Go to the bathroom

>go to the bathroom
>see this

what to do

shit on it

pee on it from a distance

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Ask myself how my bathroom is in Australia

Take the next plane and leave Australia

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get a bat

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

fight it, retreat, come back with 20
hired abbos and fight it again

once it's defeated, take a shit and prepar for the next challenge of my australia vacation.(namely fighting off the elephant sized bats that come to eat me in the night)

walk out of the house and never return its his house now

literally die from a heart attack

>not fortifying defense and poison resistance,
scrub.

take shit as normal

stop playing with doll houses

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I like you bru

What the fuck are those

>come back with 20 hired abbos
>hired abbos
>abbos working
You have a romanticised view of Australia frienderino

Is it a normal thing in the US nights?

Looks like ol' spinny gave birth to a baby.
Here let me pick you up so you don't fall in the loo.

Fun fact, spiders are like snakes, only the tiny ones bite people.

These made me laugh

Find a bowl or something to put it in so I can release it back outside

keep posting

if my concealed carry isnt handy grab my backup

turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Did you mean 180°
>He shouldn't leave the EU

I have something like that too except I put my ipad inside so I can do facetime with my parents while I shower

Nah those are mayflies or something that hatch every few 5-10 years and all hatch at the same time so they cause swarms.

Slow down Michael Jackson

>facetime with my parents while I shower

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They see your willy?

Be thankful it isn't this guy

No it's a neck level so they just see my face and my chest

Gotta multitask to save time dude

How the fuck are you guys still alive?

I was mean guy, I now it was just a silly mistake.
Just so sad about you leaving us, bruz

Edgy

australia should sink into the ocean tb h .

What the fuck would happen if those things escaped and started colonizing the real world.

Spiders, like snakes, only really bite people when provoked

This guy knows

Spiders are bro tier

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Pour alcohol on it
Burn it
run outside and watch my house burn with it

Not a bad idea... spiders are better colonizers than us

Yeah but you and them might not agree on what exactly is provoking behaviour.

For example, just walking right next to a funnel web spider nest might be provoking to them.

Daww, so cute

She's mutating.

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How do you know it is a she?

Wonder why someone bothered to photoshop a spider on my toilet.

because of this gif I now always lift up the toilet seat and check before I take a shit.

No, wait, that's not my toilet. It doesn't even have a poop shelf.

Why are jump spiders such a memesters?

yeah true... most spider bites are the ones that you don't even see happen, just because you woke up some eight legged cunt

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shit my pants

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As a specialist, I immediatly saw it.

>No truly, It's just that "spider" is feminine in french, must said "it". Sorry, silly mistake.

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move out from Australia

it's just a jumping spider, those guys are bros
this one is pretty big though

kek at that nurse keeping the insect near the ear for so long after pulling it out
imagine if the insect jumped right back in and went all the way to the bottom of the hearing canal kek

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mirin

how
whati s this

This is another reason, which is not often argued, that scandinavia is the best place on Earth - we don't fucking have these problems. No dangerous insects or spiders. No dangerous reptiles. No dangerous animals at all really. All we have is a few lynx and 100 wolves. The most dangerous thing here is dog ticks or whatever they're called. The same goes for weather and earthquakes and such. The nature is very kind to scandinavians, we don't have extreme weather, we don't have earthquakes (inb4 mini earthquakes happens all the time).

-40C winters is extrime

and that's why you're all sissies

t. Spider

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POOFTAHS ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS

-40 is not that normal here. It happens some places and obviously in the mountains.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

I wanna cut my ear off now fucking hell

Here is beast that kills most people in year in Finland. truly the beast from the deepest cores of Hell.

Turn 360 degrees and spd that mother fucker

>what to do
first wonder why it didn't lock the door before doing its business, then excuse myself and leave

This is why I put cotton in my ears every night before I go to sleep

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Sissies in our comfy beautiful wooden homes (because the weather won't destroy them anyway).

Have fun in the danger zone, friend.

A dosis of TBE vaccine costs like 10 Euros. If you don't buy it you are kinda asking for it.

No, only at certain times and usually the upper Midwest.

They pose no threat to humans aside from obstruction of vision

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Nobody is dying from it here, as far as I know. But the newspapers sometimes write about the very small chance that it may make you sick. I had two crawling on me last week, I killed one and let the other go to spread the word - don't fuck with humans.

except for the hungry bear in your backyard

I thought those were its legs at first.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

what's going on here

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They don't have any russians to "save" in our cunt.

actually the list is like this, (deaths in 1998-2011)
>dogs (15)
>wasps (14)
>cows (10)
>horses (7)
>cats (2)
>bears (1)
>rams (1)
>vipers (1)
>bees (1)

+92 deaths in collisions with an elk, and 26 deaths while riding a horse

Those are mayflys, they do nothing

A moose once bit my sister

>That second spider

yet

What a strange thing, though.

Are they invading everything in some states/cities or it's very located?

I think he means actual bears (not that they kill people, our bears stay like 1.5km-2km away from people even if you go to the forest)

>very located
I mean, like 100 yards or less

not anymore

Vitun hirvet, killing more people than all the other wildlife combined

Shoot it