FUCKIN START DAMMIT
*pulls the rip-cord violently*
>Facebook lefties frantically tweeting we need to vote Remain the day before the vote
>telling people if they don't know how to vote then put Remain
>sharing the initial remain lead in the polls
>next day, they lost
>all shares are now how leave voters are racist and begging people to sign the second referendum petition
They never learn do they?
New Anglosphere when?
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maxim
just had a transcendental wank lads
best wank I've ever had in my entire life, my mood is just lifted and my groin has a satisfying low pain to it
crikey
rate me and the lads
Japanese birds have long backs. Don't like it desu. Why am I here?
Who is irrelevant.
Point is Corbyn looks ever more like the typical communist autocrat refusing to stand down for the good of the people even as the party crumbles around them.
Once the volunteers are gone, next will be the purges
Please do not stop posting
could knock everyone of you out with a single punch
very democratic
for a hug
northampton massive
v. glad we voted leave lads
Couldn't have handled the banter on here desu
There was even talk of the mods giving brits Europ flags to rub it in
BTFO
T
F
O
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*animates*
alright FUCK OFF mate stop fucking banging me you piece of shit
*i animate the cord and wrap it around your neck, i use the plug and begin to hit your head with it*
HOW DO YOU LIKE IT MATE? TURN ON, MATE. TURN ON, YEAH? TURN ON MATE WHY DONT YOU JUST TURN ON?
*open the microwave door*
*jump on your head*
*turn it on 'HIGH'*
*cooks you for 10minutes*
you dumb mother fucker
*waddles away from the crime scene*
Really like how asian women resemble children but are legal lads
You got IDs lads?
THE COUNTRY'S GONE BONKLERS
Big ol buck teeth will deter women
lel
>bbc.co.uk
The House of Commons petitions committee has said it is investigating allegations of fraud in connection with a petition calling for a second EU referendum.
Any signatures found to be fraudulent would be removed, it said.
More than 3.1 million people have signed the petition, although PM David Cameron has previously said there will be no second referendum.
It comes after the UK voted 52-48 to leave the EU in Thursday's referendum.
>Point is Corbyn looks ever more like the typical communist autocrat
You make it sound like a bad thing
is this what it's like to live in an english village? you all go out to some shitty village pub, try to polish off 1 (one) pint and all share a bowel of something?
essex
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we don't even need scotland anyway
right
i hear we send 350m a week to scotland, let's spend it on king's lynn instead
>bowel
That's just the start before we all get absolutely wankered!!!!!
3m votes from the UK
0.2m from elsewhere
>a petition for corbyn to remain
kek
these lefties love their petitions huh
Fucking age are you all? Little boys. Blushed cheeks and everything. wew
So when is the monarchy going to get involved?
Queen needs to dissolve parliament, appoint a caretaker, and hold snap elections.
>next will be the purges
Jo Cox was a warning to Blairite backstabbers senpai
anyone seen my orangeade
reeee REEEEE REEEE REEEEEEEEE
time for a cuppa and a valium
where did I put that microwave now..
drank it
would literally cum to be honest.
hahahahAHAHAHAHA*rips out of my bowel, punts it into the bin*HAHA GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLL---uhhhhhhhhhhh*dies*
Rate my #summercut2016 diet lads
>breakfast: 50g porridge with 190ml milk
>lunch: half a chicken with bag of salad and dressing
>snack: protein shake (75g whey protein, 600ml milk, tspn cocoa)
>dinner: fish/steak + whole broccoli + other vegetable
(((smugpepe)))
DEGEN FURRIES SUPPORT REMAIN
THAT'S FUCKING IT
ugh, about fucking time
I was getting worried that they'd just ignore Sup Forums's blatant shitstirring
Aren't you going to put on tons of weight with that?
Also eat your veggies
>blackwing dragon
ahahahaha fucking hell
did another portrait of /brit/
IT'S
FUCKING
OVER
>UK is there as well
does that mean scotland is bringing our one down?
are any of these new ones?
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well good morning
Genuinely hope the scots cuck our shit up and veto brexit
it'll be the only good thing they've ever done
It should be about 2,200 kcal a day. I'm 6'2 and my maintenance is around 3,000 kcal a day I think.
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Politics is for the cruel and the stupid.
newest to oldest top to bottom, not doing any more now.
oh wow it looks like this brexit gimmick isn't going to go away anytime soon. hmmm better find out what my go to rhetorician's opinion on the matter about it is
*watches an alexander jahans video on brexit*
ah at last i truly see
Any chance of Moggy running for tory leader?
>Our correspondent says some referendums do have thresholds but those clauses must be inserted in legislation before the vote so everyone is clear about the rules.
>You can't simply invent new hurdles if you are on the losing side, our correspondent says
respect for the BBC slightly raised out of the gutter
*pokes head through window*
"you alri there mate? run out of juice? i'll pop round with a can of diesel in a bit if you want?"
How the literal fuck do you do small talk lads?
>be me
>meeting someone new
>ask them a question
>they answer it
>ask them another question
>they answer it
>awkward silence
Probs la' but it doesn't matter
We can now borrow as a country at 1%, as opposed to the 3% of a few weeks ago - that is great news for the coming months
Scotland couldn't get that rate no matter what they did
They can't, she's delusional
lol
cuckchan.org
what is this?
literally won't happen
New archive, desustorage got v& for CP
Sup Forums on suicide watch
Don't get your hopes up
no, I don't think he wants it
Snap elections would literally be the worst thing ever for leave. A party could just campaign km the grounds they would keep them us in the eu and they'd win.
Reminder that elections aren't son by majorities just the party who can mobilise the most of their voter Base.
Even though the majority of brits voted leave. The "stay" party would get 100% of the 48% of stay votes while the 52% would be split between tories ukip and green.
Fucking carnage lads
I can't handle how mental these last few days have been
SMERSH BLAIRAM
Nicola knew that if this ref had the same turnout in scotland as the indyref then we would have kept the UK in. so they downplayed it so england would drag us out, prompting desire for indyref2. even if they don't win that they'll still bang on about it. They literally cannot lose because the whole time they're seen to be defending the national interest.
meanwhile labour and imploding, lib dems are irrelevant, ukip can't get elected at westminster and the tories have given themselves a massive uphill struggle that only a fraction of the party were that keen on.
tldr: scots are literally jews playing us all like fools.
>that mangled grammar
Jesus christ m8 read some books
Fairs
Probably wouldn't get it anyway
That's a lightning response lad
"What course do you do?"
"*dont listen to this*"
"Ahh, very impressive"
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*sighs deeply*
yeeeh im right mate, the bloody thing's just been given me trouble or mornin.
i'll take you up on that offa, but this baby ain't no vintage. she runs on unleaded
*hands you a tenna*
cheers mate