ITT: post stereotypes about your countrymen that are true for you

ITT: post stereotypes about your countrymen that are true for you.

I'm a lazy unemployed Italian living with his parents who is obsessed with blonde women.

Lol why do you manchildren live at home still? Apartments are cheap as fuck to rent in most places in Italy.

>Apartments are cheap as fuck to rent in most places in Italy.
b8

It's even cheaper to live with your parents though.

I'm about to turn 21 and I still live with my parents. No job, but I'm in college.

>stoic
>tsun
>silent
>drinks fuck ton of coffee

>renting

My parents are already paying uni (that is 7 km from home) why should make them pay even more for an apartment?

But you can't smash sweet Italian pussy at your parents house.

Well I don't know...truthfully what is the attitude towards incest in Italy? Because I know 2 families who have sons/daughters in their 20's who still live at home, and one of those families the siblings share a room. I really don't know how I'm not meant to think that they haven't fucked each other.

They are..well I have experience in Marche and Abruzzo and it is much much cheaper than England where people move out at 18-20

I like tea
I love to oppress
I'm a complete autist
I'm always far too warm
Extreme monarchist
Anti-EU

Do you drink Bud Light from a red cup while wearing shoes in your house?

i am a greek

Pic related

No way, beer is gross.

I smell

>sweet Italian pussy
no thank you, I prefer cheap Moldovan prostitutes
get the job done with less talk

Im right wing

I have difficulty parting with any amount of money higher than 10 euros.

I own more guns then I need, most of my meals are fast food and I live in what would technically be suburbs.

Lol guess thats the advantage of not fully learning Italian, can fuck em and ignore their chatter

>But you can't smash sweet Italian pussy at your parents house.
I'm 21 kissless virgin who can barely speak to girls that's not a problem; unilads fuck their gfs anyway and they all live at home.
>incest
Incest is a thing only in the worst slums of the country where they are mostly "child abuse" cases.

Fug, its all true for me as well.

How do you take your coffee Finn-kun?

성형수술 겪었다?

>Marche and Abruzzo

>in the middle of nowhere rent is cheap

wew

As everyone outside southern Europe: a great cup of oilish water with a shiton of sugar.

>Scotland
>lazy cunt with violent tendencies.

They should make an exit

Are you violent by yourself or are just easily triggered? Or are you a junkie?

>stereotypes about your countrymen
im not white

we're not relevant enough to have stereotypes

>inb4 gypsies
not my countrymen 2bh

>Sugar
Why do you ruin your coffee?
With milk but if theres none then Il just take it black

I'm Mehmet

I get drunk every weekend

t. Alberto Barbarossini

quads of truth

I'm Dutch

I'm 195cm and have blue eyes.

I'm pretty damn loud when I get excited.

and constantly flood your country by spilling small foamy beer

>America
A well regulated militia is the last guarantor of stability and freedom.

Easily triggered, fpr example, 3 nights aho a guy came into my work, called the young boy who was new a useless cunt, the young boy laughed with nerverousness and they guy started on about how the kid was mocking hin and threatened the kid, so went over and told him to try start shot woth me.
I look fot any ezcuse to get into a scrap.
Its why im never allowed on service at work. They keep me in the back.

I cook spaghetti while dissolving people in
sulfuric acid

i am a monkey

I'm hairy and nationalist

awwww

fuck me

>None of the stereotypes apply for me

Don't be sad user, I'm sure there are some stereotypes that fits you :)
Like the one about Australians being gay??

my name is Ivan I guess

...

how many large spiders do you kill a day?

Closest one I can think of is heavy drinking, but I'm a light weight

why are you on this gay site not very tough guy of you

With how many kangaroos you fight in a day?

>tfw I rent my own one-bedroom apartment, I have full financial independence and work two jobs at 22
truly a rare specimen in my land. For some reason, a lot of people are so confident as they try to come up with snarky and sarcastic remarks about me not leeching off my famiglia, but it falls flat. Sad!

>leaf
>Immigrant
>Say "eh" at lot
>Drink 2 or 3 times a week
>Good at beer pong

Do you also say sorry all the time? I once met a Canadian who did that haha

>Immigrant
Are you a ching chong ping pong?

but you keep working for mr. shekelshoabergstein regardless

Ecuadorian desu, left there when I was 1
I guess so
>bump into someone say sorry
>someone bumps into me, say sorry

>i hate the spanish
>i love cod and meat overdosed dishes
Thats it
I prefer king to president
Im not short
Im not hairy
I cant grow huge mustache
I dont own a bakery (tho my grandma sold the family's a couple moths ago)
I dont like fado that much (but i can apreciate its meaning) besides thats a lisbon thing
It is easy to get "depressed" when thinking about what the country couldve been...
Also being black is a meme and not a steriotype (portugal os white and thusly so am i)
Being a moor is for the lisboners
>northern master race

t. Alberto barbosa

I'm from Northeast of the country and i'm a descendant of Duch.

but still it's the path of least resistance, if you can believe it. Only hindrances are the capital control policies for now, I don't have to fight with my supervisor for the pay, but with the bank, that's another story.

