>you wake up
>you go outside
>you see this
What do?
>you wake up
>you go outside
>you see this
What do?
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Wake up for real
Emigrate.
assume someone is making a movie
pack my GTX 1080 and leave forever.
Go back to sleep
Hugo Boss advertising. Cant afford it anyway.
And leave your hartz behind?
>Be Jewish
>See this
If I renounce my religion do I get to live?
I have blonde hair and blue eyes if that helps.
I've never been on welfare in my whole life.
Also nordics have better welfare programs than we do. Even Britain has
no
In that case I hide in an attic, and write a diary.
Hopefully I'm able to lie my way out of being labeled a Jew. My appearance would help with that one.
Join them.
SS MARSCHIERT IN FEINDESLAND
UND SINGT EIN TEUFELSLIED
:DDDDDD OH MY GOD
>be me
>be indian
Tell them that indian azad hind supported japan and germany during ww2 and that id like to rebuild that alliance
Surrender :DDDDDDDD
Grab my AR15 and make my grandpa proud
Ha, ha ha ha ha
But nazis hate poles.
It depends, I either get to kill some yuroops or get gassed.
Fight them
t. i don't know anything about pre-1939 history
>I've never been on welfare
>anime
I don't think so
celebrate
This probably.
Would still ask if I can get a flag too, tho.
over throw the government inşallah
Wouldn't even be surprised at this point.
yeah but nobody cares what you think.
that's why you're a mad /deutsch/ naziboo.
Join them tbqh
t. I'm too ashamed to admit that I am a fat loser who has never had a job
>projecting this hard
go back to your general and tell them how you just btfo'ed a green voter.
they're probably got sunburnt already from the summer heat.
>go back inside
>shitpost on Sup Forums
>he is fat
>he votes green
>he has never had a job
>he posts anime
>he believes everyone who disagrees with him is a nazi
Okay whatever you say fatty
>keeps projecting
sure you showed me famalama.
I'm not trying to get you fatty, I'm just telling the truth
Say goodbye to muh freedums, but at least I'm a purebred aryan so I won't die unless the nazis start another war against the rest of the world, and I also won't have to deal with leftist cancer anymore.
IT'S TIME TO MAKE GERMANY GREAT AGAIN
Take picture to post on Sup Forums
Grab PPD, go forth and die for Motherland
Hope the russians are close by
I heard some SS divisions massacred hundreds of school children at a time. What the fuck man?
en.wikipedia.org
I grab mein Gewehr and join mein Kameraden, natürlich.
>:DDDDDDDD
MY NIGGA :DDDDDDDD
I Sieg Fucking Hail!
Shoot them all
Join the russians and start my own nazi hunting club with brad pitt.
>hail
Step outside and see them disperse since they're just sissy Germans.
>slovenia
>talking shit about germans
>All german men are here
>German women are at home alone
>mfw
The last time they tried anything the German minority here disappeared.
leave before they notice that I'm a spastic
Raise eyebrow and go back to bed
Bomber command is ready to go
>look out my window
>see an army marching
>they're equipped like it's 1942
watch them get fucking rekt in minutes
>I go to Sup Forums as I can't trust rl controlled by jews.
>see IT'S HAPPENING THE WHITE RACE WILL RULE THE WORLD AGAIN
>heilmineführer.gif
>remember being italian I'm not white
>mfw