Why do Eurofags make fun of Turkey so much yet they have a better military than yours?

Why do Eurofags make fun of Turkey so much yet they have a better military than yours?

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Turkey could beat any European country.

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Every yuropean country have Raid.

>2016
>thinking about militaries

Literally irrelevant

>Russia and Turkey building their militaries
>UK downsizing theirs and breaking apart from EU
Setting up a bright future for your children I see

I wonder who could be behind this post...

someone make an entire turkish army vs 1 kurdish rpg pic

that's a nice girl who is she

>anyone picking a fight with a huge economy in the age of globalism

Doslo je vrjeme da se srbi svete
SVE DZAMIJE U OBLAKE LETE

Britain is of zero use to either country

What would you get from invading europe anyway? Has there ever been a case of a military takeover of a corporation?

Britain has nothing Russia need other than being a bit closer to the USA and being part of the USA missile defence system, so why do we need a millitary YOU are going to defend us because you have to. Suckers.

I mean there is always the chance that we dont.
Only possibility of that in the near future would be a Trump presidency, but in the far future who knows.
America will not always be here to protect all you Euros.

wow those are some nice fireworks

Probably will be though

turkey could beat any european country but can't eliminate a bunch of kurds

The first sign of a dysfunctional shithole that doesn't have its priorities in order is high military spending.

e.g. Greece, Turkey, U.S.

>can't eliminate bunch of kurds
kurds don't have an army they are terrorists

>can invade iraq
>goes bankrupt because of the costs to treat an ingrown toenail

LOL

This doesn't change the things.

>muh terrorism

t. dirty turkroach

s4m3f4g

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Yes it does. Kurd terrorists can hide behind civilians and put Turkey in a geopolitical position where they can't do much.

If Turkey went full force they would just purge the area completely.

no, we simply hate turkroaches

Doesn't Italy have the worst military record of Europe?

why

>being this american

Nobody likes turkroaches and mudslimes my dude

nice shop

>Turks
>Good military
Theyre pretty outdated and lack any real experience in combat. Also they dont have the infra and GDP to compete in the case of total war. Force projection is also minimal.

How do you figure?
Do you just assume we have reached the age of permanent cooperation?
It is a very peaceful time, but I don't think for a second that idiots wouldn't throw it all away for something they might claim to value more.

>t. Turkish-American
All they need to do is set a few of these up and they're set

>YOU are going to defend us because you have to. Suckers.
This is why the "special relationship" was a terrible idea and allying with you limeys was a mistake

t.disguised turkroach

>he thinks I'm gonna waste time shopping an image just to prove there's more than 1 italian who dislikes mudslimes and turkroaches

t. buttmad turkroach

90% of their country is in stone age
terrorist attacks in this day and age (sign of a muslim shithole)
journalists get jailed
islam exists in any shape or form

I also bet there's the stench of balls everywhere and at least 1/5 of population is illiterate too, I bet you could actually see a guy raping a goat if you went to google street view right now

that's why euros make fun of turkey, its quite literally a subhuman/muslim shithole
middle east goes something like this:
israel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>turkey>>>>>rest of that hell on earth

The Netherlands has something better than a military. We have money and dependant allies.

i don't see turkey on this list

but we're wealthier than you

Why is Canada on that list? What are they fighting, baby seals?

We have no threats on us at all, the closest thing we have to us is Russia, thats YOUR enemy. if they went to invade us you would defend your bases/radar installations one way or the other. We have absolutely nothing to fear.

Absolute worst case America invaded us and nothing about our way of life would change we'd just have a president instead of a Queen/parliament.

something not so dysfunctional there

wealthier in terrorist attacks and balls stench

wut

good point

Serbroaches and Turkroaches must be purged

wtf is this

nothing

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greece is the future

>Absolute worst case America invaded us and nothing about our way of life would change
We would force you to drive on the correct side of the road.

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O no, we'd have to do something we know how to do because of our years of holidaying in Europe, we should certainly waste money on military now.

What is wrong with sadtugal

Underrated post.

It's kinda bullshit desu.
Sweden has like 150 of these for example, but they're not mentioned anywhere.

That would be just the start.

Then we bring our guns, political drama and fast food restaurants.

And yeah, as for Turkey their M48/M60 tanks inflate their numbers quite a bit.

Glorious social policies.

>you get divorced in 24h and via internet

Fishing boats with a gun? Might as well add our yacht fleet.

Already have your fast food resturants but you'd discover Nando's and our culture would infiltrate yours in that regard. As for guns, we'd still be British and not give a fuck about having a gun. Like no Americans would move here, we'd literally just get some political changes.

No.

Britain has a military budget 10 billion LARGER that Russia

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Now that that is out of the way, we don't make fun of Turkey, we just don't want them in the EU.

We don't work so hard torching the thing just for you chaps to waltz in!

Hello there Corbyn!

Our navy actually owns a few of them, they look really cool.

You would finally have freedom

You mean coast guard? Yeah they are useful for stopping people from littering and shooting beaners in their coke boats.

It's how many people out of 100,000 will die from that country. It says so quite clearly - per 100,000 Britons, only 11.8 of us will die.

Don't underestimate their usefulness, Sweden's coastline is littered with islands.

So still no need for a military right?

>it's mainly tea for our boys

wow that's so good, out of 100,000 people here 100,000 of them die

Why don't we just call it even and you guys send us Nando's

I'd buy loads of guns

But 10000 out of 10000 will die thats fact I don't understand wtf that stat is trying to say.

>UK military budget $56 billion
>Turkey military budget $18 billion

lmao, T*rks can't even beat kurds

Nice Santa cutie

I think it's suicides. Poor Lithuanians...

I have faith that based Erdogan can turn that round

>he is one of the 11.8
Mate...

If we were ever to fight the Russians in Finnmark, snowscooters would do us much more good than tanks. They're faster, cheaper, and more fit for the enviroment.

Nothing wrong with Erdogan he kills terrorists.

Thank God there's Greece between us and Turks.

>terrorist attacks in this day and age
Litterally no first world power gets these

k

>yfw bretain is invaded and gets american education

>Has there ever been a case of a military takeover of a corporation?
that's a pretty cool idea 2bh
we cyberpunk now

but women didn't do that, sunni men did that and the muslim girl in upper right is shia

>PYD flags on European Parliament
>Let the PKK open tents and make demonstrations
>PKK-PYD armed with European weapons
>LOL Turks can't even beat K*rds.

Sorry assholes. It's about to over. Their leader is captured and their co-leaders are begging to negotiatate. Since the EU is collapsing there won't be any PKK-PYD problem there. We also support Barzani and Peshemerge you dumb fucks. We are not against Kurds we are against Kurdish Socialist Terrorist movement.

It would be an improvement.
In school, all the literature was Sinn Fein stuff and we got taught about how we were the bad guys in WW1

The real question is, will the military aged men in the west be loyal to there nation, as demographics change

We're rebooting the Empire brah, we're going to make it.

>mfw our army can conquer our ex vilayets in 2 months max.
>mfw they try to mock our army with pkk while their puppet is getting shit on and lost 10000+ member in the last 6 months.
>mfw they think greece can slow us down
>mfw they hate us because they want to be us

>lost 10000+ member in the last 6 months.
>implying it isn't 100 at best

Fighting against a certain ethnicity is stupid
We are fighting against a terrorist organization
Also this.

British military is offensive, Russian is defensive. So the UK needs professional soldiers who fight far away.