You have to spend the rest of your life in either of these red-painted countries AKA the former communist bloc...

You have to spend the rest of your life in either of these red-painted countries AKA the former communist bloc. Which one do you choose and why?

Hard mode: No Czechia or Slovenia

Latvia

right where I am

Estonia

Estonia, easily
it's not a meme

There is literally no other choice than Estonia.

B

>Czechia or Slovenia
don't take Sup Forums memes so serious

Latvia

Where I am

Why?
Cause it's comfy

Croatia no contest

Croatia or Serbia

Hungary

I won't move from here, even if you paid me.

same Poland is chill

Save me, Poland

Russia, URA!!

Croatia
F*ck off with you cold and flat Estonia

Bulgaria duhh.

Estonia or Croatia.

>Hard mode: No Czechia or Slovenia
Croatia or Montenegro then?

Poland

Fuck off animal, time of foreigners in Poland is over now. We choose whom we want in our country and we don't like brownshits from Shitaly.

rude

Greece

I am Greek

This. Riga is the most glorious city on earth.

I'm already here, could be a lot worse.

Croatia/Slovenia. Estonia is noice but is cold af.

Greekbro read the thread carefully unless you are part of the former communist block now?

Estonia
Because why not

You can't even point it on map, stupid american retard

Lithuania or Estonia.

Poland no doubt

Azerbaijan
Because it looks comfy

Estonia,boland,czech,croatia are all pretty ok desu

Russia. Then eventually, I'll be able to visit everywhere on the planet.

kek

Czech Republic.
Wonderful country, wonderful people, public porn-shoots and beer. And best of all, they're not polacks.

10/10.

>public porn-shoots
>they're not polacks

Yes, we are not your whores. We prefer to beat and kill you, foreign degenerate scum or charge you 4x more for drinks.

Case in point.

Has there ever been a time of foreigners in Poland?

MOLDOVA

YOLO :D

:DDDDDDDD

Czechia
if hardmode, russia
Russian women go insane for western guys if you're even half decent due to the low standards russian men set, I also know 4 russian guys who I work with so I'd just move near them

aay, me too

This. I'll stay in this hellhole tbqh.

>Has there ever been a time of foreigners in Poland?

I think that it fucking is. Yet 10 years ago i was seeing a brown/black person in my city once a year, now i see these fuckers multiple times everyday when i come back from my workplace. And i can only imagine how many Polish-lookings foreigners we must have, that i can't detect with eyes, but only by their speech. Everytime somebody opens mouth in the bus to the phone, you can hear Russian for example

Eesti. Not because I so terribly like it here, but from those options it's the best.

>Slovenia
>hellhole
It's the most developed second world country in the world. It's also on par and even higher than some first world countries like Spain and Portugal

>inb4 Spain and Portugal are not first world meme xD
Yes they are.

What's the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia?

One of them is not white

Nobody knows

>I see a couple of brown people every day
>my life is ruined

Nobody is nice to Poles abroad, so we don't have moral obligation to be nice to foreigners in Poland. There are cases of brown and black people who were beaten many times here, and they still stay, like fucking cockroaches instead of change their place of living. Immigrants are like that, it is hard to kick them out.

1939

Who

Different ethnicities, different languages. Slovak is more understandable to a Czech while Slovene is more understandable to Serbian/Croatian. The two just happen to have similar names and a similar flag. They don't even share a border.

>Nobody is nice to Poles abroad,
Lie.

>so we don't have moral obligation to be nice to foreigners in Poland.
Untrue.
You have the moral compass of a 4 year old, how others act does not affect your own moral standards you dumb nigger

Fuck off, German scum, your nazi tribe won't be giving us any moral lessons, because you killed 30% of our population

Is it just two different names for the same country? They have the same flag and everything.

>his treatment of people who have done nothing wrong is based on the fact that nobody likes him

you're a literal child. You're not nice to someone because it's expedient/you have an obligation to be nice, theoretically people do it out of principle. So now we've established you're melodramatic, have anger issues and are a living sadboy meme. I say this and my best friend is Polish.

'why does nobody like m-me ;_;'

>because you killed 30% of our population
Next time don't be such pussies then.

Also
I'm sure a pole killed a german once so according to your logic killing the polish is fine as a german

One was formed when it split with the Czech republic and one was formed when Yugoslavia fell apart. They're two different countries altogether.

Split Dalmacija please god

Alternative I'll take herceg novi

Estonia, definitely Estonia

hungary since I'd feel at home on the plains. ukraine would also work but no thanks.

slovenia is cool as well

this is exactly how my grandparents told me that they were treated in poland for being jews 80 years ago

Estonia or croatia

a few years ago i'd have chosen ukraine, but things didn't go well for them

Id stay here, but would love a property in Croatia for a break from the bleak early spring/late autumn

Belarus

One is Slav and has mountains and shit, the other is also like that.

Bulgaria

>Nobody is nice to Poles abroad

Source: your ass

I've met poles living here and in other EU countries and no one of them complained at all

There were cities in Poland where Jews were majority. It had to generate some conflicts and tensions between our nations. But we were never planning to kill them like Germans did

Boland.

Croatia

Why don't they become the same country?

>be poland right before WWII
>see Germany moving in to annex Sudetenland
>take advantage and take a nice chunk of Czechoslovakia for yourself
>fast forward a few decades
>"FUCKING NAZIS"
Poor little poles, they dindu nuffin!

should you worry more about german women being dicked by sandnigs?

I'll stay right where I am

You don't have much choice, hahaha

I am joining romania for high tier sluts

Stay in Latvia, but also Estonia or Croatia would be solid choices, maybe also Slovakia.

Russia

Says who :^)

#cro#orangesponsorsu

I wouldn't move from here if you pay me. Life here is exeptionally good, although Westernes think it's not.

apart from memes, you're pretty much a poor shithole

Not really. And quality of life does not consist solely of money.

My first answer would be Slovenia, but since it's hard mode, Poland. My paternal family is from there, so I'm already used to the food and some weird/silly shit Poles do. Also, I can cross the border and buy really cheap cigs and booze in Belarus.

Estonia, easiest choice of my life

Hungary seems pretty comfy

Estonia.
If not estonia, maybe poland.
After that, Latvia or Lithuania.

Maybe Russia if i could live in the far eastern siberian wilderness and not have to interact with the government or go to moscow/stpetersburg/etc (why aren't more russians libertarians anyway?)

Czechia.
Oh, wait.

Russia because i love Russians.

Ad hoc rule:

If you live in one of those countries, you must choose another. Otherwise it isn't fun.

its either Lithuania or Estonia. Probably Lithuania though

>born in Croatia
>not living in this paradise
KILL ME

USA obvious, cuz waltstreet. Rihana, Jay Z muh nigga, guns and shits.

I dont want to change smt
Among all these contries Belarus is my fav

Moscow Russia 2bh

estonia