>Lazy
>Still live with parents
>Nostalgic
>Alchoolic and i love to hang out

Other than that i don't fit the stereotype. I'm too humble, sensible and not an ego-maniac.

>tfw my country can be unforgiving towards humble and sensible men

Idk
I guess i do like cheese

Can someone list the stereotypes about france?

nationalistic
arrogant
proud
gay

I'm a poor commie alcoholic

>clapper
I'm overweight and own guns

Låter som Danmark desu famelam

Im tall
I hate muslims

I dont even know what are stereotipes about us

well atleast we're not Sweden

>who is obsessed with blonde women.
fucking brainwashed faggot
romans are dissapointed, they are the enemy

Sulista stereotype: I'm a bitter fuck who'd rather drink yerba mate.
Brazilian stereotype: I'm from a Catholic background.

Go to bed Wanderlei Dutra.

this guy do tha because he is from ecuador, fucking chink eyed motherfucked

Skånsk inte svensk :^)

>they are the enemy
Romans were their own enemy? You dumb mulattos make no sense.

100% of the guys/girls who attend university (19~25 yo, and probably 26 & 27yo too) live with parents unless they really have to move. i.e. they live in the fucking middle of nowhere (like Marche I've seen cited here, or some forgotten region like Basilicata) and they need to move to a bigger city for their studies (like Milan)
And usually they have to find at least two room mates to share the rent with

Italians value houses a lot more than mmerricans and maybe more than other guys from the anglosphere. A rent is "wasting money", they try to save to buy houses as soon as they have some financial stability (otherwise no bank is going to grant you a loan). Also, a shitty apartment next to any uni in Milan (which has many universities) is pretty costly, if you want to live on your own on rent not in the fucking hinterland you have to be ready to pay at least €700/mo for a cubicle.

>nationalistic
from what i've seen of the world - this is not reduced to Sup Forums banter - nope
>arrogant
rarely
>proud
of what
>gay
nope

I'm very patriotic and nationalistic
Otherwise, not really

I don't mean gay literally XD
What about the stereotype that French people refuse to speak English? Well I guess you don't live up to that either since you're writing in English

I have no problem with it - i like to be able to speak two languages and i'll try to speak more if i wasn't so lazy - but the stereotype is somewhat true
Some people don't really like to talk english, france having remains of a strong culture some are also butthurt because of english being lingua franca and of USA and UK culture being dominant over the world
I don't really care of that most of those butthurt don't know a shit of french litterature, art, or poetry anyway

There's also the fact that the education system is quite shit in the field of teaching other languages and that it was even worse before : some people may be refusing to speak english only because they're bad at it

This is quickly disppearing among youngsters though, simply because the internet is dominated by English-written content

Nothing wrong with living with your parents if you aren't a NEET

All the French guys I met in France were smugly nationalistic
There was a French grill I pounded in Dublin some years ago and she was pretty down-to-earth, but she considered herself more "spanish" than "french" (don't ask me why)
If you ask anything to any French faggot in Paris, you'll get a reply in French, even if you asked in English and the frog you've asked to knows English pretty well
Many of your compatriots think that Paris is the centre of the world or something
>I have no problem with it - i like to be able to speak two languages and i'll try to speak more if i wasn't so lazy - but the stereotype is somewhat true
>Some people don't really like to talk english, france having remains of a strong culture some are also butthurt because of english being lingua franca and of USA and UK culture being dominant over the world
You're a rare gentlemen and a scholar, none of the french guys I met would have ever acknowledged that

I play hockey
I shitpost relentlessly

Do you say sorry all the time?

What are the stereotypes about Danes? I can't think of many

>I'm a lazy unemployed Italian living with his parents who is obsessed with blonde women.
>mfw I suddenly became Italian

Very militaristic
has guns
has lots of guns
Love bbq
drink moonshine and bourbon

No

I'm rude on purpose and enjoy seeing other people get butthurt over it

You fuck pigs and are supposed to be the happiest people in the planet

bbq? you mean bbc?
sociopath

I'm a real viking doing viking stuff

A german that prefers blonde women over latinas?

Wow, let me see if there isn't a gap in the space continuum

Bar-Be-Que

Is that really how degenerate denmark has become? depressing.

>Sweden
>Doing viking stuff
choose one Svend...
memes

I am half French :^)

I'm a fat fuck who loves burgers.

What's wrong with bbc? It's a great new channel
>implying meat with sugar on it isn't degenerate

>implying meat with sugar on it isn't degenerate
>implying it is.
these are shitty implications, Sven.